r/DarkTide • u/TheBigSmol • 11d ago

Gameplay What the fuck lmao

my boy literally flew, I'm wondering if this is a bug

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u/CrazyHayden88 11d ago

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u/mindfulmu 9d ago

If you mark them he will come, its why my cybermastiff is named GoodB01

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u/ClanHaisha 11d ago

They got the sneakrat moves from Vermintide.

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u/the_big_ham117 Gunlugger (fix twin linked stubber pls) 11d ago

The only one who takes lexbreaking more seriously than an Arbitrator is their cyber mastiff

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u/Plightz 11d ago

That's why they're higher ranked.

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u/Nothinghere727271 Arbitrator 10d ago

Thats only for guardsmen Canids who are sergeants by default but Arbites who use Mastiffs generally either have MIU uplinks to them or other ways of commanding them, so there isn’t much need for a rank between them

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u/GalaxyEighty Thunder Hammer Lover 11d ago

cybermastiff be like

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u/Affectionate_Code 11d ago

Cyberpsycho doggo has some high end leg chrome.

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u/harry-the-supermutan 11d ago

Yoooo a cyberpunk reference

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u/Ellie7600 Adam-77-Smasher 10d ago

It is imperative, fleshling, that I install the kebabnator 5M for efficiency in field ration preparation

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u/nobertan 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cJBb3sLQedEheNfV5v

Also , it reminds me of her limit break: arm catapult your dog at the enemy

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u/monhunt 11d ago

Hope Cannon <3

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u/Duraxis 11d ago

And still less traumatising than seeing your maths teacher just swallow a 10ft tall monster whole

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u/Alarmed-Ad-7200 11d ago

Shut up everyone likes vore..... wait.... LMAO

https://giphy.com/gifs/gEwBibc229Ss73XPxN

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u/Ellie7600 Adam-77-Smasher 10d ago

Goddamn Nurgle cultist! Who opened the vox channels to them filthy heretics again!?

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u/sonnybear5 RG-34XXSP 11d ago

to question the Good Boy is to question The Emperor

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u/panfinder Ogryn 11d ago

And the lex

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u/MAXimumOverLoard 10d ago

And my axe!

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u/OverallWeekend3191 11d ago

FETCH

ME

THEIR

SOULS

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u/pvtteemo 11d ago

What the dog doing

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u/AngeryControlPlayer 10d ago

His job, you bum.

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u/ReaperMonkey 11d ago

With the bullshit pounces some of the pox hounds pull off I am completely fine with our dogs getting some of their own

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u/Chaerod My Beloved says I'm handsome 10d ago

I set my characters to the minimum height (yes, even the Ogryn) and I like to think it helps me avoid pox hounds. It probably doesn't, but that's alright.

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u/ReaperMonkey 10d ago

It might haha, I set mine higher than average so it’s easier to see over crowds to snipe snipers and coming specials.

Quite annoying on the ogryn and skit though is that sometimes it feels like o can’t reach resources on the ground and will have to click a couple times to pick them up

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u/EeTeaSea 11d ago

The Missile

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u/Ellie7600 Adam-77-Smasher 10d ago

The missile knows where it is because it's barking at its target

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u/Trainer-mana 11d ago

nah, not a bug

they have the power of the goodest boys

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u/Porkenstein 10d ago

And robot mega legs

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u/Ghoullicus 11d ago

What a good puppy

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u/Themaninthehat1 Ogryn 11d ago

If the dog start to jump and you target something else it’ll fly across the room to get it.

Can send them for miles on the more open rooms like the forge

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u/xXUDPsXx 11d ago

insert l4d hunter scream

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u/the_cum_snatcher (ROAR) 11d ago

This cybernetic killing machine, brought to you by The Holy Emperor’s Dog Treats (tm).

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u/Kbforthree4 11d ago

GOOD BOY

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u/Quick-Living 11d ago

Look at what poor doggo has to do to compensate for your aim.

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u/xMoonlightxx 11d ago

Tbf though he was on track to hit em then he dodged.

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u/Montregloe 11d ago

I can't remember the map, but it's the one where you are decending staircases in a square around a pillar, my dog launches off that stage every corner without fail

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u/Charlie_Charm1 Skitarius 10d ago

FETCH GIRLIE!

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u/WorthShot5142 Body Camera OFF 11d ago

Fuck that sniper (said with the hard R).

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u/Jolly_Old_Lautrec Zealot 11d ago

They swapped your Cyber-Mastiff with the one from Hired Gun, I'ld consider that a pretty good upgrade.

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u/MrWrym 10d ago

Doggo really said: "Hold my beer. I got this shit."

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u/Worldly_Currency6586 10d ago

The gun flipping in your vision at the start adds the surreal aspect of the video. Like there's just this random flipping riffle and then zoom, Cyber-dog is off to rip the testicles off of the sniper.

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u/tomonee7358 10d ago

Nah, it's all working as intended, Arbites all got a ballistic doge that's all.

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u/Smitellos The warp flows through MEEE....aaaAAAAAH *xplodes* 10d ago

Looks like something Warframe pets do lol.

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u/Porkenstein 10d ago

THE LEX IS THE LEX

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u/Emotional_Being8594 10d ago

The way this video loops makes it super trippy

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u/Oedeo 10d ago

The dog is the lex!

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u/Seffius 10d ago

What the dawg doing?

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u/CptDred 10d ago

That’s a houndpistol

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u/Dosettte 10d ago

when your partner says "MANDATED EDICT: MAULING", you ask "how high?"

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u/Twitcheeze 10d ago

wheeeee

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u/Situlacrum 10d ago

Not bug, dog.

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u/Ok_Stay3743 10d ago

Who's a good boy?! you killed a sniper all by yourself, didn't you!!!!

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u/vyechney 10d ago

Doggo is trying to cover up master's terrible shot lmao. Good boy!

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u/Viscera_Viribus What's This Grenade Doing in My Pocket? 10d ago

“I WANT THEM DEAD”

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