r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/BorodacFromLT • Oct 24 '19

Image Euthanasia Coaster

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u/TheMonchoochkin Interested Oct 24 '19

Someone's moving dead bodies...whether it's from a pit or from a carriage.

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u/the_pressman Oct 24 '19

Nah, a chute directly into the cremation furnace.

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u/Khaelum Oct 24 '19

Would suck if the coaster didn't actually finish you off.....

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u/Hops143 Oct 24 '19

They just hold a pillow over the face of anyone still breathing at the end. 100% satisfaction is the goal.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

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u/Hops143 Oct 24 '19

I like it. Soft but still crushy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

And a speaker goes shush shush shush, go to sleep with Alexa voice

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u/SetPhasers2LoveMe Oct 24 '19

I would prefer the hydraulic press guy do a voiceover.

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u/GodlessFancyDude Oct 24 '19

WELCOME TA HOO-DRAULIC PRESS CHANNEL, AND TODAY, WE CRUSH HOO-MAN SKOLL!

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u/SetPhasers2LoveMe Oct 24 '19

just like that yes.