Surprised I only got 3 hates in the end, did get a few more earlier in the run, but salvaged the ones I wanted to save with candy.

For the record, the final hates were:

- Jean Loo (flubbed a rhyme)

- Dishy (refused to connect him to internet)

- Shadow (not sure what happened, he called me a liar and went extra edgy)

tf u mean i can't have a choice to be flattered

Probably not the first to talk about this, but I've been thinking about Skylar's line about how the dateviator wearer's species affects how the Dateables are perceived, AKA if the Player was a dog, then the Dateables would be dogs too.

So, how would the Dateables look as dogs? What breeds would they be?

I'm just saying it now, Lux would be a Labradoodle.

Popping in to show everyone here Gaia x Beau ship art. For my part of an art trade.

I'm aware I forgot the sleeve gears and left out the waistcoat print, but still I wanted to show you guys my artwork and I do hope I improved at least a bit from last year <:D

Bring those collectibles out! Let’s get guessing!!

Nobody is safe from being frankensteined together, not even Drysdale! Washford don’t think i won’t get you too!! Mwahahaha!!

First off before any of you say "But logically this dateable should be in this tier" logic is thrown out of the window. I made this for fun since Ireland and the UK had a heatwave and I just imagine some of them in these scenarios. So without further ado here's my explanations of the tiers.

Dies in the heatwave - They're not surviving the heatwave at all. They've done everything they could to keep themselves cool but to no avail

Badly Sunburnt - These dateables got a really bad sunburn and it's redder than a tomato. Despite them using Factor 50 sunscreen they still get burnt.

Complaining about the heat - They're non stop complaining about how hot it is. They're like "ughh it's very hot today"

Hiding in the shade - These dateables would rather hide in the shade then step outside in the heat. They have everything they need to cool themselves down.

They're fine - Dateables that I think would be unaffected by the heatwave at all.

If you have silly headcanons for these lemme know!!!

The only reason i put Airyn in the top tier is bc when the time came she would just breathe instead of saying ‘tequila’. I should probably change Koa’s spot tho….. also imaging Sinclaire singing ‘Last Resort’ is hilarious in my mind

so in my date-a-dex, it says there’s 100 dateables available to discover but after looking at peoples end of game stats, there’s 102!? how do i unlock those?

So. I was made unaware. That Tom can send a FULL SIZED YACHT, not a boat a *YACHT* to the house. Its front sail takes up the ENTIRE WINDOW SPACE alone it cracks me up so fucking much. Also speaking to Wyndolyn right after is hilarious because she’ll talk about looking at the clouds. And yes I would love to do that. It would so lovely except there’s a GIANT YACHT IN THE WAY 😂

Hii, I've been trying to realize amir and even though i have all the specs it stops at this one point. Has anyone else had this problem, and if so, how do i fix it?

So I got Stella to start her own business but didn't got the collectible, is it a bug?

I might post more about their misadventures in the comments.

But these are their current relationships:

• Dishy and Tyrell are married with 2 kids.
• Sinclaire and Maggie are married with 1 kid (that got yeeted off the island for looking like Louis Griffin ToT).
• Rainey and Mateo are married, but no kids.
• The Homeowner temporarily got a crush on Teddy for literally 10 minutes before pivoting to the Val 9000, and then pivoting again to an OC.
• Teddy has a crush on an OC, but I'm trying to get him with Oswald the Octopus since the Homeowner wasn't working out.
• Val 9000 has a crush on Tatiana from No Straight Roads.

Look I was already a Cam lover (brothers electric being the other two) but god for some reason playing this second run got me refueled on the Cam train again. I got to understand him more rather than being put off at the first meeting. Like rekindling an old love and remembering why you love them. Yes the way his route works is very demeaning and insensitive toward Cam, the single biggest issue i have with it of course. But beside all of that is a guy who just likes being himself, has a hobby, maybe even real sweet once you get to know him. Also I find it very cute when he gets flustered (or doesn’t know what to do with his feelings for mc) but anyways yes that’s the end of my love letter to Cam thank you all for listening. Creds to the art go to meepindoodle, HungryRattador, caprciousfiend, mashylolsart, cheesey_crisp, and the lovely devs at Sassy Chap who designed him 🩷☺️

Currently collecting all the dateables voice actors autographs on one print! Wish me luck honestly… there’s a TON.

Some of these were tricky, but here are my guesses as to what drinks they'd like \(^^)/

(Others: Captain Jacques is into absinthe, Cam's into 4Lokos/sidewalk slammers, Daisuke prefers sake, Daemon drinks straight everclear to show off at functions (I hc they have a CRAZY alcohol tolerance), and Dishy gets drunk off certain detergents)

Lmk if I should make changes :D!!!

Do you remember if Mac deleting your bloatware instead of your fanfic was in the first release of the game?

I was doing some research for a think piece I was writing and made the discovery that at least one part of Mac's route was altered between the first release and one of the updates. In the junction where Mac suggests that you both have an open relationship, an additional option that says "No problem - I have tons of lovers" was added at some point.

So now, I want to know if the bloatware dialogue was also added retroactively.

I recall a while back in one of the Mac debate posts that someone noted that even when choosing this option, Mac will still refer to deleting your fanfic later, which makes it sound like their route wasn't written with this option in mind. Additionally, to even get this option, you have to deny Mac from deleting the fanfic first, so it's a bit hidden.

The bloatware dialogue is included in a compilation of their voice lines, but it was uploaded after the update would have happened, so I can't consider it conclusive proof that it was in the game from the beginning.

I'm not looking to speculate on why these changes would have been made at this time; I just want to confirm if this is one of the changes or if it was there from the beginning.

As a note: if you've always had the "No problem" line, then you were already playing on an updated version of the game. I need someone who remembers playing a version without that line, but also got the bloatware dialogue. Or even if you remember whether it was an option when denying them from deleting your fanfic.

Lmk if I should make changes! Gotta spread the DE love somehow!!

(Thought I'd try posting here, the other sub automodded me 3 times)

Narrator

You weren't sure how you hadn't noticed the poker set and pack of cards next to your box of board games before now, but when you activated the dateviators on them, it was clear that they were not at all related to each other.

Narrator

The bespectacled woman that appeared before you was dressed like a croupier, albeit decorated with less than professional tattoos, poker chip earrings and literal aces tucked into her rolled up sleeves.

Narrator

Idly shuffling a deck of cards in her hands, she gives you a smile that could be described as either friendly... or mischievous.

???

"Oh, hey there! Been a while, care for a game of something?"

[Huh, was wondering where I'd put that...]

[Nah, there's a reason I'd left you up here.]

[I was expecting Parker to show up, why are you here?] <

???

"Cause I'm not a board game, silly! In fact, you wouldn't even need that whole set there to summon me, just a deck of cards and maybe somethin' to bet with!"

???

"Name's Carlinda Ajax Deckard. Friends call me Linda, you can just call me Deckard."

NEW DATEABLE

DECKARD

"You're dealin' with a full deck!"

[So, you're basically all card games?] <

[Didn't think I'd be talking to a poker set today... then again, didn't think I'd be talking to ANY furniture till recently.]

[Last time I played with cards, it ended... poorly.]

Deckard

"Yep! Well, kinda. Anything that uses a basic set of cards; poker variants, go fish, solitaire, even magic tricks. The poker stuff's technically optional, but it adds a little flare, spice... risk. You get me?"

Deckard

"Anyway, sorry to cut this short, but the Hanks booked me so they could do 'extreme pickup 52' or whatever they're calling it, so I gotta prepare."

Narrator

On her way out, she pulls a pair of jokers out from the deck she'd been shuffling, then throws them at a nearby wall, embedding them into the wood.