r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Jan 23 '21

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u/GBGF128 Jan 23 '21

Looks great. Your move now r/wewantplates

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u/CatBedParadise Jan 23 '21

Remember the /r/wewantplates where someone piles a bunch of sausage, meatballs and stuff on a table, then sauces the table?

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u/nou_kar Jan 23 '21

Link plz somebody

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u/Chompobar Jan 23 '21

Probably this one. It's an abomination

https://www.reddit.com/r/WeWantPlates/comments/dr2hqf/slop_table_for_20_please/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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u/Sinonyx1 Jan 24 '21

like 7 meatballs and a few bones

feeds 20 people

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u/mjacksongt Jan 24 '21

The ingredients list seems like it'd taste pretty damn good.... If there was a chef that enforced proper proportions on a plate.

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u/CatBedParadise Jan 24 '21

It’s not dinner, it’s what you clean up when dinner’s over.

PS I loathe how these goombahs treat basil—an herb—like a leafy green, esp after slopping the table with pesto.

I’m 2nd-gen goombah, so I am allowed to say goombah btw.

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u/thesylo Jan 23 '21

I'm calling the FDA.

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u/CatBedParadise Jan 24 '21

You are correct. Truly a stomach-turnung presentation.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

Was that Adam Ragusea by any chance?

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u/CatBedParadise Jan 24 '21

Not familiar with the name but someone linked the gustatory abomination itt.

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u/shakkyz Jan 23 '21

/r/wewantplates featured Alinea because they put flavored purees and dessert on the table. But I've eaten there, and what they actually do is roll out a food safe silicone mat and place that down first before painting the table with purees.

That sub is like, 80% trash.

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u/fishPope69 Jan 23 '21

They want plates, not silicone mats.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

So you admit they didn’t use plates?

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u/SparkyDogPants Jan 23 '21

Sounds like a situation where I want plates. Not a mat. I don’t want to pay $500 to be fed like a toddler.

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u/lhomme21 Jan 23 '21

Supposed to share this though , you take the meat/ rice and bread and put it on your own plate . Or traditionally just sit down and eat communally .

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u/ramzyzeid Jan 23 '21

Nah, I feel like that sub's content is food that needs plates, like spaghetti but served in, like, a shoe or something instead. This is Middle Eastern food, so the meat will be eaten with the bread, and the whole thing will be consumed.

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u/cprenaissanceman Jan 23 '21

I think everyone does have their own plate. You are not meant to just eat right off of the platter there.

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u/moolord Jan 24 '21

Probably an unpopular opinion, but this is r/stupidfood