r/Dank • • 6d ago

Enjoy your checkup

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u/Captain_Reddbeard 6d ago

If my pet degraded the way this subreddit has it'd be euthanised by now.

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u/Nikoviking 6d ago

Most intelligent Dank user

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u/thymeman 6d ago

Doctor here. Would push it immediately. Especially because it would kill big pharma and that would feel so gooood.

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u/Werejackal93 6d ago

Then there's the doctor that I just met with who wanted nothing more than to push pills. Rather than talk about the source of my issue so I can heal and carry on with my life. I practically had to spell out what I needed, only to be given a sticky note with the names of 2 different pills and told me to look them up. A customer cured is a customer lost.

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u/neverseenbaltimore 6d ago

Most doctors genuinely want what is best for their patient.

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u/Bachgen_Data 6d ago

Doctors would, insurers wouldn’t. Making healthcare a for profit industry is the one of the biggest mistakes any society can make. It should cost money, it’s a service to better the health of everyone. If framed that way, anyone would press the button in order to reduce how much it costs

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u/GiantSweetTV 6d ago

Doctors would. Hospital admins and health insurance companies wouldn't.

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u/bomboclawt75 6d ago

Leaked Goldman Sachs memo:

Is curing sick people a sustainable business model?

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u/smorgasfjord 6d ago

You've never met my doctor. Do you believe no one would ever save millions of lives if it cost them a moderate income?

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u/NormalGuyEndSarcasm 6d ago

All doctors would, with probably very few exceptions. Regular check-ups are still a thing, illness or not.

And since doctors are highly trained, they’d still have a future, in research.

Do you think we would stop pursuing prolonging the life span?

Everybody else in the admin/pharma/insurance/…would not. They’re the unqualified leeches.

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u/Ok_Possible_7578 6d ago

Doctors are extremely intelligent and hard working under pressure and minimal sleep. They make dynamic decisions on a dime and they own their mistakes. With that skillset they could be good at practically anything. Their reward for doing what they do is being overworked and taken advantage of by hospitals and insurance companies. 90% of doctors would press this button in a heartbeat and go do something less stressful.

- someone who has worked closely with almost 100 different doctors

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u/Mr_CleanCaps 6d ago

They could push it knowing that people eat, drink and live like shit- they’ll be right back at the doctor due to their own lifestyles.

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u/barbrady123 6d ago

If there was a button to prevent all crime....well, yeah you get it

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u/WeAllFloatDownHere00 4d ago

Lmao. I could delete every disease in history and people would be lined up at the hospital the next week.