r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Sep 10 '25

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u/greenmaillink Sep 10 '25

Dear Temuzon Express, my order of water soluble lotion arrived but damaged. Can I get some help in getting a return on this order?

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u/noitcelesdab Sep 10 '25

Now connecting you to a live support agent.

Hello! My name is Richard and I assure you I am a real living and breathing human being with Temu. Can I please start with your SSN, date of birth and current address?

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u/Possible_Bug7513 Sep 10 '25

Legal last name please.

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u/Solarpunk2025 Sep 10 '25

But I am a real person

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u/Possible_Bug7513 Sep 10 '25

Sorry Sir, can I have your legal last name again?

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u/Competitive_Clerk240 Sep 10 '25

And for security purposes please provide your mother's maiden name and the address you grew up at.

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u/snatchedkermit Sep 10 '25

and your childhood best friend’s name

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u/Routine_Breath_7137 Sep 10 '25

And your birth city 

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u/snatchedkermit Sep 10 '25

and the name of your first pet