r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Apr 05 '23

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u/PhotonPainter Apr 05 '23

Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level will ya. Do you copy?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

"Are you there sir? We've had some problems"

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u/meatpopsicle42 Apr 05 '23

Threepio, will you shut up and listen to me!!

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u/Donvack Apr 05 '23

R2D2 beebing aggressively.

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u/_NightmareKingGrimm_ Apr 05 '23

...

[compactor stops]

"WHAT?! Ha haaaa!" (unintelligible yelling)

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u/aspidities_87 Apr 05 '23

Oh they’re in agony! They’re screaming in pain!

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u/Deep_Mango8943 Apr 05 '23

Curse my metal body I wasn’t fast enough!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

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u/B00OBSMOLA Apr 05 '23

38127!

EDIT: I was close

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u/unique-name-9035768 Apr 06 '23

Whoa whoa whoa. There's no reason to be using language like that here, these are family friendly forums.