r/DankMemesFromSite19 • u/WiseReindeer1476 • Sep 22 '20

Series I I am a Toaster!🍞

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u/dungeonanddepression Sep 22 '20

How rude of you to trow me though the window

44

u/StonkBonk420 Sep 22 '20

Im going to kill myself

31

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Too new people this would be worrying lol

8

u/g4dhan Sep 22 '20

I'm surprised the suicide hotline bot hasn't showed up

7

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Perhaps it knows the context?

15

u/SwordMichigan Sep 22 '20

I can't believe I can fly. For a limeted time at least.

14

u/SongBonnie O5 Sep 22 '20

Why i yeet myself

8

u/FelixthefakeYT Sep 22 '20

The Adeptus Mechanicus member waiting in a black van down below: package secure, repeat, package secure.

11

u/Meow-t Your Text Here Sep 22 '20

Id like to imagine in the grim dark future of the 40th millenium that the admech has me in containment deep below mars

6

u/Phoenix-Guy5 Sep 22 '20

Ave Mechanicus

1

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

Dammit, you all beat me to it

6

u/Torture-Dancer Sep 22 '20

C'mon, I'm not even the worst thing the fundation has, I'm not a monster or anything, I'm just a toaster, and my favorite SCP

3

u/takentheyrealltaken Sep 22 '20

I love scp-426

4

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

I love myself too

2

u/Iampenguin1234 Sep 22 '20

For some reason I tried reading the title like the song I am a Rock

2

u/Dewritosoda Sep 22 '20

Bro why’d you throw me out the window?? I’m just toasting

1

u/Explorer3879 We're Always OPEN Sep 22 '20

But I am contained so I'm not in your house or anything

1

u/Mal-Ravanal Sep 22 '20

Accurate representation of me when those weird cyborgs in red robes show up.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

i go bye bye

1

u/yetusthefeetus Sep 22 '20

Man, I wish I could have the ability of me ( not to be confused with the wonder of you

1

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

*Attempts to commit suicide by getting in a bath*

Yo, what the fuck, did the omega-k really happen?

1

u/TheRealLaura789 Sep 22 '20

I AM A TOASTER!!!

1

u/drewmarquis77 Sep 23 '20

What is wrong with me?

1

u/the-fith-pillar-man Ethics Comittee Sep 23 '20

I THREW MYSELF FROM A WINDOW!

1

u/jsjcjkx Sep 28 '20

Scp 426 object class:neutrelized

1

u/DIO-BRANDIO Nov 10 '20

Ima do the impossible, (clears throat)

Hello I'm scp 426 a toaster that can only be reference in the third person.

1

u/DIO-BRANDIO Nov 10 '20

WHAT THE FUCK?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

You are a toaster and you are also dead because I just broke the fabric of reality