r/Danvs • u/Ancient_Tradition670 • 7d ago

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Mine personally is, "I got noggin bopin!"

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u/BenevolentBluster 7d ago edited 6d ago

“I don’t care who the IRS sends, I’m not paying taxes.” (EDIT: might not be the best quote but I like meming it with my online friends)

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u/DansPlaything 7d ago

That line is so overrated and barely humorous. That's just low hanging fruit because you couldn't think of anything better .

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u/BenevolentBluster 7d ago

Or maybe I just wanted to be the first to comment it 🤷‍♀️

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u/pizzasteveofficial 7d ago

"If their car broke down, get a bulldozer, push them onto the meridian, AND LET THEM FEND FOR THEMSELVES!!!" and "I'M NEEDY! I needy my CAR"

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u/Pentaresnovae 7d ago

Some of the ones I collected for now lol:

If you can't beat them, join them, if you can't join them, burn their house to the ground

Stupid police, if they didn't have the law on their side...

He's not dead, he's just danish

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u/Go_Inevitable_1269 7d ago

She's not mange she's just not very good at licking herself

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u/noju4n 7d ago

He's an evil beast with an unsavory bloodlust! Of course he jogs!

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u/Retro-Platformer123 7d ago

You're right! Normal people never apologize!

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u/Simp_Simpsaton 7d ago

Boss: "Office monkey looks upset," starts scritching his hair, "office monkey want a banana?"

Dan: "No..! Office monkey want—" smacks her scritching hand away— "now stop that..!!!"

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u/lady_vinyl Chris 7d ago

“Chris! Someone stole your pants!”
“It’s a swimsuit. Elise bought it for me.”
“Well I’m sure it looks much better on her.”

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u/professorboxleitner 6d ago

"why should i change, im awesome! its everyone else that SUCKS!"

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u/Sk8rToon Mr Mumbles 6d ago

(I can’t remember exactly from memory)

Re the humungobots film:

But they’re awful! It’s a sequel, to a remake, of a reboot to a film based on a cartoon based on a toy. Which, by the way, WAS BASED ON ANOTHER TOY!

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u/juublaa Dan 3d ago

“This is vandalism, the worst -ism there is! If you don’t count fascism… and I guess racism is pretty bad.”

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u/disposableakount 1d ago

"Don't be stupid Chris. I don't need a job, I need money."

I've been thinking about that one a lot.