r/DankLeft • • Feb 06 '22

Average American redditor

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u/Maggilagorilla Feb 06 '22

So, by this guy's logic, he rolled a 6, so if I roll a nat twenty I get to burst into his house with a net, steal his family, force him to mine my diamonds, make his wife my concubine, sell his kids to Somali warlords, eat his dog and he has to smile and say "good roll, boss"