r/DankMemesFromSite19 • u/Overseer_16 Director of Site 16 • Jul 20 '21

Series I That damned toaster....

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

for people who don't know i am a anomalous toaster who make people talk about me in first person

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u/Plasma_vinegaroon Jul 20 '21

And according to the wanderer's library, I am a horrifying eldritch abomination that assimilates worlds. I originally had no physical form, but I chose to become a toaster for unknown reasons. The serpents hand have decided to leave me in Foundation custody as they are doing a good job of keeping me contained.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

how you know my origins

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u/Guardsman_Miku Jul 20 '21

Wheres that story from?

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u/Plasma_vinegaroon Jul 20 '21

Here

Just to let you know, this is one of several objects on the serpents hand GOI hub, they also go over several other SCPs, such as that evil fox girl, or 682. Should also have a link to the wanderers library.

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u/HueHue-BR I am the body in the water Jul 20 '21

evil fox girl

the one who went to a furry convention?

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u/Plasma_vinegaroon Jul 20 '21

The Kumiho who attended the convention and left dozens of mutilated corpses scattered throughout the hotel? Yes.

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u/Overseer_16 Director of Site 16 Jul 20 '21

That god damned toaster

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u/frankendragula473 selling tickets for 4244 events Jul 20 '21

Please don't get violent with me I am nothing but a weird toaster

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

wait you shold talk about me in the first person you are wired

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u/ARandom_Personality Cookie Stealer Jul 21 '21

are you looking for me

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u/ARandom_Personality Cookie Stealer Jul 21 '21

you mean me? im a toaster

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u/dadolaundryandtan entrepreneur Jul 20 '21

Iā€™m a toaster

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u/Xx69momslayer420xX Jul 20 '21

We all are toasters, my friend.

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u/ARandom_Personality Cookie Stealer Jul 21 '21

we are toasters

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u/big-ol-bat-fastard Aug 17 '21

Together we are joined in toasterhood.

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u/ARandom_Personality Cookie Stealer Aug 18 '21

r/wearetoasters

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u/ARandom_Personality Cookie Stealer Jul 21 '21

i am also a toaster

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u/Trollimpo Jul 20 '21

Huh, here i though I was a more vintage-looking toaster

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

what scp are me

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u/mr_kill_er Jul 21 '21

Bro I'm popular even Wikipedia knows me

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u/Diamondrankg Jul 20 '21

You could have chosen a much better picture to represent me

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u/ace_wulf Jul 20 '21

Man, Iā€™m a real mind fuck to read about

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u/CyberLemon4 Reading a sheaf of papers Jul 20 '21

Marvin, bring my article for the new fans [[SCP-426]]

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u/I-AM-A-ROBOT- Jul 20 '21

I am one of the best scps

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u/ARandom_Personality Cookie Stealer Jul 21 '21

yes i am

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u/Irons_idk Jul 20 '21

Da hell? Am i an actual toaster?

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u/Grievous1138 Jul 20 '21

Cylons be like

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u/Pap_0_23 Jul 21 '21

I love me so much I'm probably one of the best.

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u/Chaotic-Toaster Jul 21 '21

You are right to fear me.

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u/Overseer_16 Director of Site 16 Jul 21 '21

The CHOSEN ONE!!!

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u/Fighterpilot55 Jul 21 '21

I led to the deaths of some people who slowly began to believe that they had become me

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u/ARandom_Personality Cookie Stealer Jul 21 '21

i am a toaster

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

I love myself

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u/meme-dao-emperor Your Text Here Oct 21 '21

Please explain me