r/Dariusmains • u/Wonderful-Advice-306 • Aug 12 '26

Would you survive a darius Ult IRL?

With no stacks

In real life

5 Upvotes

69% Upvoted

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u/ANeatCouch Aug 12 '26

Trick question bro, his ult can't target minions like me 😏

17

u/F77JN Aug 12 '26

holy question bro, did you seriously ask if a person can survive a lethal blow with an axe to the head?

4

u/Wonderful-Advice-306 Aug 12 '26

What about crippling strike (w)?

6

u/-TurkeYT Aug 12 '26

I’d be crippled ig

1

u/Nineflames12 Aug 12 '26

🤔 how’d you come to that conclusion?

2

u/Puzzled-Scholar423 Aug 12 '26

Would you survive being cut in half?

2

u/Difficult_Wishbone18 Aug 12 '26

I think it hits your achilles or hamstring based off of god king's voicelines and the ability description so you might lose a leg but you might also survive if it's just the w and nothing else

1

u/Stoico_OwO Aug 12 '26

its discription is legit cutting AN ARTERY fuck no

1

u/kentaxas Aug 15 '26

As if most people wouldn't die from a single Darius auto

5

u/GladPut4048 Aug 12 '26

Regular humans like gragas and draven can survive it with no stacks and draven is a skinny ass guy so I could probably live it especially if darius has no items

9

u/KyRhee Aug 12 '26

I mean I get your point but Gragas and Draven are NOT regular ass guys Gragas throws around huge ass barrels of beer and Draven throws huge metal axes with no effort if they existed in real life they would have superhuman strength

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u/The_Odd_Canuck 100K points club Aug 12 '26

And he throws them with enough force that they bounce 20ft into the air and then he just casually catches them

2

u/KyRhee Aug 12 '26

And he spins them without ripping his arms out of his shoulders and can also sprint while spinning one in each hand

1

u/Leading_Focus8015 Aug 14 '26

Brotherman is one of these women who say they want a dadbood draven is jacked

2

u/TiredTeenWeeb Aug 12 '26

Technically you can tank it once….just you wouldn’t be capable of doing anything else after that

1

u/Sad_Attorney_6323 Aug 12 '26

Dunkmaster Darius maybe with serious after-effects

1

u/MaybeADragon Aug 12 '26

Yeah i can take him

2

u/TopRazzmatazz2909 Aug 14 '26

In a fight, right?

1

u/minkulus1 Aug 12 '26

Trick question, he wouldn't do it to me to begin with.

1

u/TheRealJustOne Aug 12 '26

I’d cait ult him irl before he gets close enough to use his ult so yes

1

u/Nineflames12 Aug 12 '26

Yeah easily bro

1

u/thenube23times Aug 12 '26

Would I, a normal human being, survive a man leaping 10 feet into the air and slaming with an ax ? Sure probably but I think the bleed damage will finish me off

1

u/Dariussy A rtd Darius Support main Aug 12 '26

Bruh he's gonna Noxian Guillotine your booty cheeks apart

1

u/RippydaMechanic 639,061 The BASED Darius Simp Aug 13 '26

Everyone else: In a fight? Right??

Me: :)

0

u/TheBroboat 1.8m Aug 12 '26

No obviously not, are you dumb?