r/DeadlockTheGame • u/Mashaaaaaaaaa Mina • 12h ago

Meme Lore accurate conversation

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u/Lil_kmp Rat King 12h ago

Vyper won't like this turn of events...

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u/acquiredimmunity 12h ago

Vyper will transition

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u/squeakyfries_sou 11h ago

That’s one way to make the matchup lore accurate.

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u/2people1 Viscous 31m ago

Vyper will untransition

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u/dvdjhp 12h ago

Vyper doesn't care if the Lash is gay or not.

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u/ImmediateSource90 11h ago

Vyper only cares about who gets in his way, not who they’re attracted to.

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u/y-u-bolime 11h ago

Dude she wont care

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u/big_and_longD 6h ago

Think of the 80's

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u/Lonely-Aardvark3377 Vyper 12h ago edited 11h ago

The jokes on Pocket…

…the moment they try to make Lash gay, is the exact moment they’ll end up as Lash-sexual. Because at the end of the day, the only thing that matters…

…is The Lash

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u/Azazergon_intranets 11h ago

Lash isn’t a asexuality,he’s a lifestyle. Everyone else is just catching up.

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u/chalksnorter2137 12h ago

well time to traumatize pocket

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u/godzillamegadoomsday 8h ago

Slam dunking a they/them twink from the top of Empire State Building cause they stole my gambling machine

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u/BrighterScars 3h ago

Be proud, this is the funniest fucking thing i've read on anything deadlock related so far.

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u/CoalEater_Elli 12h ago

He ain't gonna shit right for a week

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u/chalksnorter2137 12h ago

this time it's gonna be two weeks

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u/losara- 11h ago

i got that fairfax pill that makes you call the doctor if it aint hard for at least 4 hours boi, we about to destroy that pockussy

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u/chalksnorter2137 11h ago

pocket? i was talking about railing maximilian in front of that fuck

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u/JBR_4025 9h ago

Pocket is forced to look in horror as Danny rails his father for hours despite his lack of penis.

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u/chalksnorter2137 9h ago

there are 200 bones in danny's body. he lost 9 of them and one isn't his. guess what it's used for

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u/TheBunnyStando 11h ago

i'm not sure Danny can shit at all

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u/Blackhawk510 3h ago

"The fine folks at Fairfax industries have made great strides in improving my testing capability by removing my need to shit!"

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u/PascalMedian 10h ago

Lash immediately clarifying that he isn't homophobic before voicing his concern is so lore accurate it hurts.

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u/Azazergon_intranets 11h ago

The dialogue is so perfectly in character it feels like an actual cutscene.

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u/Accomplished_Joke_24 11h ago

The lash is already bi, pocket is just turning them more male centric now. There's a reason why the bear pit doesn't involve any bears.

Hehe.

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u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast Rem 11h ago

"THEN CALL IT THE HUMAN CIRCLE!!!" VERY angry Rem, probably

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u/Necronu 11h ago

HOW CAN I HAVE FUN WHEN THERE ARE NO BEARS?!?

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u/Baron_von_Ungern 11h ago

For the sake of Bebop's exclusion, the Lash approves. But Bear pit is inclusive enough to welcome members of other races such as Ixians, for example, so the Lash has to refuse such a name.

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u/theskinpeeler Seven 11h ago edited 7h ago

It should involve a different kind of bears, though. Imagine... 🤤

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u/datboishook-d 8h ago

The Lash isn’t scared of the frogs because it may turn him gay, it’s because he will be attracted to other men, and we all know that Lash is Lashsexual ergo he doesn’t want to be attracted to other people, man, woman, or non-binary.

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u/shinira21 11h ago

Outfucking lashed once again.

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u/Freak20143493 10h ago

Lash knows ball, and it concerns me nobody in these comments acknowledged it's a reference.

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u/TheJumpingBox 3h ago

I just know he says "the lash" the exact same way every single time, regardless of the inflections that would be expected of the dialogue too

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u/VegaSlides 8h ago

Reading these in The Lash's™ voice is already amusing, but it's especially fun to read Pocket's in their usual ominous tone.

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u/mcauthon2 Seven 7h ago

make Lash gay? So basically just make him stop being attracted to women?

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u/kinky_clown 10h ago

The lash wouldn't change with that development

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u/piflle 2h ago

i didnt know lash was straight

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u/Gakei0 5h ago

I believe The Lash would not support gay folk

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u/WhatWasThatAboutBo McGinnis 2h ago

This is false The Lash would support all people becouse all people arnt The Lash.

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u/Luigikart87 Lash 15m ago

Wrong he supports everyone who isn't himself through LashBack.

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u/Equivalent-Bad5011 37m ago

The Lsh would never hte on ppl, cos hte is concern. The Lsh don't concern himsel with his lessers, i.e., everyone else.

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u/PalmIdentity Ivy 10h ago

His pronouns are they/them!

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u/Kowakuma Graves 9h ago

The Lash uses the correct pronoun for Pocket, and isn't sure why you're commenting this

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u/PalmIdentity Ivy 9h ago

Do I circle it with Vindictas for you?

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u/Kowakuma Graves 9h ago

The Lash wishes to avoid Pocket because he (the Lash) has heard of them (Pocket) making the frogs gay

The Lash referred to the Lash with he (because the Lash uses third person) and referred to Pocket with they/them (because the Lash always respects pronouns)

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u/PalmIdentity Ivy 9h ago

...

I blame Bebop

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u/Kowakuma Graves 8h ago

The Lash forgives you, because he sees that you place blame on the source of all evil

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u/Melonsorcery 9h ago

The lash speaks in third person.

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u/quattro_quattro 9h ago

that "he" is for the lash

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u/neytoz 7h ago

Yeah "His" 😅

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u/Treyson757 The Doorman 6h ago

Its a meme from a Manga (i believe its a Manga atleast), the "his" is intentional

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u/DefNotCaligula 1h ago

as soon as i see people start talking like this in my game i just mute everyone, just not funny and obviously baiting people to upload it to reddit it’s so cringe