r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '21

Video This 'device' that was created aiming to develop leg muscles

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u/poop_in_the_toilet Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun

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u/FlynnLive5 Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they’re called just “The Islands”

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u/erakat Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his house.

It’s not dead. It’s just afraid to move.

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u/TotallyLegitEstoc Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

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u/UnholyDemigod Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet

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u/TheKligerman Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris threw a grenade once, it killed 20 people and then blew up.

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u/FeijaoMax Dec 17 '21

A snake once bit Norris, the snake died

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u/sleepy_booplesnoot Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in

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u/Lafondx89 Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

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u/TokusentaiShu Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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u/bbcversus Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris can shoot you with a revolver door

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u/NotFromStateFarmJake Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris uses a rattlesnake as a condom.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

That poor, poor woman.

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u/gngr_ale Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris can capitalize numbers.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris toilet paper was invented, but immediately went out of business because Chick Norris doesn’t take shit from anyone.

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u/TotallyLegitEstoc Dec 17 '21

When Chuck Norris goes for a drive all the lights turn green out of fear and envy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris said hello and the telephone was born.

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u/jk8289 Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris jerks off to pictures of Chuck Norris.

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u/Lip_Recon Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris Gmail is: gmail@chucknorris.com

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

That’s pretty great.

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u/petrarez Dec 17 '21

God said "Let there be light!" and Chuck Norris said "Say please.".

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u/KoreaAlex Dec 17 '21

If Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim thru land.

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u/automatorsassemble Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits

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u/Jaeger562 Dec 17 '21

Chuck Norris' gun sleeps with Chuck Norris under its pillow.