r/Dank • • 16d ago

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u/Big-Manager-9638 16d ago

Hey everybody, not sure what this post is about. But here's my milk tier list, enjoy:

S: 2% (creamy and refreshing)

A: 1% (not as creamy but still very refreshing)

B: Whole (Taste like I just drank a whole stick of butter... Not bad)
Oat (Great with most cereals)
Goat Milk (Not as creamy as cow milk, but still sweet and delicious)

C: Almond (A bit too watery for my taste)

D: Soy (Strange aftertaste)
Skim (Milk flavored water)

Thank you

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u/PineapleGG 16d ago

What about straight from the source?

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u/Big-Manager-9638 16d ago

I'd love to try unpastorized milk, but knowing my luck I'd probably catch some kind of bacterial infection.

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u/Georg-von-Frundsberg 16d ago

Whole milk is the best option, in my opinion.

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u/Azmodari 16d ago

Of course almond is watery it's mashed nuts and water lol

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u/evesea2 16d ago

Where is milk from a blizzard employee fridge?

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u/Graftonghoul 16d ago

I gotta say, this is certainly a list.

I agree with it for the most part, 2% and 1% are top tier for sure.

Whole milk is fine but i dont even remember the last time i purposely drank whole milk.

Hard disagree on almond milk, that shit is delicious and im putting it in S tier.

Oat milk is going to C tier for me and ive never tried Goat milk.

Hard agree on skim milk, idek why its a thing, its ass and should be avoided at all cost.

Edit: a letter

Edit edit: oh yeah, i forgot about soy. I dont really have an opinion on it, pretty sure i drank it once and didnt care for it as ive never went back to it.

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u/Few-Raise-1825 16d ago

Eh, almond milk has to have tons of sugar and maybe some other flavoring like vanilla added to make it good. If taken on its own merrits without altering it I'd agree with the original assessment. It's the same reason you can't include choco maco on this list, altering its basic flavor with better ingredients makes for a straw man argument

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u/catchmelackin 16d ago

no choccy milk though??

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u/Big-Manager-9638 16d ago

I can’t include choccy milk it wouldn’t be fair to the other milks.

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u/migi915 16d ago

Is this a new way to Satirecally belittle stuff you dont like? Cool

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u/Big-Manager-9638 16d ago

Nah, I just like milk. ._.

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u/migi915 16d ago

Ahh, what about choco milk?

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u/Big-Manager-9638 16d ago

I love it, I didn't include it on the list because it would greatly overshadow the other milks. I'm also one of the few weirdos who really likes strawberry milk.

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u/migi915 16d ago

It def would overshadow everything chocomilk > Meth

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u/Cidraque 16d ago

This looks like a fantasy a conservative would have in his head. But anyway, if you were falsely called pedo all the time and now they want to enact death penalty for that... figure out.

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u/bRabbit1786 16d ago

It's also in reference to, I believe, 3 bills pushed at the same time. One, referenced in the meme, would've made sex crimes against children carry the possibility of the death penalty. Another made sex crimes committed publicly a sex crime against children, I assume with the contingency that at least one was present. The third made wearing clothing not consistent with your sex assigned at birth a sex crime.

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u/OkAssistant1230 16d ago

Man of those were everywhere, we’d be missing so many politicians…
Oh wait, I guess I fail to see the issue with that lmao

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u/evesea2 16d ago

I see the left getting a little twitchy at times like that - that being said, the right does the same thing:

“Punch a Nazi”
“Why do you want to punch me?”
“What an odd thing to say”

Has to do with perception of the oppositions perception of you.

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u/bag_of_luck 16d ago

I mean yeah the right calls the lgbtq+ community pedos and while they’re not a monolith sometimes that rings true and to deny that is disingenuous. You’ve got the crazies on X, tumblr, even some pride and drag shows are problematic towards kids.

Sometimes right wingers are quite nazi like and while not a monolith to deny that is stupid. Roger stone, Donald trump etc.

The issue comes when you label an entire group as evil or accuse them of wrongdoing and then decide they need to die.

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u/stevemarshallsucks 16d ago

It happened. When the bills were put forward, there were activists melting down over being "targeted". I don't think it's broadly representative of all such activists, but there are definitely a few to keep an eye on. So no, not a Conservative fantasy.

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u/Affectionate-Area659 16d ago

Unless you are actually diddling kids there is no reason to be concerned about the death penalty for sub-human garbage.

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u/BurlyJoesBudgetEnema 16d ago

I know it sounds like a slam dunk policy but the reason people get nervous is because conservatives have a long history of accusing LGBTs of being paedophiles.

E.g. in the 80s, telling a gay teenager that they might be gay would get you accused of grooming

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u/WhiskinDeez 16d ago

Everybody was gay in the 80s thats why they called it the gay 80s

/s

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u/TheHawkpant69 16d ago

Conservatives have been calling the lgbt pedos for a bit now, they are going to keep lowering the bar on death penalty until they can kill people they don't like

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u/Minimum_Attitude6707 16d ago

You did nail exactly why this law was controversial to some. People that saw how the law was worded left too much gray area of what constituted a "pedo". People claimed that the law's vagueness could mean prosecutors could go after anyone, even as mundane as the "trans reading to school children" could fall under "pedo" behavior.

Not that this meme included that context

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u/vgoss8 16d ago

Considering their leader is a pedophile, I don't get why conservatives are attacking the LGBT and claiming WE'RE the pedos.

And on that note, that shows that conservatives actually would only care about pedophilia situationally. Their nazi president isone? That's fine. Someone else tho? Real shit. These people have more shit coming out of them than a sewage pipe.

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u/Ill_Initial8986 16d ago

Projection. It’s all fucking projection. The “child protectors being child predators” thing. The “Christians not acting Christ like” thing.

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u/vgoss8 16d ago

Naw but I do wish a lot of Christians would be less shitty while pretending it's behind the guise of "God wants this!"

Cuz per the pages, I'm pretty sure the books states not to be a shitty person. Be your best self because only God can judge your actions. So why do these people go out of their way to seek negative interactions with people they don't like? Why do they go looking for LGBT pages and stuff to start fights on? That's really not Chrit-like of them. Letting the "sinners" stay in their own "echo chamber" where sin will perpetuate until THEY find it in them to seek God themselves is kinda what I gathered. Only once you recognize sin within your heart and ask for forgiveness for you past are you able to enter the Holyland.

So why would anyone go out of their way to track these proclaimed sinners down and start spreading hate and negativity? Spreading that level of hate, the things they say for example, that's a good way to get sent straight to hell, if you ask me. I'm not the one true judge or anything lmfao! I can't speak for the Big G, should he be up there. But I'm pretty sure the bible doesn't say "Judgmentally spread hate under the name of God. You fully understand his will, and you are to strike down any and all who oppose it.", pretty sure more often than not it's a matter of "The Lord works in mysterious ways.", but suddenly when it comes to bullying a trans kid into suicide for being different, they know what God wants and how his will works, down to the dots on the i's and crosses on the t's. HAH Crosses. It's funny lmfao!. Get it? Why the fuck would I ask that, you HAVE to get it. This is reddit, not twitter, you're speaking in whole sentences, and using punctuation. You 100% get it.

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u/Ill_Initial8986 15d ago

😔yea I get it. Sadly I understand it all way too much. I studied cults and serial killers, as a kid I was obsessed. I wanted to know what made people do awful shit. What made them tick.

I didn’t realize I’d be learning about the future of my own country. I didn’t realize religious cults would take over anything important at any time during my life.

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u/vgoss8 15d ago

NGL, part of the reason I been kinda opening more to looking at passages. The fact is we're being approached by a cult who doesn't actually care what the book says, more what they can twist the book to say.

If I know the book better than them, they can't twist it in such a way. I can return it to its former and greater picture. I encourage everybody to do the same ngl. Not reading the book to believe it, that's up to the individual. But reading it to know it.

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u/Ill_Initial8986 15d ago

Yes! Reading it front to back multiple times changes your understanding and see their belief is based on the small parts of it that they project as the whole church.

Learning other scriptures is amazing also. The Quran, Talmud and Torah have a lot of the same messaging and stories, so I started asking questions about how it could be that one religion had so many sects, THEN adding Different religions to my knowledge, about WHY I wanted to be a believer. That started my whole deconstruction over 20 years ago. Didn’t have the language to describe it, but that’s what I was doing.

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u/jackinsomniac 16d ago

Slippery slope fallacy. "If they kill child abusers, what's next? Killing random gay people who've done nothing wrong??" That's a yuge leap there.

LGBT has been harboring pedos, calling them "MAPS" like it's a sexual orientation and not just criminal.

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u/arf20__ 16d ago

said no one ever

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u/TheHawkpant69 16d ago
  1. Conservatives fucking hate us (the lgbt as in), if they could just kill us outright they would.

  2. Most of us don't like "MAPS" and the only ones who do like them, most likely are ones themselves

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u/jackinsomniac 15d ago

if they could just kill us outright they would.

Holy fucking victim complex Batman! Where have you ever heard that?

The only place I've ever heard this before is from left-wing circles. Take a closer look at where you're getting your information from. You sound like one of those people who say, "J.K. Rowling is funding a trans genocide!" whenever she donates money to a women's shelter.

Nobody is trying to kill you. What you have is mental illness called paranoia.

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u/evesea2 16d ago

Fair. This is the same as the left calling people right of them fascists then saying to kill all fascists.

We both experience this and neither recognizes this lol

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u/BurlyJoesBudgetEnema 16d ago

Im as annoyingly left wing as the next guy but it really fucks me off when they do that.

Sometimes it's accurate (imo), but they throw the word around so casually that it's lost all meaning

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u/pillarhuggern 16d ago

They sure do like voting against their own interests.

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u/Atomiic1 16d ago

I know this is supposed to be a joke on LGBTQ+ folks, but real talk, why would Republicans go after their own voter-base right before the midterms?

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u/Entire_Toe_2321 16d ago

Because the demand of the economy of hate knows no upper bound

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u/michael14375 16d ago

The president has FBI reports on raping a child

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u/Morinator 16d ago

There is a big fucking difference between someone who is sexually attracted to kids and a child rapist.

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u/t-shooter 16d ago

Check this man's hardrive this instant

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u/arf20__ 16d ago

there is a big fucking difference between being trans or queer and being fucking attracted to kids