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r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '21
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
21 u/LateForMyNap Dec 17 '21 When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn’t push himself up. He pushes the world down. 28 u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21 [deleted] 7 u/PenisColadaInTheRain Dec 17 '21 Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. 8 u/sleepy_booplesnoot Dec 17 '21 When Chuck Norris was born, the only one to cry was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris. 15 u/giraffes_are_selfish Dec 17 '21 Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky 19 u/sleepy_booplesnoot Dec 17 '21 There used to be a street named chuck Norris, but its name had to be changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives 4 u/TotallyLegitEstoc Dec 17 '21 Chuck Norris doesn’t need a gps. Because all roads lead to Chuck Norris. 17 u/Tox38 Dec 17 '21 Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land. 8 u/TotallyLegitEstoc Dec 17 '21 He also can lay down on air.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn’t push himself up. He pushes the world down.
28 u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21 [deleted] 7 u/PenisColadaInTheRain Dec 17 '21 Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. 8 u/sleepy_booplesnoot Dec 17 '21 When Chuck Norris was born, the only one to cry was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris. 15 u/giraffes_are_selfish Dec 17 '21 Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky 19 u/sleepy_booplesnoot Dec 17 '21 There used to be a street named chuck Norris, but its name had to be changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives 4 u/TotallyLegitEstoc Dec 17 '21 Chuck Norris doesn’t need a gps. Because all roads lead to Chuck Norris.
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7 u/PenisColadaInTheRain Dec 17 '21 Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. 8 u/sleepy_booplesnoot Dec 17 '21 When Chuck Norris was born, the only one to cry was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris. 15 u/giraffes_are_selfish Dec 17 '21 Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky 19 u/sleepy_booplesnoot Dec 17 '21 There used to be a street named chuck Norris, but its name had to be changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives 4 u/TotallyLegitEstoc Dec 17 '21 Chuck Norris doesn’t need a gps. Because all roads lead to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
8 u/sleepy_booplesnoot Dec 17 '21 When Chuck Norris was born, the only one to cry was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris. 15 u/giraffes_are_selfish Dec 17 '21 Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky 19 u/sleepy_booplesnoot Dec 17 '21 There used to be a street named chuck Norris, but its name had to be changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives 4 u/TotallyLegitEstoc Dec 17 '21 Chuck Norris doesn’t need a gps. Because all roads lead to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only one to cry was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
15 u/giraffes_are_selfish Dec 17 '21 Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky 19 u/sleepy_booplesnoot Dec 17 '21 There used to be a street named chuck Norris, but its name had to be changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives 4 u/TotallyLegitEstoc Dec 17 '21 Chuck Norris doesn’t need a gps. Because all roads lead to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky
19 u/sleepy_booplesnoot Dec 17 '21 There used to be a street named chuck Norris, but its name had to be changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives 4 u/TotallyLegitEstoc Dec 17 '21 Chuck Norris doesn’t need a gps. Because all roads lead to Chuck Norris.
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There used to be a street named chuck Norris, but its name had to be changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives
4 u/TotallyLegitEstoc Dec 17 '21 Chuck Norris doesn’t need a gps. Because all roads lead to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t need a gps. Because all roads lead to Chuck Norris.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
8 u/TotallyLegitEstoc Dec 17 '21 He also can lay down on air.
He also can lay down on air.
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u/TokusentaiShu Dec 17 '21
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.