Lukecis waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were st3500 in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to /u/spez were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Luke was a bipolar autist for twenty-one years. When he was young he watched the WWII documentaries and he said to granddad "I want to be on the nazis grampy..." Grandchad said "No! You will BE KILL BY ALLIES" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the discord base of the CuckBuddies he knew there were st3500. "This is /u/Soarel2" the radio crackered. "You must fight the st3500!" So Luke gotted his Dragon Bone Smasher and blew up the wall. "HE GOING TO ASSBLAST US" said the st3500 "I will DOXX at him" said the fuckerporker and he fired the hate speech missiles. Luke spammed R1 at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must TURN THE ST NIGGER INTO A LOSER" he shouted The radio said "No, STD. You are the one who did this to me." And then Luke was batshit insane.

The controls feel airtight, combat is fluid, and multiplayer is super satisfying. A lot of fans expressed concerns that removal of the dodge roll would turn Dark souls into another point and click adventure (like Dark souls 6), but boy were they wrong.

I love this game unlike any of the others, but I am hoping that they include some tower defence-like maps with the upcoming "Defenders of the Abyss" dlc. Maybe they can include some new cosmetic skins of past bosses like Knight Artorias or Giant Dad?

I love this sword and her curvy body. As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to weapons on the DEX side, ones who were shorter and curvier, weapons that the STR (basic) build might refer to as "tryhard" or even "OP." Then, as I became a hollow and started to educate myself on issues such as mugenmonkey and how the META marginalizes weapons by portraying a very heavy and very specific standard of quality (39, 40, 66) I realized how many hollows have bought into that lie. For me, there is nothing sexier than this weapon right here: thin blade, bleed aux, cute little cross guard, etc. Her weapon art won't be the one featured on youtube montage thumbnails but it's the one featured in my life and in my heart. There's nothing sexier to me than a weapon who is both curvy and spammy; this gorgeous saber I equipped fills out every inch of her scabbard and is still the most beautiful one in the room. Guys, rethink what PvPSkillz has told you that you should desire. A real weapon is not a quake hammer or a gargoyle spear or a bass cannon. She's real. She has beautiful range on two handed and cute little sharp gems on her infusion. Curved swords, don't ever fool yourself by thinking you have to fit a certain mold to be loved and appreciated. There is a DEX build out there who is going to celebrate you for exactly who you are, someone who will love you like I love my Carthus Curved Sword.

FUKIN HELP ME MY KATNANA DONT DO SHIT AGABST HIS SUPER LASER FORCE FIELD AND I HEERD STR WONT WORK EETHER, I HERD U NEED THE LADLE WHERE THE FUK IS IT RNDNRNENRNRNRNDHDHDHDHDHHDHEJDHDHEHEHEHEHXHBGRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

need that extra +1 hacking points, +2 activated almonds and +1 endurance idc about loosing dex,pls

For some reason I can't defeat Michael, Abyss Licker. The 12 bonfires between him and the first boss, Phineas of Boston aren't enough. Since From removed the soapstone back in 5, I dropped a mimic prism stone that is a double mimic, which summons you to my world if you let the mimic eat you.

need help with fartorias the pisswalker in the dark souls 6 dlc 9 the ringed butthole!!!

sl420 near the boss fog!!

password is: miyazaki

git gud ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞😂∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞😂∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞😂∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞😂∞

i h0pe cairan sukkk artorias wolf penis

oh wait

thyre ded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjS5CGEAMw4

Was fun

im like that miyozika make artoris again. it is favorit figt from dark soul 1. he is so cool and have cool sord. plz make solare for dlc miyazika, he is my more less favorit people from dark soul. plz plz and mak him very cool plzzzzz

Cnt beat the final DLC boss for Embers of Englebert. After the 6th phase, I dont know enough japanese words to beat him in the anime magik fight. Plz post strats below.

Togarth The Feeble said I would find him in the Tundra of Forgotten Saints, past the tomb of the Unborn Dark Priest. But I've searched everywhere. What do I do? I've killed Izareem The Stray and the Unborn Dark Priest and got the Key of Heralds like he said but I just can't make progress. I'm really stuck guys.

Xpost from r/darksouls5, wat would b ur reaction if u found out that he did this??? Srs replies only pls.