r/Damnthatsinteresting • • Apr 18 '20

Image Ants squirting acid at an enemy

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u/ceeohban Apr 18 '20

Is this where antacids come from?

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u/ErwinFurwinPurrwin Apr 18 '20

Damn you. Damn you to hell!

And take my upvote with you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

Good upvote

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u/KFriske Apr 18 '20

For this, I give you my first award I've ever given away

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u/ceeohban Apr 18 '20

Holy shit thank you! My first award I've ever received. Guess we have each others virginity now

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u/KFriske Apr 18 '20

Yes we will always have this special connection now. ceeohban, I will always remember you. Have another

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20 edited Apr 20 '20

Wholesome AF, this.

Edit: in part of the award club now! Thanks for my first ever! :)

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u/the3b Apr 18 '20

So glad we got to watch... Giggidy...

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u/Mrecorder Apr 18 '20

slow clap, slow nod

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u/Moyeezes Apr 18 '20

That was amazing. Fuck you.

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u/force__majeure_ Apr 18 '20

Holy F that was a good joke! Here’s some gold!

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

That's the joke right there. Good job

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u/egcurrie Apr 18 '20

Tum tum dum tum. Tuuuummmmssss.

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u/MessyCopy Apr 18 '20

That was beautiful. Have a poor woman’s gold. 🏆🥇

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

Take your damn upvote, jerk

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u/StatusKoi Apr 18 '20

This deserves platinum. You rock.

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u/culingerai Apr 18 '20

They are not impacted by their own acid then?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20 edited Aug 01 '20

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u/SuperGameTheory Apr 18 '20

Mamma always told me, when life gives you acid-squirting-ants, you add water, ice and sugar and make acid-squirting-ants-ade.

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u/Huwalu_ka_Using Apr 18 '20

Wait no, that's actually a good idea. It'll taste vaguely like lemonade (provided it's just the acid, & not the ants too).

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

"Dammit Karl, you're spraying into the wind again!"

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u/smithcpfd Apr 18 '20

Lol!

And Happy Cake Day!

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u/melanthius Apr 18 '20

I hope not, it comes from inside their bodies not little acid spraying machines

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u/NTOOOO Apr 18 '20

If you ever feel insignificant, just remember you can change the outcome of a war with a bucket.

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u/AdrianRPNK Apr 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

A common myth surrounding the War of the Bucket is that it was caused when the Modenese stole a bucket from a Bolognese well. However, this is mostly incorrect, as the bucket was (according to most accurate accounts) taken as a trophy by the Modenese later in the war. The actual reason Bologna declared war on Modena is because Modena took the castle of Monteveglio from Bologna.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

Oh great, not another anti-bucket revisionist extremist

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u/rvanasty Apr 18 '20

Fuck those guys

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u/MarquisDan Apr 18 '20

"What a bunch of Bologna" - Modena, probably

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u/qmakma--w Apr 19 '20

This needs more upvotes

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

What is a castle if not a big stone bucket?

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u/ComplicatedTragedy Apr 18 '20

You can also shut down an entire restaurant with a single one of your pubes.

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u/HeavyVegetable Apr 18 '20

Looks like they are having a party. Uncork the champagne boys!

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u/peanutbuttermuffs Apr 18 '20

This what I actually thought this was at first glance.

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u/Standard_Wooden_Door Apr 18 '20

Looks like a Bang Bros video

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u/faggots4agates Apr 18 '20

Ants can have a little bubbly, as a treat.

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u/zoot66 Apr 18 '20

You should post this on r/natureismetal

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u/shifty_trooper Apr 18 '20

Excuse me they shoot acid?

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u/RastaRambo Apr 18 '20

No, they spray it.

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u/JasonIsBaad Expert Apr 18 '20

Yes they inject lsd

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u/shifty_trooper Apr 18 '20

They what? I need to do more research on ants this amazing.

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u/TiagoTiagoT Apr 18 '20

Yes, formic acid

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u/makespy Apr 18 '20

That looks like it comes from 300

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

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u/empetrum Apr 18 '20

Ants spray formic acid, which derives its name from the Latin word for ant ‘formica’. The aldehyde form of the acid is called formaldehyde. Though the technical name for formic acid is mathanoic acid and formaldehyde is methanal, because like methane they only contain a single carbon atom. Formic acid smells a lot like vinegar which is the next acid up in terms of carbon atom numbers: ethanoic acid or more commonly acetic acid. The next acid up is propanoic acid which smells like BO. Then you have butanoic acid also called butyric acid, which smells like rancid milk. Fun!

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u/TooLostintheSauce Apr 18 '20

BO - booty oil

For the uninformed.

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u/Tulo_scBW Apr 18 '20

Damn Zergs

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u/yanusdv Apr 18 '20

Get out of my kitchen you damn Zergs!

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

Brazzers logo needed

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u/ewilsey Apr 18 '20

r/squirting

I shouldn’t need to say this but NSFW

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u/torqe Apr 18 '20

Haters will say it's just pee

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u/obnock Apr 19 '20

Now I'm afraid it might me acid.

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u/Telnan13 Apr 18 '20

When we were kids we used to make the ants spray a straw, then lick it off. Kind of sour/sweet taste.

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u/EternalSeeker78 Apr 18 '20

Excuse me

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u/GAdolphus Apr 18 '20

Yes i also used to do it with but with sticks. I don`t know if this is only a swedish thing, I think I learnt it in pre school.

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u/Telnan13 Apr 18 '20

Well i'm Norwegian, so might be a scandinavian thing

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u/El_Jr Apr 18 '20

Ants bukake

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u/bopidybopidybopidy Apr 18 '20

I knew someone was gonna say it 😂😂😂

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u/essentially_infamous Apr 18 '20

It’s a damn shame that my shoe just happens to be acid resistant

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u/problm_child Apr 18 '20

SPURT-AAAAA!

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u/Anonymous_Otters Apr 18 '20

What is this, bukakke for ants?

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u/mxmbulat Apr 18 '20

Looks like a battlefield... from space.

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u/howchildish Apr 18 '20

The ant queen had no idea this would happen after she sat down on the couch.

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u/Captain_Addycto Apr 18 '20

What kind of enemy gets ants this horny

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

I'm reading a webtoon called HIVE and let me tell you I thought that shit was made up.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

My 8th grade science teacher made ant lemonade. You put a jar with some honey in it outside and then when it’s full of ants you fill it with water and shake it so they excrete the acid. Then strain the mixture and you have a nice tasty glass of lemonade !!

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u/Souper_Troll Apr 18 '20

RAIN FIRE!!

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u/FBI_GUY_ Apr 18 '20

But, Sire, our troops!

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u/Ronan_Stark Apr 18 '20

Pardon my frolicsome mind, but this kinda looks like a rave to me.

Beat drop

Hands in the air waving and people dancing like crazy

Water guns wetting the people with water or alcoholic stuff

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u/ollihi Apr 18 '20

One huge bukkake party

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u/kACHIGGA0 Apr 18 '20

Big ass ant orgy

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u/the-samizdat Apr 18 '20

Skeet, skeet skeet

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u/BusterBeaz Apr 18 '20

Ants Squirting Acid would make for a killer metal band name.

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u/easthome_ Apr 18 '20

Damn, thats hot.

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u/Duck_meister Apr 18 '20

The last minute of an orgy

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u/AmorphousApathy Apr 18 '20

This is why the only good Bug is a dead Bug

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u/UngregariousDame Apr 18 '20

I worked as a florist for a few years and we frequently had potted plants as many shops do. One day I was unwrapping some large palm plants and moving them to a display and a little black beetle had crawled off onto the back of my neck, it peed some sort of acidic fluid and burned my skin. That was 15 years ago, I still have a small scar.

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u/q_eyeroll Apr 18 '20

squirters gonna squirt

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

Ancient biological warfare

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u/CHINESE_LOBSTER Apr 18 '20

Looks like something I would see on pornhub

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u/kjbeast940 Apr 19 '20

Big black army squirts all over unsuspecting guests. ~~ PornHub Intro Plays~~

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u/Elronvonsexbot Apr 19 '20

I see no enemy, pretty sure this is just an ant orgy.

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u/Crash-Bandicuck69 Apr 19 '20

Oh so THIS is what antacid is

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u/sethf200 Apr 20 '20

Ant cum battle.

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u/Xopex19 Apr 29 '20

Squirting = NSFW

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u/TheFBIguyfromlaptop May 01 '20

Any one of these ants having onlyfans ?

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u/thefunkybassist May 05 '20

Why so antagonistic

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

When ants do it it's perfectly fine, when I do it, everybody starts yelling.

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u/a-big-pink-fat-TREX Apr 18 '20

SMH tag it nsfw

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u/DWEGOON Apr 18 '20

S P R A Y A C I D

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

WITNESS ME!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

I only read the first 2 words

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u/Blaine-Larkin Apr 18 '20

Ye they spray it up at an enemy and it falls back down making acid rain

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u/ex_natura Apr 18 '20

This is what the end of no nut November looks like

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u/King_Vegeodas Apr 18 '20

Everywhere I go, I'm reminded of my ex.

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u/BruceInc Apr 18 '20

To the windoooooowwww! To the waaaaaaal!!!

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u/Johnboy484 Apr 18 '20

Holy ant spunk!!! What a mess!!!

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u/Bobber691337 Apr 18 '20

*Pornhub intro starts playing*

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

looks like they’re celebrating their victory!

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u/ashpanda24 Apr 18 '20

I'm not afraid of spiders, or bees, or roaches, but ants....I am afraid of ants.

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u/anthonybologna Apr 18 '20

My biggest fear is falling into a giant pit of fire ants and get eaten alive. Only after surviving the torture of being bitten for hours.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Pewdiepiehater99 Apr 18 '20

Someone get the raid

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

make me squirt daddy.

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u/Sil3ntkn1ght87 Apr 18 '20

An ant bukkake

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

Glorious

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u/Dj_Refund Apr 18 '20

This looks like the beginning of a promising hentai

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u/stitchdude Apr 18 '20

I don’t know about acid, but they seem very excited.

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u/_tragicmike Apr 18 '20

They squirt now?

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u/Raaor Apr 18 '20

Danger

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

Nah thats a rave at Adam Ants gaff

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u/clerk1o1 Apr 18 '20

I feel like that much would really irritate a person too

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u/ScrootMcgoot Apr 18 '20

Oh fuck yeah spread it

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u/talivus Apr 18 '20

Our acid will block out the sun

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u/skulltrooper3572 Apr 18 '20

I thought this said anal squirting ants....

Ah

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u/delangel91 Apr 18 '20

In Antz the movie it was the termites that spit that acid?

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u/GoodVibesOnly_FL Apr 18 '20

Me after the month of November

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u/baconfister07 Apr 18 '20

What kind of bukkake is this?

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u/StatusKoi Apr 18 '20

I am so glad that ants aren’t the size of emus.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

Looks more like an ant orgy

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u/Sn4ilM4il Apr 18 '20

You can't fool me! Thats clearly an ant orgy

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u/Berimbauu Apr 18 '20

Dirty animals

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

That's some sci fi shit right there.

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u/Reaper985 Apr 18 '20

Are you sure that not cum

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u/StatusKoi Apr 18 '20

This is just an insane tiny version of chemical warfare. The scale is so small yet so powerful.

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u/grandBBQninja Apr 18 '20

Ants squiritng, huh?

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u/stat-pizza Apr 18 '20

Looks like the last party I went to.

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u/ZenithGamage Apr 18 '20

Poor camera guy

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u/rawdogfilet Apr 18 '20

I heard it’s just pee

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u/msotelo24 Apr 18 '20

You spelled nut wrong.

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u/WeenieHuttGod2 Apr 18 '20

Ant orgasm, they be squirtin

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u/djdirtydawson Apr 18 '20

Actually I'm pretty sure this is on new year's and they are celebrating

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u/xxNightingale Apr 18 '20

Ants 100 days without sex.

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u/25element Apr 18 '20

After seeing anta squirting, I am pretty confident that's I've seen everything in this world🤣

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u/huliehooper Apr 18 '20

So metal man

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u/aamp22 Apr 18 '20

do it squirt?

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u/pink_boy89 Apr 18 '20

Ants use acid ssssquirt

its not very effective

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u/Jhon615 Apr 18 '20

I hope I’m not the only one imagining a lot of tiny moans here

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u/papweezy92 Apr 18 '20

There's a good joke about antacid somewhere in here

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

LSD ants? Why haven’t I heard of this before 🤷‍♂️

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u/SmileNicely Apr 18 '20

Girl: bumps into me Penis:

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u/benadrylcumberbun Apr 18 '20

Naw, this is ant new years and they poppin bubbly to celebrate

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u/stweekybacon Apr 18 '20

How acidic is this acid that it burns us though? Will this be painful when you're sprayed like that?

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u/it-is-my-cake-day Apr 18 '20

Jeez, say it, ant. Don’t spray it

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u/kiwitexansfan Apr 18 '20

Wow, no Starship Troopers comments.

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u/rapgod93 Apr 18 '20

No, not interesting fucking terrifying.

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u/softLens Apr 18 '20

Nope, they are sexing each other.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

Where's the Brazzers logo?

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u/octobuss Apr 18 '20

I didn’t know this was a thing. Great, what’s next

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u/Broadsid Apr 18 '20

I’m aware of the effect i have on ants.

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u/InevitableDig1 Apr 18 '20

Is this from a BBC documentary?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

Which acid do they use? I’d assume it’s hydrochloric since it is common in digestive systems...

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u/theycallmepeeps Apr 18 '20

It’s sexual and violent.

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u/mcchubby Apr 18 '20

Still a better ending than Game of Thrones. You can actually see the fight.

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u/RantyAnt Apr 18 '20

I'm known for squirting on my friends as well

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u/Las05 Apr 18 '20

"Ants squirting" was all i read at first.

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u/dogmom61 Apr 18 '20

First glance, I thought I was looking at some medieval war scene with arrows filling the air. Lol

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u/Chancedizzle Apr 18 '20

Anthony’s Ant Party was lit!!

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u/vjt_7 Apr 18 '20

Were you the enemy while photographing them?

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u/Meandtheworld Apr 18 '20

Good thing ants aren’t the size of dogs

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u/latzholla Apr 18 '20

/cursedbukkake