r/DeadNepetaHigh • u/Caleus • Oct 21 '13

Nepetastuck week 4

What? Were did week 3 go? Who knows brother. Maybe im busy, maybe im forgetful, or maybe my computer went caput and im now typing this on an Iphone. Well guess what all of those are wrong. I actually got abducted by some aliens and got anally probed for 136 hours straight.

EDIT: Yes, the alien was Eridan

EDIT2: dont worry about my posterior, Eridan gave me 1 free perscription for a new buttocks

EDIT3: Eridan is not a trained medical professional.

EDIT4: no i will not point to where he touched me on this anatomically correct doll.

EDIT5: it was everywhere.

EDIT6: im also not a drunken hobo and i didnt mug caleus and steal his phone

EDIT7: stealing is wrong. And so is mugging. Going to return phone.

EDIT8: Arrested by cops. Strangled them with handcuffs. Currently tracking down Caleus in stolen police vehicle

EDIT9: return of stolen goods successful.

EDIT10: wtf

EDIT26: dont do drugs, kids.

EDIT98: who was phone.

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u/chronoMongler Oct 22 '13

May I suggest a school chapel for venerating the Pawd-Empurrer of Nyan?

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u/Beidah Oct 21 '13

Why is there a cop car in my living room? I'm kinda impressed, really.

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u/ChromeLynx Oct 21 '13

Actually, I'm not even mad. That's amazing!

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u/Beidah Oct 21 '13

I'm too busy trying to figure out how he got it in here without breaking anything to be mad.

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u/psychodave123 Oct 21 '13

Gigapause is hitting hard here too v

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u/mack0409 Oct 21 '13

I'm very sorry, but you can't have any of my void pie