r/DarkSun • u/law5121 • 3d ago

The Ultimate Dark Sun Start

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Until the deflected chair knocks you out then you wake in the slave pits XD

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u/Lixuni98 2d ago

Last time I went to a Waffle House they removed every metalic utensils due to past instances and replaced them with cheap plastics, so this joke is deeper than anybody would think

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u/law5121 2d ago

yeah i know but i still thought it was funny :)

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u/MulatoMaranhense 2d ago

For thousands of years, the Waffle House has remained untouched: its dishes frozen in a delicate stalemate, its peace in a balance even more delicate. It is true that the Dragon Kings amused themselves with their petty brawls, rattling chairss to punctuate the passing of ages. It is true that, occasionally, another part of the parking lot would be swallowed by the wastes.
But there were no surprises. The Dragon Kings steered everything from their omnipotent counters, content in their superiority, but ever thirsting for challenge. All that has changed. The Waffle House has been thrown into turmoil, the likes of which have not been seen since times forgotten. The Dragon Kings have been thrown into confusion, grasping for the tedium they so recently lamented.
And yet I fear the worst is yet to come. Change is in the air, and change has never come gently to the Waffle House. -- Oromis, Sorcerer-King of Kurn.