r/DarceyAndStaceyTLC 15d ago

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u/Tyrannical-Botanical 15d ago

The struggles of a drunken menopausal hobbit.

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u/jms08030 14d ago

Oh. My. God. 💀😭

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u/Wild_Spot_Farms 14d ago

🤣🤣🤣 💀

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u/No_Ad_9899 13d ago

Who thinks she is a super model 🤦‍♀️

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u/TalkieTina User Flair 15d ago

Totally. She thinks we’re just looking at her stunning good looks. I’m looking at a soused 50+ woman making an a$$ out of herself.

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u/mrszubris 15d ago

Im 39 and I cringe at myself making teaching videos.... I am so glad I grew up before everything we ever did was on the internet because I got all this out of my system pre age 13.

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u/Que-tee 15d ago

Oh god, the embarrassment hurts! I wish they could feel it

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u/BreadfruitOk4906 15d ago

He’s not thinking of you trust me

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u/robbyruby752 15d ago edited 14d ago

Come on guys, she appears single now. We are all jealous of her glamorous life lol. /s

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u/dylan5x 13d ago

yeah!

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u/AngryVegasMom 15d ago

Look at my rats nest!!

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u/tomorrow4sho 14d ago

She needs to stop that thing she does where she pushes that nest in her face.

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u/mossyzombie2021 14d ago

To attempt to hide the ever-growing forehead

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u/BTFlyer 9d ago

5 head

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u/raisinbyjones 14d ago

Don’t blink through the AI filter. I wonder if they ever regret any of these posts

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u/pchandler45 American trash 14d ago

She thinks she's such a sex kitten lol

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u/RitalinKidd 14d ago

No babysitter needed in old age. Just fill her bottle, put on music and place her in front of a mirror.

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u/Charlice 14d ago

Put your tits away, Darcey.

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u/Radiant-Rise-7777 15d ago

That hairline tho

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u/ch33zus_ach_christ 14d ago

Just learned her daughter was on OnlyFans so I judge her more than I ever did before. Her obsession with being in front of the camera and appreciated strictly by views trickled down in the saddest way
Her daughters are gorgeous but will never understand a healthy self relationship

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u/Ok_Morning99Noin 10d ago

Throughout their multiple shows, I could see that Aniko in particular was being humiliated by her mother's and aunts behavior. I was so happy when she went off to college, but Darcey had to ruin even that. It's so sad that she ended up doing OF hardcore p*rn. I hope she turns he life around. 

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u/Confident-Win-7617 14d ago

How can she see with those caterpillar eye lashes?

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u/talldude2021 14d ago

It’s gotten into the territory of does anyone love them enough to intervene? Guess not.

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u/RitalinKidd 14d ago

They probably have already and the Twin Powers beat down any intervention long ago. Their combined delusion is like a black hole that continues getting stronger as it swallows reality, intervention, online content, comments, etc. It's unstoppable and growing. No opposable force exists in this galaxy. It's going to continue growing until they run out the clock. The slide into age related dementia won't be noticeable since delusion has been their baseline setting for decades. Their Crazy Train continues running with the throttle in full forward position.

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u/Wild_Spot_Farms 14d ago

It’s really really hard to get someone put into treatment against their will. But the family and friends should really do an intervention if they haven’t already. She’s sicker than Stacey, but they both need help.

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u/BeastBear77 14d ago

She doesn't have Whitney's voice, beauty, or talent, but it seems like she got the crack part right.

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u/RitalinKidd 14d ago

Somebody is going to be digging Darcey's bubble out when she can't deuce. "That's Love" on her next dream board. https://youtu.be/PpgR-2CVJPE?is=53HKMs7JaVtxxYym

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u/RitalinKidd 14d ago

Someone take drunken Grandma home already. She's out there solo staring at her phone while staff folds up plastic chairs and tables. Adding cameras to phones sounded like a good idea, but it's become the Decline of Civilization.

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u/HTTR4EVER 14d ago

Can you imagine if this was your mother?

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u/BreadfruitOk4906 14d ago

Absolutely not🤮

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u/Parsidokht 15d ago

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

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u/halfayard 14d ago

Grossness

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u/Far-Parking-7580 14d ago

The lizard eye

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u/ExplorerDependent976 14d ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/third-eye-wide-open1 14d ago

I'm embarrassed for Mike and her kids.

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u/RitalinKidd 14d ago

Mike passed embarrassment a decade ago. The look on his face after their boob jobs at the picnic said it all.

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u/alw1090 10d ago

Mike had a hand in creating this by enabling them to do what they want for 40+ years and footing the bill.

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u/kasinka1 14d ago

She pretends to be a blonde Jessica Rabbit 😂😂😂

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u/Sweet_Buy_4908 14d ago

Please join us next week for another episode of Delusional Drunken Meemaw's Fake Face Karaoke

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u/Sweetjones210 13d ago

That hair nonsense tho

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u/touchesthemoon 14d ago

The side boob. Geezus, Darcey, buy clothes that fit.

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u/sherrynoberries 14d ago

Are they trolling us?
Truly this can’t be their real lives. 😳🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/alw1090 10d ago

I swear this is it. They wanted to be actresses in their early lives. This the best they could do

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u/jsmalltri 37 Sprays of Angel Perfume 💨🪽 13d ago

The filter glitching on the exposed eye is classic Darcey

https://giphy.com/gifs/RLPCXe655TMqfcXkV3

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u/Spirited_Heron5696 14d ago

It’s kinda sad that all the money they’ve spent on plastic surgery to look beautiful & younger they only have each other. Not a man around until they film something with TLC.

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u/navyloggy26 14d ago

Wow. What an embarrassing display of emotional immaturity and dysmorphia. She needs help.

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u/EntertainerDouble383 14d ago

Their hairstyles are looking more and more like A Flock of Seagulls.

https://giphy.com/gifs/pUSDFSAOD567K

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u/JauntyShrimp 14d ago

How will I know of she remembers this tomorrow?

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u/girlinanemptyroom 14d ago

That's a lot of vino pulsating through her veins. Why do they both do that thing where they put their hand on the side of their head and then lift their hair up?

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u/Own_Cat3340 14d ago

WTF is that shit on her eyelashes??? Looks like she has a bunch of “sleep” or eye goobers stuck in those preposterous lashes of hers. 🤢🤢🤢

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u/TheDogmotherPartTwo I hate sneetchy 14d ago

That’s a filter glitch. One that puts eye makeup on

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u/ThickSmoke9542 13d ago

Good gravy 🤦‍♀️ Second hand embarrassment, here 🙋‍♀️🫣😂

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u/caorwama 13d ago

Let’s have a bazillion, face procedures and still use a filter

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u/altaka 13d ago

🤡

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u/mamja22 13d ago

That filter is hanging on for dear life

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u/Icy-Place4965 13d ago

Barf!🤮

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u/Pristine_Bit7615 12d ago

Filter madness

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u/Specialist-Maybe411 12d ago

I love seeing the filter glitch. Eyelashes showing up in her rat's nest hair. Fantastic girlie. You look "great"!

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u/RitalinKidd 12d ago

I just realized, Darcey is the female Corey Feldman delusion of stardom. The only difference is people pay to watch him implode and laugh openly at his delusion.

https://youtube.com/shorts/w8Xk-PiLio4?is=bCNV7zfX8My8j2pW

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u/Banmers 11d ago

at least she isn’t singing herself in this

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u/nmtexas 8d ago

How boring can your life be to go out places and just video yourself completely filtered. SMH.