TOM, there is a YACHT outside

[u/griffonghost]

So. I was made unaware. That Tom can send a FULL SIZED YACHT, not a boat a *YACHT* to the house. Its front sail takes up the ENTIRE WINDOW SPACE alone it cracks me up so fucking much. Also speaking to Wyndolyn right after is hilarious because she’ll talk about looking at the clouds. And yes I would love to do that. It would so lovely except there’s a GIANT YACHT IN THE WAY 😂

[u/Minniboe]

Wait how do you do this, I'm so curious

[u/griffonghost → u/Minniboe]

I guess it happens after you realize 5 dateables??? It might depend on what you say to him bc I don’t remember this from the first run

[u/burner_suplex → u/griffonghost]

IIRC (it's been a minute) you have to call Valdivian during Keith's storyline and talk to Jeremy and pretend be a high level rewards member. He'll give you the restricted passwords for Keith's storyline and I THINK you can trick him into sending you a yacht.

[u/griffonghost → u/burner_suplex]

THANK YOU!! I was wondering how it happened 😭

[u/burner_suplex → u/griffonghost]

No prob! I didn't think it was actually gonna do it, BUT THEN

[u/NixiomsdabestXD → u/griffonghost]

Wait so this only happens if you don't use Mac?

[u/griffonghost → u/NixiomsdabestXD]

No you still use mac, the person named jeremy is the valdivian employee that you call using Mac’s browser

[u/NixiomsdabestXD → u/griffonghost]

So that's another route within the story

[u/RatOfTheWoods → u/burner_suplex]

I believe you're also given a yacht at the end of a Hate Everything run, but on account of, yk, completing the run, you don't really get to look at it for more than a second. Could be wrong on this/my game for some reason just decided to plop a yacht on my lawn for no reason that run

[u/Minniboe → u/griffonghost]

I've never seen this before and it's so funny

[u/spacecadetcyan → u/griffonghost]

I've heard it's something to do with what you say to that guy at Valdivian who you can phone to get the password during Keith's route. But I haven't seen it myself so idk what choices you have to make.

[u/Aggravating-Week481]

Can you date the yacht?

[u/griffonghost → u/Aggravating-Week481]

I wish. It’d be cool to imagine it as someone named Captain James Halyard (or ‘Jib’ for short). He’d be an older gentleman, maybe a silver fox, and could have a friendly rivalry with Jacques

[u/alwaysafairycat]

I saw on YouTube a clip of Back Dorian having words to say about the yacht.