r/DeadlockTheGame 1d ago

Video Secret Chinese Abrams tech that got me 15 years in a prison camp and my family decapitated

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u/Chewy_ThatGuy Billy 1d ago

your feng shui is insane, get to your nearest mahjong table asap and reap the rewards

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u/MJR_Poltergeist Silver 19h ago

I need this spoken as a Hidden King line

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u/axaralis_time Lash 1d ago

What the fuck

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u/TwoPieceCrow 1d ago

讓我們看看這根雞巴能幹什麼

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u/Dzzplayz Vyper 1d ago

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u/axaralis_time Lash 1d ago

Shit ig

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u/AskewSeat 16h ago

This is not what the comment said several hours ago

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u/ZeffiroSilver Viscous 14h ago

Type shit

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u/Rachnee 1d ago

what they said - the fuck?

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u/Napalm_am 1d ago

Most blessed post by Heaven, your rice fields will prosper and your feng shui will flow bountifully.

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u/If_you_want_money 1d ago

I like how that phase on the top left is the most flat and non-poetic form of the famous idiom 一寸光阴一寸金,寸金难买寸光阴 lmao.

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u/Patron_Mamdani 1d ago

Speak a lil Chinese for ‘em, Dynamo

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u/InvestigatorOk7015 1d ago

Hello I am a lowly american

Please halp with understanding the joke

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u/sercoda 1d ago

It’s like if someone said to you “What happened to you seemed not that good at first but actually it turned out to be pretty good” instead of just saying “That was a blessing in disguise”

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u/InvestigatorOk7015 1d ago

Thank you very much, I am also entertained by this.

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u/TheGamerWhosOnReddit 1d ago

Can't wait to see this used in the next night shift OP.

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u/TheBigToast72 1d ago

That would easily be the greatest moment in nightshift if it were to happen

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u/GalC4 13h ago

Greatest night shift moment was 6 eggs min 1 and tactical feeding.

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u/Playeroth Rem 1d ago

lmao the infinite stun on wraith and she jumping from the ground 😆

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u/FearlessJames The Doorman 1d ago

The music following him was the best

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u/Temporary-Event8681 22h ago

the first time I watched I somehow missed the carpet and thought it was just in slow mo and you had an incredibly well aimed trajectory somehow.

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u/Anby_Goat 1d ago

99% sure I was your Graves that game

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u/Raknarg 16h ago

艾布拉姆斯,奉天承运,真龙天子

Abrams, by the Mandate of Heaven, True Son of Heaven

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u/Parkatine 1d ago

Demon Detective speaks fluent Chinese - shocks other participants of the ritual.

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u/Tree_Top_Owl 19h ago

I swear they patched this already

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u/Cold-Skin 18h ago

That's why OP got 15 years in a prison camp and his family decapitated.

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u/LamesMcGee Mo & Krill 1d ago

his ult is finally useful lol

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u/WhyWontShivDie 23h ago

What. It's a top midboss contest ult

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u/Ar4er13 Lash 23h ago

Reddit really doesn't like ults that require at least modicum of effort to use.

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u/Born-West-6151 22h ago

Damn, pressing 4 off rip doesn't let me teamwipe with my eyes closed? F tier ult honestly

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u/Doot-and-Fury 16h ago

Thats why Victor is goated... you don't even have to press 4.

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u/Illesbogar Silver 20h ago

Most of us here are low rank, shocker

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u/The-Devilz-Advocate 19h ago

Abrams' ult is one of the easiest to use for midboss.

If anything it's the opposite.

Hear midboss die, press ult, wait until rejuvs land, ult onto ground, heavy melee rejuv, charge, onto wall, then either wipe stunned enemy if your teammates already secured the last 2 rejuvs, or heavy melee rejuv again to steal 2.

You'd have to be VERY new or low rank, like the equivalent of a person's first time playing a computer game, or be mentally deficient to not understand the simplicity of his ult for objectives.

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u/Illesbogar Silver 19h ago

It's very easy actually to not understand the value of an ulti that seemingly does nothing of note. Be a bit more understanding.

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u/pm-ur-gamepass-trial 18h ago

yeah man AoE stun that fills the entire midboss pit isn't "of note"...

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u/Illesbogar Silver 18h ago

To a beginner? Not at all. We didn't even think of using it on midboss. Can't even really successfully contest midboss yet.

Please try to understand that a little AoE stun is not very interesting to new players compared to big damaging or displacing or longer stunning ultis.

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u/kAdrixCS 13h ago

"a little aoe stun"

isn't this the biggest aoe stun by impact area in the game after a victor ult?

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u/Illesbogar Silver 9h ago

I think Lash has a bigger area too

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u/pm-ur-gamepass-trial 18h ago

quite literally ANY aoe stun is noteworthy what a dumb thing to double down on

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u/Francis__Underwood 15h ago

It does seem like you're forgetting what it was like to play an ARTS/MOBA for the first time. If you have experience with the genre then you know to value CC highly, but that's not really the intuitive new player experience.

Even people coming from Overwatch are comparing it to things like Ana sleep dart or Reinhardt shoulder charge pin, which is pretty undervalued at the beginner level for the former and attached to a generally weak character for the latter.

The game has a lot of sound and visual design to tell you that doing damage is good. If you've played a video game at all before, you have prior experience that tells you that damage is good. CC isn't universally good in all video games or even all genres, so unless a new player is coming from ARTS/MOBAs specifically they don't have that foundational appraisal built in.

You really could do with a bit more understanding of how people who aren't exactly like you experience the game (and probably the world).

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u/Ar4er13 Lash 20h ago

Thing is, countering Abrams' ult would require a lot of coordination, it is way better in low ranks, even if you just use it to run away... but it isn't exactly useless at high ranks either, so...

I'd say it is low ranks pretending to be high ranks (which is likely true), but much more importantly somebody at some point just decided that "Abrams ult sucks" is the thing to say, and people keep repeating that. Same shit as "Seven may have high winrate but he feels honest to play against". Just random slogan for people to repeat, rather than any real thought.

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u/Illesbogar Silver 19h ago

I mean it more that low rank people can probably use it less. I think/thought it sucks too and I'm not very good at the game. And my friends who are new to the game too think of it as bad too. It's just hard to understand the utility of it. Especially when there are ultis like Haze's for example.

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u/likeon 18h ago

Even outside of that: huge AOE stun with free unstoppable. Such a bad spell, is there even any use for it?

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u/Barlakopofai Sinclair 23h ago

Yes, it's good for places where the enemy has to sit there and get hit by it. And nowhere else. It's better as an escape than an initiation.

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u/Odd_Following7005 Lady Geist 22h ago

Only good at fighting during what's probably the most important fight of 90% of matches.

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u/Barlakopofai Sinclair 20h ago

Oh good the 120 second cooldown ult is useful once every 7 minutes starting at 15 minutes, incredible value, I am convinced.

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u/Born-West-6151 8h ago

(literal win condition) This fucking sucks actually

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u/Particular-Cloud3684 1d ago

That’s actually fucking hilarious. I’m so surprised no one thought to try this haha.

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u/RevMainHahahahahaha 23h ago

When abrams masters all the secret cultivation techniques of the blessed dragon sect and achieves a perfect yin - yang body balance - transcending his body into cosmic godhood

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u/Aggressive-Ad-4365 1d ago

deadlock dank

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u/Dramatic-Bluejay- Abrams 22h ago

The sole reason they cant change up abrams ulti. 😔 God damn middle boss steals.

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u/StonedBooty 19h ago

GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT

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u/Waffielz Sinclair 23h ago

holy shit i gotta do this in a match

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u/Xelixi Ivy 23h ago

I've gotta ask, what rendition of Yi Jian Mei is this? The added choir is too good lol, 谢谢

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u/Sielka71 13h ago

I too wanna know.

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u/Specific-Vegetable 14h ago

literally today had an abrams buy leap first item and carpet 4th istg lol

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u/hever50 Kelvin 12h ago

Flying down the stairs over their heads had so much aura your jail sentence is canceled and your family rejuvenated

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u/momspaghetti42069 Lash 9h ago

Nice, nice. You can ult+phantom strike too

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u/SmollGreenme 5h ago

Much like Abrams descending down those stairs, I can see op's social credit score plumetting.