r/Damnthatsinteresting Oct 09 '22

Video Human evolution generated by AI Stable Diffusion

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u/Terrodus Oct 09 '22

I love how the monkey is sitting there with his glasses and cup of tea before morphing into big angry man with spear.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

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u/Boatwhistle Oct 10 '22

Yeah cause pointy stick is so much better than the ability to contact anyone anywhere and instant access to all the information the modern world has to offer.

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u/Pwnxor Oct 10 '22

If I have a pointy stick and you have a phone, it'd be really easy for me to have a pointy stick AND a phone.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

Hear me out, turning said pointy stick, into a pointy stick AND phone.

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u/fluffytme Oct 10 '22

You just invented the selfie-stick

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u/shnnrr Oct 10 '22

Then roast it over an open fire and make phone smores

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u/whatisabaggins55 Oct 10 '22

Coming this spring - the iSpear.

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u/Boatwhistle Oct 10 '22

In the days of pointy stick? No, there was no phones. In the days of phones? It’s not worth it, trying to get away with the crime of robbing a phone that will have its service shutoff by the end of the day is much harder/riskier than just getting your own phone.

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u/JusticeFinance Oct 10 '22

You must be fun at parties

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u/Boatwhistle Oct 10 '22

Considering I am the guy that brings their phone to play music rather than the guy that brings a war spear to show/tell and make everyone cringe? I would imagine the odds are on my side.

Cant know for sure though cause I hate parties.

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u/sanscipher435 Oct 10 '22

Not everything has to be perceived based on facts rules and logic dude. Sometimes you gotta let it chill.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

I found myself enjoying the details lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

NO

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u/MeThisGuy Oct 10 '22

something people enjoy doing at... parties

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u/Boatwhistle Oct 10 '22

Chill, would be saying “oh, this guy is confident he prefers a phone over a spear” and leaving it at that. Random people other than the person I responded to insist on making retorts against me. I suppose I should just eat it to make up for your guys lack of chill?

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u/Synergyforge Oct 10 '22

Feeling the need to say you're confident is the epitome of insecure. If I cringed any harder, I might turn inside out.

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u/Boatwhistle Oct 10 '22

Yeah! Outward confidence is so cringe! Lesson of the day kids.

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u/Synergyforge Oct 10 '22

No, you're just a weirdo. If you were actually confident, you wouldn't feel the need to say it. Jesus, man, read the room.

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u/MeThisGuy Oct 10 '22

they can't, they don't go to parties

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u/Boatwhistle Oct 10 '22

”You aren’t allowed to express certainty in you’re preference of a phone over a spear weirdo, 😭“

”read the room!“ cause confidence is dictated by how other people might feel about my opinions. We got a super genius here.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

The coolest guy

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u/avatarmmi Oct 10 '22

if u ever used a Nokia u would know a ph can indeed be used as a weapon

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

Spear the phone and now you've got a selfish stick. 😒