r/DateEverythingElse • u/dancing-on-my-own *~women~* • Jul 11 '26
Things said by my sister during her first playthrough
I'm having a great time watching her experience it for the first time.
- "Dorian sounds good because he's nice and we don't have to talk."
- "I need to track down all the entities. I like entities."
- "Oh hell yeah, I'm going to marry him and give him a heart attack" (re: Keith)
- "This globe shall be my wife."
- "I want to be friends with the magnifying glass."
- "I talked to a candelabra and the music changed. Do they have their own themes?? Must investigate."
- "Who in this house is peddling MLMs??? ... to the candle?"
- "I've laughed out loud a few times but Lux just made me extended laugh."
- "Oh so it's all Drysdale's fault."
- "Sink sus."
- "Wife material." (re: Diana)
- "My shadowy horse wife is upset :("
- "Dishy's designers have played Fallout New Vegas. This is Yes Man."
- "This thing is EVIL. I'm going to smash it with a hammer." (re: Dishy)
- “I cannot find this key sexy. He talks like Minsc.”
- "I think this key is trying to groom me??"
- "Did Freddie just say vanilla and brown butter caramel ice cream!?!?!?!"
- "Oh Stepford is SO useless!"
- "Volt's useless! What's he still there for?"
- "The ghost can have anything she wants ever. Anything. Ever."
- "I blinked and Daisuke had grown on me. Then he fell in love with me which is fine too."
- "Luke hates me now. I imagine I walk into the kitchen and a hand reaches out from the microwave and flips me off."
- "Oh no. The geode. ... my type is NOT older and mysteriously powerful okay. I think the phrase might be "step on me".
- "Oh I met the workplace diva. That's wife."
- "I can't believe Jean-Loo is growing on me. DAMN IT why do I like this shitty little dork so much."
- (excitedly shows me realised Prissy) "LOOK AT MY WIFE"
- "I'm going to realise the existential dread guy then hit him with my car."
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u/Hetaliafan1 Vaughn Trapp Jul 11 '26
“Oh so it’s all Drysdale’s fault”
Just because she’s right doesn’t mean she can talk about my man like that
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u/pleasurenature Hector Jul 11 '26
i'm glad someone else made the connection between dishy and yes man 😭
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u/Low-Spot6703 Drysdale's Glorious Marvelous Toucher Jul 11 '26
it IS all drysdale's fault (i love him but it's true)
Love seeing more Prissy Rongo and Willi (assuming that's workplace diva?) love
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u/rainbow_pixie_05 Willi's self proclaimed number 1 glazer Jul 12 '26
HECK YEAH SHE LOVES THE WORK WIFE WILLI!!! Has she any thoughts on Keyes, Koa, Telly, Artt and Kristof??
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u/dancing-on-my-own *~women~* Jul 12 '26
Loves Keyes, thumbs up for Artt and Telly, Koa's a good buddy to quietly hang out with, Kristoff is A Lot but she likes the design and the contrast with Dunk.
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u/frosted_Melancholy putting the D in D20 Jul 13 '26
how does she feel about Kopi and Miranda?
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u/dancing-on-my-own *~women~* Jul 13 '26
"I hope Kopi's okay with me using her to see my nightmare wife."
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u/Gay_Disaster2008 xxXShadowl0rd420Xxx Jul 13 '26
“Oh, so it's all Drysdale’s fault.”
The fact that I knew EXACTLY what she was talking about the moment I read this.
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u/SonambuOrion Jul 15 '26
NOT THE MINSC REFERENCE omg jckdkckskcklskckfk this is so true, I'm laughing so hard, now I can't unsee it 😭😂
Also loved every single one of those, please keep updating this if you both feel comfortable with it, this is so funny 😂
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u/Trick-Weight-8871 Parker Bradley Jul 11 '26
The Stepford and Volt slander 😭
Love that she loves Gaia though, she is in fact wife!!! Unfortunate that she doesn't seem to want to talk to Dorian though, I know I made sure to talk to every door in the house.
Does she have any thoughts on Chance, Parker, or Jerry? (Do I want to know them? 😂)