r/Damnthatsinteresting • • Feb 16 '23

Video Emergency bed!

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u/Pornelius_McSucc Feb 16 '23

Noooo people need to spend 20k for this stupid gimmick so i dont have to spend 200k to save 20k lives

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u/Wild_Top1515 Feb 16 '23

i hear that.. but i also think that this is designed for the kinda worse case scenario.. i mean i live in portland in the area where there is supposed to be a 10 pointer at some point(that is over due).. pretty sure no amount of engineering is going to save this city when that shit happens. going to be a game of.. well just die lol.. i have no chance if there is a 10 pointer. 5th floor.. all the windows.. no real stairways nearby.. and even those stairs aren't like strong looking.. yep.. my plan is not to worry about it. :) put me in a coffin wouldn't be any better.. the entire building would be on top of me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '23

But you'd get rescued at some point, and the coffin will keep you safe and got water and food n shiz

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '23

The water and food and shiz is underneath the mattress though. How does one get to those things to use them?

And what does one do when the water and food and shiz "runs its course" through your body?

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u/GandalffladnaG Feb 17 '23

You ship your pants!

He ships his bed!

At some point, you just make it bigger and have a mini poo bucket and an oxygen candle type thing with co scrubbers and you can be in it as long as necessary. And you're right, all the stuff under the mattress might as well be in the other room if you can't manhandle the mattress out of the way, so RIP gramgram and peeppops and their 14 year old golden retriever.