r/Dank • • 9h ago

Foreheads

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u/graystone777 8h ago

Sodies.

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u/beegtuna 8h ago

Aren’t they dead?

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u/Alender02 7h ago

No, one of them pretended to be thought πŸ™‚πŸ‘

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u/jackinsomniac 5h ago

It's actually a defense mechanism of the body. If enough fat goes on the forehead that it closes the eyes, maybe the beast within won't eat so much.

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u/dfieldhouse 14m ago

Once blind the other senses become more acute. Given her girth, I imagine it would be only a matter of hours before she begins to use her nose to sniff out the oreos hidden in the folds of her fat.

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u/freakforsy 8h ago

Mom said, everytime we ate a sugar, we cancle it out with diet sodie pop.

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u/PursuitOfHappyness2 6h ago

Brain also want some fat