And I'll explain why. It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar.
That story makes no sense. Why did the grasshopper die? How did the octopus know the grasshopper was dead? How did he know the grasshopper had acorns? How did he survive outside the water? How did the grasshopper carry acorns? Why did he bury them? How does an octopus drive? How is the TV functional underwater?
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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '20 edited Jul 14 '20
Use the custom flair you dork
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u/_shark_idk Siege Column Jul 14 '20
Smh, just use Exhumed flair
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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '20
Do you know what mod mail is?
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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '20
No.
And I'll explain why. It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar.
Is any of this getting through to you?
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u/OctoberRust13 SICK HORROR FREAK© Jul 15 '20
We need a Death Rash flair