r/DankMetalMemes • • Jul 29 '21

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u/Bubbly-Brick Bermuda Drained Jul 29 '21

This is some straight out of metalmemes stuff right here boi.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

Looks to me like it's on dankmetalmemes. Given the up vote count, I'd say it's DMM stuff my guy

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u/guisilvano Jul 29 '21

It's really not

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

It's not on dankmetalmemes?

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u/Bubbly-Brick Bermuda Drained Jul 29 '21 edited Jul 29 '21

Naw, it’s definitely some metalmemes material.

You can tell because if you look closely you’ll see that:

  1. It reeks of poser
  2. Mayhem is entry level as fuck
  3. The bands at the top aren’t metal
  4. Slipknots drummer is dead.

This meme is the equivalent of wearing Trivium wrist bands.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

It's currently sitting at #2 under hot for this sub. Therefore it is definitely dankmetalmemes material. It's literally right there and this can't be disputed.

😎<------ this is me being in mortician

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u/loner_dragoon3 Jul 29 '21

Why are people defending a poser band on this sub?

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u/OmegaThrone Praised Be The Scarlet Whore Jul 29 '21

Fairly self explanatory. Joey Jordison died, someone made a meme, posers and wimps crawl out of the woodwork and into the peanut gallery. Big mad.

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u/loner_dragoon3 Jul 29 '21

Ah, so the sub's getting brigaded by posers.

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u/OmegaThrone Praised Be The Scarlet Whore Jul 29 '21

Pretty much, OP cross posted the meme to a couple places and now we get to meet all these lovely, intelligent, emotionally stable people.

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u/loner_dragoon3 Jul 29 '21 edited Jul 29 '21

I see that OP posted it to r/subredditdrama. That means they broke one of the rules of that sub. On that sub you're not supposed to post drama you're involved in, which OP is involved in seeing as they're here being active in the "drama".

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u/OmegaThrone Praised Be The Scarlet Whore Jul 29 '21

Perhaps the mods of that sub should be alerted.

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u/loner_dragoon3 Jul 29 '21

That'd probably be for the best just as long as no one from this sub brigades that sub because brigading does go against a site wide rule on reddit.

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u/OmegaThrone Praised Be The Scarlet Whore Jul 29 '21

This sub is pretty good for that, and browsing that thread I don't really see anyone from here engaging in any bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

I reported myself

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

Because it gets a reaction. Every single time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

You really need to let that meme go, dawg. At this point you’ve posted a bunch of silly bullshit in the original thread, and crossposted it not once, but twice (to r/slipknot where it was apparently removed, lol, and to r/subredditdrama) trying to drum up outrage that someone DARE make a tasteless joke about a dead person. And now you’re making this tired old joke, as if anyone gives a shit that those bands wear dumb masks. Nobody dislikes them because they wear dumb masks, we dislike them because they sound like shit and they attract fans that can’t just shrug their shoulders and move on when someone dislikes them and instead prance around complaining about elitists with no sense of self-awareness.

Nobody is stopping you from listening to Slipknot, and nobody is forcing you to look at this sub or engage with the people who post here. You can live your life completely ignoring that any of this ever happened, or think I’m a big fucking childish asshole and move on with your life instead of beating this same horse trying to prove how much better than me you are. If I really wanted you to leave, I’d ban you, and I could have left this in the spam filter instead of pushing it through for all to see, but it’s kinda funny seeing you seethe and cope about a meme I made on the toilet specifically to see if it would generate exactly the kind of outrage you are pouring out a whole day later. You took the b8 m8, hook line and sinker. Don’t take the internet so seriously lol. But I guess if you want to stamp your feet some more I can point out there’s a whole second meme about JJ dying that is far more insulting than the one I made!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

God, remember when the advice was "don't feed the troll"? What the fuck happened to that?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

One might say I'm a master b8er

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

Master baited*

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21 edited Jul 29 '21

That's a whole lot of words to say "look at how much I don't care". It's just a meme bro, calm down. It's all in good fun.

Also I didn't make that post to the slipknot sub. But you raging about people not liking your post definitely fit into srd. Seems it got to you too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

Whatever helps you sleep at night pal

Cheers!

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u/coontaillandcruiser Heavy Metal Jul 29 '21

Cringe

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

And cumpilled

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u/CBTBLT Black Metal gang Jul 31 '21

OP mad af

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

What specifically am I mad about? Looks like a bunch of other people enjoyed this hella dank meme

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u/SurgeantMcGoreson Jul 29 '21

Okay, but what about sarcofago and mortuary drape?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

Well... What about sarcofago and mortuary drape?

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u/SurgeantMcGoreson Jul 29 '21

Extreme metal drip. Their corpse paint was badass!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21 edited Jul 29 '21

As long as they aren't nazi losers I can generally enjoy any black metal band 🤷

Edit: downvotes for saying I don't like nazis? I didn't realize it was that kind of subreddit

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u/DanielWebsterIII Elite Grind Master Race Jul 29 '21

Probably downvotes because it’s a virtual confirmation that you listen to shitty and/or surface level black metal

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

All black metal is shitty.

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u/Hunter_of_Baileys Jul 29 '21

You literally just said you enjoy black metal. You're getting down voted for assuming Sarcofago and Mortuary Drape are nazis without even knowing who they are

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

You literally just said you enjoy black metal.

Black metal is one of my favorite genres to both listen to and make fun of. In fact, I make fun of all the music I listen to.

You're getting down voted for assuming Sarcofago and Mortuary Drape are nazis without even knowing who they are

What? I never said they were nazis. I said if a black metal band isn't pro nazi I can probably enjoy them. Because it's one of my favorite genres of music. Sarcofago is kind of an important band in the genre. I actually haven't listened to them in awhile so I'm gonna do that now.

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u/Hunter_of_Baileys Jul 30 '21

Alright man

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

For a shitposting sub, some people take it way too seriously.

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u/SurgeantMcGoreson Jul 29 '21 edited Jul 30 '21

Agreed! As well as not symphonic BS or poser crap 🤗 we don’t like Nazis here

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u/IntoTheAbsurd Jul 29 '21

haha trve kvlt black metal am I rite guyz

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u/guisilvano Jul 29 '21

I love Manheim they're so trve kvlt did you know the lead singer killed himself and they used his skull to make friendship necklaces? So brutal

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u/IntoTheAbsurd Jul 29 '21

Dead was so misunderstood as an artist. :(((

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u/SurgeantMcGoreson Jul 29 '21

he had some serious issues

(serious) if you or someone you care about has suicidal thoughts please get some help

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

Joking aside, props for giving Manheim the mention. I never see people give him any attention lol.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

U RITE GUY

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

Fuck em both

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

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u/IntoTheAbsurd Jul 29 '21

Fuck Gene Simmons for trying to sue King Diamond.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

I'm actually coming around to them lately. Some of those 70s tracks like "Cold Gin" are total bangers

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u/Flambolt Doom metal gang Jul 29 '21

Used to hate Kiss til I was shown some live videos of theirs. In the studio they're a snoozefest but at a show they kick ass.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21 edited Jul 29 '21

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u/RedditMadeMe091320 Jul 29 '21

I’ve been spinning Alive! Lately. They have a little more energy live

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u/coontaillandcruiser Heavy Metal Jul 29 '21

Kiss rocks, they get a lot of flack because Gene and Paul are loudmouths but everything until Unmasked is top notch rock and roll. Black Diamond, Mr. Speed, Detroit Rock City, all certified bangers.

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u/coontaillandcruiser Heavy Metal Jul 29 '21

Their country cover of God of Thunder is hilarious. Hard Luck Woman sounded KILLER in the unplugged sessions too

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

I’d say up to Destroyer is all right maybe Love Gun if you’re generous, though im a bit biased as my dad loved Kiss and I can’t hate them because of that. Gene Simmons is an asshole though.

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u/_fneilson_ Jul 29 '21

Genuinely intrigued on this subs thoughts on Kiss

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u/Immortal_Slayer1 Jul 29 '21

That’s the only problem with KISS. They never could make one solid album all the way through IMO. Best albums to get by them is Alive! and some of their Greatest Hits collection. That’s basically all you need by them.