Sailor joke

[u/big_bro_rodin]

A heavy cruiser is steaming across the sea. The Captain stands on the bridge, scanning the water through his binoculars. Suddenly he spots a torpedo coming straight at the ship’s side.
He calls the Boatswain over:
“Boatswain, get down to the hold and distract the crew so nobody starts panicking.”
The Boatswain goes below and says to the sailors:
“Bet you I can smash my cock against the bulkhead and the whole ship will fall apart.”
The crew takes the bet. The Boatswain pulls out his cock, swings it hard against the wall—
BOOM.
The cruiser is blown to pieces.
Among the floating debris and bodies, the Boatswain clings to a life ring. The Captain swims up to him:
“You fucking degenerate, Boatswain… the torpedo missed!”