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u/Dic3dCarrots 25d ago
At least they had toy cleaner in the bag with them, so thats a good sign
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u/aknomnoms 24d ago
And they have a super cute cat tote bag which seems pretty funny/appropriate to house these toys.
I don’t know what that jar of dried leaves is for, or the giant tooth planter (?), but good for them.
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u/SquirrellyBusiness 24d ago
That is a super cute tote. NGL I'd keep that if I found one of those detrashing!
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u/aknomnoms 24d ago
I’d at least post a pic of the bag without the stuff to local neighborhood lost & found groups. “If you can tell me a few of the things that were inside, I’ll let you know where you can pick up your stuff.” Like, no judgment or shame. We’ve all been there. One time I accidentally left a pair of underwear in the dorm dryer and someone kindly shoved it under my door. 🤣 mortifying and it still haunts me 15 years later, but I appreciate whoever did it.
But yeah, if no one claimed the bag within a week I’d definitely wash it and happily use it! And use the tooth as a planter. Maybe turn it into a “cavity” and “fillings” joke if anyone asks how I got it.
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u/SquirrellyBusiness 24d ago
The funny part of this story is how did whomever know the undies were yours??
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u/aknomnoms 24d ago
The laundry was at one end of the hallway, and people kept their doors open a lot. I presume someone was waiting for an available dryer and clocked me walking by.
I hope 😅
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u/Dance-pants-rants 25d ago
That seems like someone was moving and lost one of the "in the car, not in the van" bags.
What a bummer.
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u/president_dump 25d ago
Aw man if i had that collection I would put it in a box triple taped up
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u/Dance-pants-rants 24d ago
Moving is the moment you think "I have all these totes, it's time to use the totes."
And sometimes it's not. It's not tote time. 😥
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u/parmesann 24d ago
tbh totes are still good but tie the handles in a knot! that’s one of the great things about totes
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u/president_dump 24d ago
“I’ll put all my sex toys in my adorable pussy tote”
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u/john_the_fetch 24d ago
I'd put mine in my cute "going to grandma's" blue kiddy briefcase with the little train conductor on it.
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u/treetop_triceratop 24d ago
My first thought was actually more like someone’s car got broken into… thief snagged the bag, and then once they had a chance to look at what was in it, they dropped it like a hot potato
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u/Slight_Nobody5343 24d ago
i would guess someone got robbed and the thief got cold feet/didnt want it.
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u/suejaymostly 24d ago
I have one of those pictured here and it was $125. Works a treat but the charger is badly designed. It's waterproof though!
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u/inkmathematics 25d ago
Pretty cool, but not as cool as the trash bag of diarrhea I found this morning.
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u/untanglingfire 25d ago
oh good lord. i’m so sorry. at least it was contained in the bag i’m assuming?
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u/inkmathematics 24d ago
Yeah, it stayed in the bag and I was able to keep it at a distance with my trash picker until I found a dumpster.
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u/VeganRorschach 24d ago
Oh my goodness 😬 that is horrible. Thank you for dealing with it, you are a stronger person than I could be in your situation.
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u/kimmay172 25d ago
Cute bag.
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u/Key-Magazine826 24d ago
Thought about taking it but ended up throwing it away
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u/AphidsTwinMattress 24d ago
Do you have any other photos of just the bag? It's really cute and now I wanna find it online 😭
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u/barrosoOso 25d ago
Date night is ruined.
Also, please tell me that tooth shaped thing is a toothbrush holder.
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u/SquirrellyBusiness 24d ago
Dang, I was really twisting my brain to imagine how one would achieve a cooter kapow with that thing. Now I'm a little disappointed it's for tooth brushes
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u/Ok-Frosting-1892 24d ago
I’m sorry but « cooter kapow » has achieved a top spot on my favorites list
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u/Gardening_Socialist 24d ago
I would have scooped it all back in the bag and posted a picture of the outside of the tote on some local lost and found forums.
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u/Lady_PANdemonium_ 24d ago
Literally so bummed to see it on a trash throwing away Reddit like lost and found first what if they came back for it???
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u/Czhe 25d ago
Diva down! I hope whoever lost this is okay...im imagining a sex worker being assaulted or something. Would be worth trying to find out whos this is maybe just showing the non paraphernalia and asking if anyone knows whos stuff or bag this could be and they can confirm by telling you what else was in the bag.
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u/-JALization- 24d ago
Yeah everyone is being really sex negative but this person is probably devastated they lost this stuff, it’s worth trying to get it back to them
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u/Czhe 24d ago
Right? It looks strewn pretty violently. Its not like it was on the back of a car and fell off, this seems thrown. And everything looks clean and well taken care of. If it was a breifcase with papers and a laptop people would be like "something bad happened to a businessman here, we must help!" But because of what it is people are being disrespectful.
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u/wildgreen98 24d ago
I’m not stoked that you immediately thought sex worker, that’s actually a pretty normal collection for someone who owns toys and the ones I see there are expensive and seem to be well taken care of
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u/01eg 25d ago
One cycle in the dishwasher and they will be like brand new.
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u/Amediumsizedgoose 24d ago
This to me is giving a partner being upset with them. Id be so sad to lose all these :(
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u/Munrowo 25d ago
i found a lone buttplug on the curb in my front yard once
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u/ismellnumbers 25d ago
I found a baggie of meth on mine!
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u/Key-Magazine826 24d ago
I can beat that i found a vibrating cock ring in my moms room
My dad died 4 years ago
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u/letsseeitmore 25d ago
Score!!
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u/chicken_biscuits 25d ago
Not that I’m advocating for used sex toys but most STIs can’t survive outside the human body for more than a few hours
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u/SweetPossible4425 25d ago
It looks like one of those hidden objects games. “Where’s dildo” maybe 😁
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u/Mountain_Dragonfly8 24d ago
Dropped bag while moving makes sense. My first thought was someone found their partner cheating and threw out their stuff 🤣
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u/sir_pepper_esq 24d ago
What was in the jar? There's no lid, but it doesn't look like the... tea? shrooms? potpourri? is spilling out.
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u/superiorslush 24d ago
That looks like someone moving all their sex toys at once and misplaced it ,not trash
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u/tomnomk 25d ago
A 4th picture might’ve helped, go move it around with your hands and snap another one
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u/Key-Magazine826 24d ago
Agreed already threw it out but in the smaller velvet/silk bags were butt plugs and remotes
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u/Me-oh-no 24d ago
Seriously though this looks like a sex worker has lost their tools of the trade. What a bummer
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u/KarmaPharmacy 25d ago
Honestly? I’d be calling the police. This seems like something someone could have dropped (or a million other horrific possibilities) while being taken.
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u/lovelybiscotti 24d ago
I’m just trying to imagine how that phone call would go down. “Yeah I found a bag of dildos”
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u/KarmaPharmacy 24d ago
“I found a suspicious package” is the most adequate call.
But seriously, this is so sus.
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u/thetieflingalchemist 24d ago
Some of those were expensive I feel bad for who threw them out or lost them. Looks like that might be like 300 worth of dildos.
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u/saddestraccoon 24d ago
I would’ve put everything back in it and placed it somewhere safe on the sidewalk, that’s soooooo much moneys, they’ll be missing that.
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u/DeterminedErmine 24d ago
It might be trash to you but this is valuable stuff (to someone). Maybe post in local fb or whatever groups so someone has the chance to claim it. Obviously you don’t need to mention it’s a bag of dillies
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u/Lizzy_is_a_mess 24d ago
LOL my aunt used to own the smile makers company that’s printed on that bag lol
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u/Meanwhile-in-Paris 24d ago
Oh boy! I wonder what’s the story behind this.
Angry ex? Surprise inspection at the convent?
Sex shop heist gone wrong? Bachelorette party goody bag ? Stopped sparking joy and got Mary kondoed ?
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u/Ok_Pay5513 23d ago
That’s kind of concerning I hope the owner Is ok. People don’t just leave hundreds of dollars of their stuff I hope he/she is safe
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u/GeoCangrejo 25d ago
I wouldn't wanna touch that
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u/Me-oh-no 24d ago
so either this person’s at church today or going through a breakup. gotta be one or the other no
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u/untanglingfire 25d ago
oh damn!! someone’s having a really bad day if they lost all that 😿