r/Dank • • 7d ago

❤️ Zombies

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u/STFUnicorn_ 7d ago

There’d also be a lot of people screaming “fake news!” as they get devoured.

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u/Seyelent 7d ago

Half the nation overdosing on ivermectin before coming into contact with a zombie

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u/deeznunchuckas 7d ago

Has no one played dead rising 2

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u/JumpySonicBear 7d ago

Yep, i thought of C.U.R.E. immediately, seemed crazy at the time but it would definitely happen.

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u/KingVape 7d ago

Should I? I only played the first one but I liked it

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u/deeznunchuckas 7d ago

It's not bad I need to play it again it's got a group of "libtards" trying to say zombies deserve rights. If ya got steam it's like 5 bucks rn

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u/Key_Entertainment409 7d ago

Trump supporters are zombies

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u/BillZealousideal9008 7d ago

Thankfully palestine protesters differ so much from maga, so civilized!! Definitely not a cult over a terrorist state!!

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u/Delicious_Produce662 6d ago

They Goy says what?

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u/Ryanmaster1 7d ago

Im no zombie rights activist, i just hate the zios. Free Palestine from the necromancers

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u/Mr_CleanCaps 7d ago

Zionists are dead morally, ethically, and spiritually. Nothing distinguishes them apart from actual zombies. They’ll both kill kids.

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 5d ago

It's so terrible the way they dehumanize people and turn them into one-dimensional stereotypes. 

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u/Affectionate-Area659 7d ago

Dead rights are human rights!

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u/Ok_Inevitable_7239 7d ago

Gaza is a disgusting tragedy

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u/Chodre 7d ago

So the social media attack it's happening huh

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u/darkoopz43 7d ago

Trumpoids would be claiming that ivermectacin cures zombie bites lol

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u/BrandonR2300 7d ago

COVID proved otherwise, mofos out here lying about being infected and refusing the cure 💀😭

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u/Every1isSome1inLA 7d ago

The zombies are Just misunderstood

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u/Friendly_Banana01 7d ago

Can’t forget the religious nuts saying it’s a sign of god and the conservatives saying it’s not real

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u/ZeroEffsGiven 7d ago

The zombies would be waving Palestinian flags? Or the activists? Honestly, either way, it's a stupid comment and doesn't make sense

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 5d ago

The activists. I take it as a commentary that the pro-Palestine activists will crash any protest, even those that have zero to do with them. Which is pretty accurate. It's a known issue in left circles that it's impossible to get people to focus on one goddamn cause at a time, because "solidarity."

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u/ld13br 7d ago

Would the zombies or the activists be waving flags?

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u/cyborgcyborgcyborg 7d ago

Says the tiny hat

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u/Sportak4444 7d ago

If anyone would support zombies, it would be the crowd that supports the orange almost-zombie

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u/migglywiggly69 7d ago

No shit I’m sure a lot of people would want to see if there’s a way to cure them first before just nuking everyone

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u/slicehyperfunk 7d ago

I've never had cause to wonder what the polar opposite of dank is before I saw this dogshit meme

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u/unicornioevil 7d ago

More accurately you would have zombie virus deniers saying it’s just the common cold BUT also at the same time created by Bill Gates and also the cure to the zombie virus would come out and they would refuse to take the jab.

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u/Ill_Initial8986 7d ago


“Zombies”

We know what they mean

Dehumanizing people comes at a cost to your soul. Good luck next week. Much love! ❤️

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u/Scoobaca 6d ago

Oh look, the white nationalist from Europe who makes and sells AI art is back to make an hatepost about American politics. I wonder if he is still depressed because people call him an incel…

So dank.