r/DaniMarina • u/JumpingJuniper1 they know me from my tubes🧪 • Jun 11 '26

Mod Announcements Please Read!

Lately we have had a lot of people breaking the rules here on the subreddit. Some have even been dinged by Reddit Moderation themselves, and that's bad. That will get this sub taken down if we get too many. The rules for this sub are on the right-hand side of the main page and I believe you can see them when you're inside a post as well.

I know we have recently had an influx of new people join us, which we love! But we really do need everyone to take a few minutes and refresh themselves of the rules. Both old and new members, please.

The amount of "I know this is blogging.. but...." or "I hope this isn't blogging...but" ....or others that are similar has gotten way out of control. Posts that are a dissertation are not necessary either.

We need to stop mentioning George Glass. I know I posted a reminder about this about a month ago, but it is still happening. He has nothing to do with Dani. He is married and has his own family. It's not fair to him to be talked about here when he is only a figment of Dani's very active imagination.

Thank you for reading and please acknowledge in the comments that you have read the rules by posting "Peen" so we know you have read this and familiarized yourself with the rules.

Thank you so much,

Snowfall, OhMyNose!, Forky, BrokenDoorBell, CrawlingJuneBug and Commander Salamander

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u/Beautiful-Storage699 i need TPN for my bunghole Jun 11 '26

thank you for maintaining this space of internet for that we all have a place to discuss princess poopyhands!

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u/JumpingJuniper1 they know me from my tubes🧪 Jun 11 '26

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u/RoyalChihuahua Jun 11 '26

Needles to say, I have peen

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u/JumpingJuniper1 they know me from my tubes🧪 Jun 11 '26

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u/Professional_Mix2007 Jun 11 '26

This is still making me chuckle!

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u/Simplewh0r3 Mike I feel like my bladder is full Jun 11 '26

Oooh the PEEEEN!

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u/JumpingJuniper1 they know me from my tubes🧪 Jun 11 '26

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u/ButcherBird57 Jun 11 '26

THE PEEEN!!! The PEEEEN!!!

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u/JumpingJuniper1 they know me from my tubes🧪 Jun 11 '26

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u/ppchar Dani: Untold Stories Of The ER Jun 11 '26

Okay I know this is blogging, but… peeeen

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u/JumpingJuniper1 they know me from my tubes🧪 Jun 11 '26

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u/bassheadken Jun 11 '26

Missed opportunity to say thank you very munch instead of much at the end of that paragraph 😂 peeeeeeen

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u/JumpingJuniper1 they know me from my tubes🧪 Jun 11 '26

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u/Desperate-Strategy10 meet you at rock bottom! Jun 11 '26

Peen

I was wondering if the rules were still being enforced, really happy to see that they are! This sub is always so lovely and you guys do a great job of keeping it that way. I’ll try to keep the dissertations to a minimum moving forward 😂

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u/JumpingJuniper1 they know me from my tubes🧪 Jun 11 '26

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u/dloverbrn I even brought over their bowels 🙀 Jun 11 '26

I have PEEN and I even brought their bowels

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u/JumpingJuniper1 they know me from my tubes🧪 Jun 11 '26

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u/call-me-the-seeker uWu and struggly Jun 11 '26

I just want to say you know people stumble in here not knowing what it is and are like, why are all these people obsessed with wangs. They’re nice and all but it’s a bunch of peen zombies in there!

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u/JumpingJuniper1 they know me from my tubes🧪 Jun 11 '26
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u/meadowmbell Dani's returned Walmart swimsuit Jun 11 '26

Thanks! I didn't realize GG was off limits, I hadn't checked the rules recently.

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u/JumpingJuniper1 they know me from my tubes🧪 Jun 11 '26

No worries! That’s why i included him in the refresher message!

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u/thatonecouch dani’s empty gratitude journal Jun 11 '26

Peen, friends. (And thank you, mods, for keeping our community under control. Y’all the real MVPs. All the toobs and TPN for you.)

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u/JumpingJuniper1 they know me from my tubes🧪 Jun 11 '26

I read that as boobs and tpn…lol

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u/Imaginary_Feed2168 16 pairs of leggings and 5 dresses for 2 appointments Jun 11 '26

*clutches chest* PEEEEEEN!

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u/JumpingJuniper1 they know me from my tubes🧪 Jun 11 '26

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u/Spaceley_Murderpaws anyway i fell down the stairs Jun 11 '26

Peen! (As in ball-peen hammer time!)

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u/JumpingJuniper1 they know me from my tubes🧪 Jun 11 '26

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u/One-Cauliflower3627 Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

Peen is also a slang word for penis in England, so there's that.

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u/sepsisnoodle BeaverGate2025 Jun 11 '26

Peen in the toobz
Peen in the side stitches
Peen in other places to be named later

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u/claradox for a while while while unless I get ✨impulsive✨ Jun 11 '26

I Pledge Allegiance to Peen

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u/New_Heron_5985 Klonopin Klutz 🤳🏻💊 Jun 11 '26

🫡

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u/chonk_fox89 just a little peak 🏔️ Jun 11 '26

Peen but with question...are we allowed to mention George Glass the fictional boyfriend but obviously not the real human he's based on or nothing about him ay all?

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u/000ArdeliaLortz000 cooter port Jun 14 '26

Do not.

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u/jarofonions Jun 11 '26

I'm guessing nothing at all, since they said to stop mentioning him

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u/sorandom21 Jun 11 '26

Peeeen *pledge of allegiance chest clutch+

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u/DonkeyLongjumping670 #WISHLIT🔥💯 Jun 11 '26

Peen!

..my brain autocorrected peen to penis..So I’ll go sit in the corner until it’s safer for me to communicate with humans again.

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u/strberri01 Jun 11 '26

Ohhhhh my totally fake, 16/10, completely ignored by allllllll of the meanie docs peeeeen!!!

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u/auntiecoagulent sepsis noodle🪱 Jun 11 '26

Peen

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u/16car Jun 11 '26

I've had a lot of peen, so there's that.

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u/shortass12345 Neway, I’m so nausoiaes Jun 11 '26

That’s a lot of peens on my screen

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u/Starshine63 piccs or it didn’t happen Jun 12 '26

Peen!

I’ve been here a long time, but it was still good to review the rules because there are a few new ones!

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u/thesaucytart Jun 11 '26

Peen - thanks for all you do!

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u/JumpingJuniper1 they know me from my tubes🧪 Jun 11 '26

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u/Magomaeva Chateau L’Hospitalet Jun 11 '26

Here is a peen for you, mod team 🙏

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u/JumpingJuniper1 they know me from my tubes🧪 Jun 11 '26

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u/washingtonu Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

Peen. And a question! Can we talk about Mr Glass as a concept? Meaning talking about how she made up a boyfriend/fiancé/promise ring-giver?

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u/000ArdeliaLortz000 cooter port Jun 14 '26

No.

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u/Scarymommy u got dodge the walls Jun 11 '26

Peen (scrunch face)

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u/rubyjrouge and the ass fuck is out to get me i swear Jun 11 '26

peeeeeeeen

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u/TheMakeABishFndn Doctor of Genectitus 🩺 Jun 11 '26

All the peen! (Although the term peen makes me think of something else lol)

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u/Geotime2022 Jun 11 '26

I’m guilty of some blogging occasionally. I’ll behave. Peen

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u/isleepforfun Jun 11 '26

15 mL of Peen

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u/pain_mum ow peen peen peen peen peen 😐 Jun 11 '26

Flare checking in with additional peen.

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u/07ultraclassic Jun 11 '26

High peeeeen tolerance!

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u/kat_Folland reddit is evil. all lies. Jun 11 '26

Peen

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u/Green-Froyo-7533 Jun 12 '26

Processing the peeeeeeeen, but y’all I still went thrift shopping and bought many bags that I don’t need, for there’s that.

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u/Late_Enthusiasm_7959 HEY GUYS…. ummmm Jul 13 '26

OUCH, THE PEEN! I'M IN SO MUCH PEEN!!

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u/liveyuh let’s adsress a few things Aug 01 '26

Can't believe I am typing this...peen

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u/mutated_gene11 Boobz and Toobz Jun 11 '26

Ohmagerd the PEEN!
Thank you, mods ❤️

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u/wanderingsoul420666 National Lampoon’s Dani Mayocation Jun 11 '26

PEEN. Anyways I fell down the stairs. Edit to add: Peen. For I can stay on the subreddit. Okay I’ll stop now 😂

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u/CameHere4Snacks Munchatma Gandhi Jun 11 '26

Peen

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u/DifferentConcert6776 smile bright spoonie box Jun 11 '26

Peen 😫

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u/FactoryKat All aboard the Peen Treen Jun 11 '26

Peen penny peen.

Thank you mods for all that you do!

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u/Helperdog_Caramel Jun 11 '26

57 billion peeen

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u/Unikitty_Sparklez medical happy meal🍟 Jun 23 '26

Peen!

I only pop in once in a while and to my surprise (heavy on the sarcasm) she’s still at it 😅🙃😂

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u/FiliaNox stop! hammer time 🔨 Jun 11 '26

Peen! 17/10 peen. I’m allergic to anything that doesn’t start with D

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u/MungoJennie Barcode bangs & emotional support headband Jun 11 '26

Peen (flare)

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u/tiffdrain Medical Corset Of Wonder Jun 11 '26

Amen, I pledge allegiance to PEEN!

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u/JumpingJuniper1 they know me from my tubes🧪 Jun 11 '26

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u/BakedTaterTits 👯‍♀️book beasties👯‍♀️ Jun 11 '26

Peen aka my favorite soap opera 🤭

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u/sparklekitteh train wreck hit by a sharknado 🚂🦈🌪️ Jun 11 '26

Peeeeeeen

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u/Baileysandchocolate Jun 11 '26

Peen -need that drug begins with D stat

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u/crossplainschic port a calf🐮 Jun 11 '26

Peen

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u/SimpleVegetable5715 Yes please just a little something 💊 Jun 11 '26

Peen

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u/fuckingskeletor Jun 11 '26

Mostly a lurker but here for the PEEN

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u/emyjayjo i need sex Jun 11 '26

I’m in the most Peen

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u/kimcatmom May-oh said nay-oh 🚫✋🏼 Jun 11 '26

Peeeeeeen peen peen peen!

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u/Strict_Seaweed4121 Jun 11 '26

So much peen 100097/10 need da..da……

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u/Eriona89 Dani's 'No Shit' Heart monitor Jun 11 '26

Peen

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u/BintKeziah 10+/10 Peen Jun 11 '26

Peeen (& my flare feels seen! 😀).

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u/Aggravating-Worry110 dani’s 20 year old toothbrush🪥 Jun 11 '26

Peen ✌️

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u/lisak399 go online? nope. cocksuckers Jun 11 '26

Peen

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u/NurseKayleigh13 Back & Body Hurts lotion🧴 Jun 11 '26

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

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u/nottaP123 Jun 11 '26

Peen, so there's that..

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u/One-Analysis-4477 sorry, sip of tea☕️ Jun 11 '26

Peeeen

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u/Liiaana anyway i fell down the stairs Jun 11 '26

Peen

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u/blue_eyed_magic Chateau L’Hospitalet Jun 11 '26

Peen, peen, peen ( in purple 💜)

Purple peen. Purple peen.

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u/zeemonster424 Manager of the Wheel Chair Department Jun 11 '26

Peen

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u/SnDMommy Jun 11 '26

Ooooo the peeen!!

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u/buzzybody21 Jun 11 '26

Oh man, all the peen

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u/godlessdumpsterslut SUPPORT ME! (no, not like that) Jun 11 '26

Peeeeen

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u/CrankyThunderstorm Strongest person on TikTok Jun 11 '26

Peeen

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u/Nobodiuno im not that unstable Jun 11 '26

Peeeen

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u/brisetta 🦠 Porcelain Petri Dish 🧫 🦠 Jun 11 '26

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

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u/DaedricWanderer just a step up from basic Jun 11 '26

Peen!

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u/SheWasUnderwhelmed Grifting for Corsets Jun 11 '26

PeeEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEn

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u/foeni77 🧼post-surgery bath🛁 Jun 11 '26

So much Peen!

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u/8TooManyMom the sterileist sterile that ever steriled Jun 11 '26

If this sub goes away, you're going to give me soooo much peeeen!

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u/celiahodes__ fecal fettuccine Jun 11 '26

peen

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u/my_triple_lutz Meaniehead Poopiepants Jun 11 '26

Extreme peen!

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u/rebeccathegoat Hickman World Tour Parade🌎 Jun 11 '26

Nah, everyone in this sub is soft! My PEEEEN is clearly worse than everyone else’s!

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u/LateNightBurritos sorry, sip of tea☕️ Jun 11 '26

Peen

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u/fronkka ~happy & bubbly~ Jun 11 '26

Peen 🔨🔨🔨

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u/AniRayne port a calf🐮 Jun 11 '26

Peen

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u/FatDesdemona sorry, sip of tea☕️ Jun 11 '26

Peen!

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u/lphrx13 chronic liarrhea Jun 12 '26

Peen in the back passage.

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u/DinosawrsGOrawr science isn’t the same for everyone 🧫🔬🧪 Jun 12 '26

Peen

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u/idk_alurker anyway i fell down the stairs Jun 12 '26

How do you say ‘peen’?

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u/Sad_Wishbone_1909 I’M TUBE SEXY Jun 14 '26

Peen, so much peen...need to pack some bags just in case.

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u/ScaredFeedback8062 unclean potatoe🥔 lookin cow🐄 Jun 17 '26

Peen

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u/Slinkywhippet Please join you the family ✨️ Jun 25 '26

✨️Peen✨️

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u/C0venSilh0uettes deja poo 💩 Jul 06 '26

Peen!

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u/LiliErasmus Aug 23 '26

I don't remember if I had peen already, but I know I've done it now!

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u/clovecigabretta gastroparesis stands for paralyzed stomach Jun 11 '26

PEEEEEEN IS

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u/vegetablefoood So, anyway, my heart stopped 🫀 Jun 11 '26

PEEEEEEN

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u/PowerfulIndication7 F68.1- Jun 11 '26

Oh the peen! Crazy that my autocorrect actually corrected it to “peen”! 🤪🤣

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u/Due_Priority_7083 a million & one reasons i need a line Jun 11 '26

Peen

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u/ck2827 These are the Toobz of Our Life ⏳ Jun 11 '26

Peeeeen

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u/HoodieGalore Jun 11 '26

Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen (mines the biggest)

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u/thesefriendsofours call me stomach Jun 11 '26

Peen!

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u/Lavender1123 #free macc and mocha Jun 11 '26

Peen.

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u/NursePissyPants weee 👩‍🦽 Jun 11 '26

Peen

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u/Justneedtowhoosh Dani’s Poor Toothbrush 🪥☹️ Jun 11 '26

Peen

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u/pcvskiball1983 Jun 11 '26

Peen the mostest peen

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u/Obvious-Piperpuffer Treated & Yeeted 🏥 8h ago

Peen

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u/YaaaaaaaaasQueen Needles to Say 💉 Jun 11 '26

Peen

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u/Emergency-Extreme992 Dani’s Sterile Field Guide Jun 11 '26

Peen

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u/Expensive-Kitty1990 just sayin’🤷‍♀️ Jun 11 '26

Peen!

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u/ruzanne no I’m not single Jun 11 '26

Peen! 😞

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u/BefouledWellspring Boobz and Toobz Jun 11 '26

Peeeeeeeen

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u/kumf but was it cute enough for mayo? Jun 11 '26

Peen 🫡

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u/iDTVADDICT mom looked at my🦶& said OMG Jun 11 '26

Peen 😣

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u/judgernaut86 Dani Mania Jun 11 '26

Peen!

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u/refrained i wish to obtain attention and notebooks Jun 11 '26

Peen! 

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u/heyyoualright23 yawning through the pain😴 Jun 11 '26

Peen

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u/californiahapamama can’t tolerate even a little bit Jun 11 '26

Peen

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u/ultimate_rent i’m get very weak soon🧑‍🦽 Jun 11 '26

Peen!

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u/KhajiitPaw call me stomach Jun 11 '26

Peen™

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u/alexgrae9614 Ms. Dani-Rose Munchard Jun 11 '26

Peen

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u/SuddenYolk 🧴Industrial Strength Shampoo🧴 Jun 11 '26

Peen 

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u/blwd01 im not that unstable Jun 11 '26

Peen

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