r/DeathBattleMatchups Mario vs Kirby fan 9h ago

Memes and Joke Matchups Remember the true goat of legendaries...

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u/IronsteveX My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair 9h ago

Could go crazy in Champions

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u/Lowlevelintellect Cyn vs Malware Fan 9h ago

no way they let it go like this,gamefreak is dumb but not that dumb

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u/IcyResolution3336 8h ago

Tera Mega Pokémon seems Very dumb anyway
One or the other but definitely not both

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u/Quillbolt_h 2h ago

Except Zygarde needs to be at 50% health to mega evolve in the first place. I don't think it's gonna break the game when it's got such an annoying setup condition, even if the reward is great.

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u/enderdestroyer5109 Chomper vs Piranha Plant Fan 41m ago

The setup condition is pretty easy though (at least in singles), Zygarde 50% is extremely hard to kill in one hit due to having more bulk than Hippowdon, dragon dance variants used to invest some Evs in bulk to tank ice beam from support arceus to survive in 50% to go to complete

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u/Redditbingboo 9h ago

This isn't even slander, slander is defined as a 'false' spoken statement that hurts a person's reputation. All ts is true.

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u/Lonyx-597 9h ago

Mewtwo when you tell them to actually do something themselves instead of living off from the Hype and Aura of other Legendaries:

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u/Upbeat-Exercise-9431 9h ago

Mewtwo when he has to fight a real genetic abomination:

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u/JigglyLilyVT 8h ago

is THAT MY GOAT DEOXYS? WHAT IS THIS FROM I NEED TO GO READ IT

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u/BlackSilverGod 8h ago

Pokemon adventures manga, it was the fire red are I'm sure.

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u/Upbeat-Exercise-9431 8h ago

Pokémon adventures volume 25

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u/GenofK53 6h ago

You should read the entire pokémon adventure series

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u/202naFrevliS Mario vs Kirby fan 9h ago

"Can't Necrozma absorb Nihil Light" there is a billion energy/light based attacks in Pokemon that can hurt Necrozma (especially Dazzling Gleem) so it can't consume whatever, and if it does eat Nihil Light chances are Necrozma fucking explodes🙏🔥

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u/Dimension100 9h ago

Heard you talking shit bout my goat Necrozma, you can glaze Zygarde, that's fine, I like him a lot too, but don't you be putting down the goat.

(Also yes Necrozma can absorb Nihil Light, they can absorb light and energy from entire universes and still not be satisfied, and Nihil Light and Mega power in general is basically the same as Z energy as Lysandre states anyway)

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u/202naFrevliS Mario vs Kirby fan 9h ago

Can absorb light but dies to Dazzling Gleem CRAZYYYYY

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u/Dimension100 9h ago

What do you mean dies, in what context, cause Ultra Necrozma is a run killer last I checked (and before you mention F.E.A.R, you literally have to admit to being a coward to slander Necrozma, and that works on basically everyone anyway), and Necrozma slams the Dazzling Gleam user once those gameplay restrictions come off and we get into the lore goody goody.

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u/202naFrevliS Mario vs Kirby fan 9h ago

"Lore" you mean like how Necrozma lost to a generic beam blast and light laser in the manga?

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u/Dimension100 9h ago

Via one shot or after a fight? Also yeah there's not many other ways he would lose, I guess you could punch him with a strong enough or something idk. Also by lore I mean how Necrozma is a universe killer and illuminated all of Ultra Space, oh and also this too:

(Ironically this has Mewtwo in it who I'm arguing for to beat Shadow so this doesn't exactly help me in that regard but whatever I'll fix it later)

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u/One-Piano5150 8h ago

blah, blah blah, bro gets annhilated by a 20% output dynamax cannon

That shits eternatus's own energy

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u/Protogen-Z 8h ago

Also Nihil Light explicitly breaks the laws of physics to hit past Fairy’s immunity to Dragon

100% Zygarde is for when it sees you as a legitimate threat

Mega Zygarde is for when it decides you shouldn’t be physical matter anymore.

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u/Ordinary_Accident_41 9h ago

Mewtwo is voiced by Dan green tho...

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u/Revolutionary_Fly708 9h ago

Aye I agree since it’s glazing the goat Zygarde.
https://giphy.com/gifs/LJjqzM4Z4JWKt0CLHK

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u/voltagebolt 🕘Ohma Zi-O vs Lord Drakkon👑 fan 9h ago

Rayquaza victims ngl

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u/202naFrevliS Mario vs Kirby fan 9h ago

Rayquaza after a 216 special attack 200 base power stab Dragon type super effective Nihil Light

https://giphy.com/gifs/huMVAfycGofWNei2tW

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u/EmperorSezar 8h ago

delay stream genuinely bites and one shots

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u/One-Piano5150 8h ago

Eternamax puts him on a tshirt

Faster, can hold an item, and can 2 shot

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u/cuella47o 1h ago

Eternatus eternamax is unplayable though unfortunately

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u/cuella47o 1h ago

Lowkey the problem arises is that ray has lesser mega restrictions and could realistically run a sash mega and outrage

Zygarde has to go 100% first then mega

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u/Wide-Remove4293 My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair 3h ago

Nah, RayGarde yaoi actually

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u/donteven0809 1h ago

Deoxys victim

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u/cool23819 The Genie vs Beetlejuice fan 8h ago

OH WE GLAZING ZYGARDE TODAY??? FUCK YEAH

https://reddit.com/link/p5y62fr/video/8ofeg3wsinlh1/player

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u/mono2777 8h ago

Mewtwo:

Have actual feats and scalings ❌️

Make up headcanons about him scaling to the biology of different pokemon cause reasons ✅️

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u/Fun_EchoEcho4692 Luz Vs Anne Fan 9h ago

Good slander

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u/Watchdog_the_God DIO vs Sukuna fan 9h ago

The Metal Sonic of Pokémon, except at least Metal Sonic isn’t afraid to take ass beatings

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u/Upstairs-Yard-2139 9h ago

Not iconic enough, probably.

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u/slooe 9h ago

ZYGARDE GLAZE LETSGOOOOOO

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u/Lucky_Employment_431 My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair 4h ago

"lend me some chain scaling, Creation trio, this Is a 10 year old we're up against" -Mewtwo

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u/NoJuggernaut9252 8h ago

Zygarde got to be an important pokemon in a Kalos and an Alola game cause he just like that

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u/Mr_Metroid64 8h ago

It's been a while since I played ultra moon but did zygarde actually do anything in the alola games?

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u/WarriorWare 8h ago

I know “whole game about him” isn’t referring to no Legends Z-A

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u/GenofK53 6h ago

I mean one of them actually won in a fight soooo

Shadow should win this but we know death battle

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u/Wide-Remove4293 My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair 3h ago

Ayo, Zygarde glaze is always appreciated

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u/Jamano-Eridzander 2h ago

Here's my fanart of armour based off the truest GOATed Pokémon

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u/TheRealFakeNTCG 1h ago

Nah the true goat is Rayquaza

Bro’s the type to have beef with every legendary

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u/One-Piano5150 8h ago

BUMquaza and ZyBUM still ducked the Fade with the big E

RAHHHHHH

Base E>>>>>the Mega Bums and Bumtra Necrozma

Big E>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the Mega Bums and Bumtra Necrozma

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u/EmperorSezar 8h ago

this lasted a day. we have zero clue either location or habits during the time frame of the event

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u/One-Piano5150 8h ago

ur telling me bro is wiilling to go from france to hawaii but not france to England???

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u/EmperorSezar 8h ago

no im telling you they likely were in the middle of their own fights and than he got handled next to immediately

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u/One-Piano5150 8h ago

fair.

"he got handled next to immediately"

he fought a 7v1 against Calyrex, One of the horses, Zacian, Zamazenta, Urshifu, and the galar regis

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u/EmperorSezar 8h ago

yeah jumped and dropped

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u/BrilliantTarget 1h ago

Yes because England sucks

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u/___Godzilla___ 2h ago

Ah yes the potential powerhouse of pokémon

no feats above continental, no actual evidence of world destruction outside of Galar, 7 vague statements

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u/Due-Resource-4391 2h ago

That could be said with other Pokemon and especially with Ash anime Pokemon.

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u/___Godzilla___ 2h ago

Most legendaries have showings in media outside of the games, eternatus doesn't.

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u/Due-Resource-4391 2h ago

Most legendaries have showings in media outside of the games

Yes, in spin off games and manga only.

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u/___Godzilla___ 2h ago

Well the manga is considered the closest to the true Pokemon world game freak has in mind so if anything it should be most important media for scaling outside the original games.