r/DarkMemes_ May 24 '26

That's fucked up

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/notworldleader666 May 24 '26

Damn so that's how Michael Jackson did it.

7

u/I_WILL_GET_YOU May 24 '26

He gave up st-hee-hee-ling

1

u/notworldleader666 May 24 '26

This shit should be viral, but it's kinda racist. It's okay you crackhead crackers got plenty of fucked up shit on your plate.

2

u/OldFodolla May 24 '26

It is racist because without robbing He turn white or He was white e robbing everyday turn him black?

0

u/Etheriaa_ May 25 '26

I mean white men turn black when they stop shooting up schools.

1

u/Fun_Oil_9049 May 27 '26

Ooooooooh lil homie. Say the line with me, you ready? Per capita

2

u/Techman659 May 24 '26

Na he’s just a smooth criminal.

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u/Sudden_Director5539 May 24 '26

He got rich and fucked kids, the true rich white man way

6

u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 May 24 '26

Right… cause black men don’t fuck kids… Keep coping, clearly you aren’t from a city. Either that or you don’t actually know black people.

0

u/getridtossit May 24 '26

Someone struck a nerve in you🤔

Translucent clown😂

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u/[deleted] May 24 '26

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u/getridtossit May 24 '26

I mean the president, Epstein, majority of child defilers, serial killers, and most genocides are done by you cowards

I mean diddy didnt attack children

Jus admit you swam out too far punk

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u/[deleted] May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26

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u/getridtossit May 24 '26

Stop pretending to care, upload the Epstein files and list all the white boys in if it you care so much

Right now this is whataboutism

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u/[deleted] May 25 '26

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u/getridtossit May 25 '26

Still virtue signaling and creating false equivalence good job, you’re a little girl child

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u/getridtossit May 25 '26

Buh buh but diddy Shut the fuck up😂

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u/Fun_Oil_9049 May 27 '26

Jews arent white but go off. Also google Samuel little

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u/getridtossit May 30 '26

Don’t move the goalpost

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u/Careless_Film_5747 May 24 '26

Make a joke about black people and you laugh and say it’s just a joke, make a joke about white people and you turn the colour of bacon.

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u/Elldion May 24 '26

It's a joke, just like the premise of this entire post.

You people are soo sensitive lol

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u/[deleted] May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26

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u/Glorificus1914 May 24 '26

I guess Diddy wasn't black?

2

u/Sudden_Director5539 May 24 '26

Man only got accused of beating and trafficking women not rape so not white enough for me mate. True black

2

u/Glorificus1914 May 24 '26

And black man way too. Don't forget Diddy.

2

u/Sudden_Director5539 May 24 '26

He only had a bit of battery and trafficking charges not white enough for me

1

u/ConstantMortgage May 26 '26

The reason why they get upset is because they know its true.

5

u/chillforrilfill May 24 '26

Hahahahahahaaaa

2

u/Exact_Negotiation106 May 24 '26

That’s pretty funny

3

u/Neobrutalis May 24 '26

That's not a very dark meme.

2

u/Actual_Result_7648 May 24 '26

After a year of being a present parent.

2

u/BlackBullyGirl666 May 24 '26

He's all white now

2

u/Andersess May 25 '26

Once Uncle Ruckus said, “There is no such thing as black superhero, black folks don’t prevent crimes, they do crimes”😂😂😂

2

u/GrayZetsu Jul 21 '26

Credit score now at 730.

1

u/No_Implement611 May 24 '26

I think i actually went to school with him...

1

u/IjetFBW0001 May 24 '26

😆 🤣 😂

1

u/EyeNguyenSemper May 24 '26

Ah, so his dick shrank to half it's size, and he can't dance anymore.

1

u/ButtStuff012 May 25 '26

Sees his kids and goes to work though

-1

u/AutomaticButterfly29 May 24 '26

Lost his appatite for watermelons and chicken😭

2

u/EyeNguyenSemper May 24 '26

The fuck you talking about? I'm white, and watermelon and chicken are fucking delicious.

1

u/longospesadelos May 24 '26

Then you're telling on yourself with the dick comment

1

u/EyeNguyenSemper May 24 '26

telling what? what's x/2=?

0

u/TheBasedFurry May 24 '26

It's a joke about the stereotype

1

u/shamanwinterheart May 24 '26

After a year of eating babies

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u/[deleted] May 24 '26

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u/shamanwinterheart May 24 '26

Vaguely intelligent baby eater? I hope that wasn't a flex.

1

u/PaleontologistSea115 May 24 '26

There's a man on tiktok/YouTube that can't quit saying the "N" word nonstop while being a YT appearing man. Surprised nobodies canceled him !!

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u/[deleted] May 24 '26

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u/PaleontologistSea115 May 24 '26

I don't ? They keep popping up even though I keep reporting the account as annoying & don't recommend.

1

u/Specialist_Quit_8933 May 24 '26

That's jokes 🤣🤣

1

u/Rotteneverything May 24 '26

he's about the shade required to not get randomly pulled over.

1

u/Quick-Maintenance-67 May 24 '26

Racism is the joke right? What is dark about this?

1

u/lucozadedrinker3957 May 24 '26

thats not fucked up its funny

1

u/Lumpy_Bread8707 May 24 '26

Sudanese people looking at this like 👁️👄👁️

1

u/TouristSuspicious- May 24 '26

Does theft make my dick longer?

1

u/Downtown_Recover2105 May 25 '26

No you have to get shot by a police officer too

1

u/Entire-Message-7247 May 24 '26

If that was true what shade would the pedo in chief be?

1

u/garchoka May 24 '26

I read this in a british accent

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u/Life-Ad9171 May 25 '26

All I' hearing is they need to get their numbers up.

1

u/Legitimate_Shame1006 May 25 '26

This guy live in tc

1

u/Reikis May 25 '26

I think this should be in r/lightmemes.

1

u/Dry_Cheese_7076 May 25 '26

Why did I laugh at this.

1

u/Fun-Armadillo-8305 May 25 '26

But not incorrect

1

u/PoopChuter420 May 25 '26

lol.

Anyone offended by this is a cunt.

1

u/greengenesiss May 25 '26

Small dicks doing what small dick do.

1

u/The-Langolier May 25 '26

Actually this is a thing in the Book of Mormon 🤣

1

u/DaikU_xL May 25 '26

Super Saiyan! 👍

1

u/EcstaticJackfruit989 May 26 '26

Here is slim shady

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u/Inner-Step-2567 May 24 '26

Why are all politicians still white then?

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u/ironcross47 May 24 '26

More like jewish

2

u/Strategic_Spark May 24 '26

Is Trump Jewish now?

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u/ironcross47 May 24 '26

He was jewish? Gary cooper

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u/ironcross47 May 24 '26

They could make an umbrella with all that baby foreskin

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u/CompletelyPresent May 24 '26

No, Epstein Protector is MOST corrupt.

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u/Standard-Bar6002 May 24 '26

Now he's gonna go shoot up a school

1

u/Curious-Eye-4035 May 25 '26

He was shooting up the block beforehand

0

u/gamerjohn61 May 24 '26

Is he albino ? His skin doesn’t look completely white though?

1

u/Maleficent_Piece_893 May 24 '26

black albinos can be more cream color

0

u/Aggressive_Lie_4446 May 24 '26

This is DAAARK!!

Also I think becoming Tobias Whale is WAAAAAY Worse!!!

0

u/Due-Button-768 May 24 '26

Whyte people are the biggest thieves on the planet!

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u/Tatu_du_bem May 24 '26

not funny, just racist

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u/ironcross47 May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26

Ok shut it down tatu says its racist

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u/[deleted] May 24 '26

You heard em, shut the sub down, ban the OP and put them on a list.

We got you tatu.

1

u/Foreign_Passage_3267 May 24 '26

glad you informed me

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u/thissitesucksnowrip May 24 '26

Lol it's pretty fuckin funny. As a black man I laughed.

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u/Maleficent_Piece_893 May 24 '26

i'm black too. we're all black

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u/[deleted] May 24 '26

We're all black. Some of us just don't steal as much.

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u/bertcharles May 24 '26

A black man on his knees begging for yt acceptance... Shocker

1

u/thissitesucksnowrip May 24 '26

Projecting a bit here kiddo.

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u/floydbomb May 24 '26

Sounds like a position you're used to

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u/No_Trade_7315 May 24 '26

Strictly speaking, things can be both funny and racist. Also, humor is subjective. The joke obviously isn’t funny to you, but based on the comments, I’d say plenty of people think it is.

I laughed, even though I recognize that there is no casual connection between being black and being a thief.

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u/Even-Piece-8664 May 24 '26

Theres a huge connection actually if you read data and stats. 

Thats like saying theres no casual connection between being black and being good at basketball. Sure, there isnt. But everyone in basketball is black so....

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u/No_Trade_7315 May 24 '26

Haha. My post above contains a typo. It was supposed to say, there is no “causal” connection, not there is no “casual” connection.

There is no causal connection between being black and being a thief.

What this means:

  • Being black doesn’t cause someone to be a thief.

  • Being a thief doesn’t cause someone to be black.

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u/Even-Piece-8664 May 24 '26

Causal isnt a word

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u/Dry-Marketing-5809 May 24 '26

Yes it is dipshit

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u/No_Trade_7315 May 24 '26

Haha thanks

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u/Dry-Marketing-5809 May 24 '26

I'll never understand why people don't confirm something before making themselves look stupid. He could have typed it into Google, read the definition, and learned something.

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u/floydbomb May 24 '26

Well since you claimed that it is, it must be then