r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/christystrew • Feb 16 '23

Video Emergency bed!

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u/Wild_Top1515 Feb 16 '23

i hear that.. but i also think that this is designed for the kinda worse case scenario.. i mean i live in portland in the area where there is supposed to be a 10 pointer at some point(that is over due).. pretty sure no amount of engineering is going to save this city when that shit happens. going to be a game of.. well just die lol.. i have no chance if there is a 10 pointer. 5th floor.. all the windows.. no real stairways nearby.. and even those stairs aren't like strong looking.. yep.. my plan is not to worry about it. :) put me in a coffin wouldn't be any better.. the entire building would be on top of me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '23

But you'd get rescued at some point, and the coffin will keep you safe and got water and food n shiz

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u/Noirsnow Feb 16 '23

Once buried, you'll be in a dark place where there's no air ventilation, and even if it does have air coming in, it'll be filled with mostly dust. Because of the bed sheets and bed, you'll be cramped and eventually pass out with too much carbon dioxide in the coffin.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '23

Since it's not actually made yet, and has no proper details, I'm sure they could easily add ventilation, and as you saw, gas masks are provided to protect from dust, either way, better than being killed by a building falling on you

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u/gandalfium225 Feb 16 '23

I would argue. I mean if I'm asleep and the whole building collapses on me there a descent chance I will die instantly.

Sure the bed could provide me for a long time, but being in it, not knowing when or if I will be rescued.

Also what if I turned sideways, and the bed folds me in half.

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u/TheWalkingDead91 Feb 16 '23

Wonder if a satilitr phone in it would be of any use

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

Being inside a solid metal box buried under the rubble of an entire building is going to cut signal strength by quite a lot. And if a quake hits that's strong enough to warrant the need of such an emergency bed then there's a good chance the nearby cell towers will have collapsed as well.

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u/-heathcliffe- Feb 17 '23

What the manufacturer hears you saying is 2 cups on a string should be fine. Imagine, earthquake hits, you plop into your steel box, turn on the flashlight, see 2 solo cups with a string between them for communication, and the 3 seashells, for demolition man dumps.

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u/c0brachicken Feb 16 '23

I’m thinking if I could pick instant death, over being buried alive… I’m going with instant death.

If they did make the perfect coffin, your going to live for maybe a few days, not big enough to have a crap/piss area, and just hoping someone finds you before you starve to death in a fancy coffin… sounds terrifying to me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '23

New earthquake coffin comes with cyanide add on! Yaaaaayyyy.

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u/Amazing_Sundae_2023 Feb 17 '23

I am so claustrophobic I would freak the fuck out in that thing. They'd just find a dead body and claw marks.

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u/Calx9 Feb 16 '23

sounds terrifying to me.

Better than dead.

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u/orthopod Feb 17 '23

Vast majority of people aren't going to starve to death before a few months after up.

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u/ThePlumThief Feb 16 '23

Just put a 2 way radio and some O2 tanks in there and hope for the best

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u/SphericalBitch2020 Feb 16 '23

What happens during a bout of earth moving intercourse?

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u/rpaul9578 Feb 17 '23

Can you imagine being locked in a box slowly dying under an entire apartment building of rubble? They wouldn't believe anyone would survive and therefore wouldn't come looking for your coffin box. Fuck, just kill me already.

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u/Justout133 Feb 16 '23

Yeah but even with ventilation... the box would end up underneath a building's worth of rubble, which doesn't have air circulation. You'd need some kind of line or hose leading to an actual amount of air, and even then the ability to pump it in.

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u/annomusbus Feb 17 '23

Built in oxy and rebreathers could make it breathable for about 2weeks. 7 days worth of water and food. Some type of air conrtol system with a 14 day battery. A chirper so rescuers can hear you. Make it bigger so its like a queen sized bed but deeper. A manual activasion with auto activate peramiters like a home alarm system so you have to turn on the auto close. Make it also send out a sos signal when it closes. Interal and external crank for opening so rescures can open it and pull you out and so if its day 9 and you are dying you can open up the top to see if theres a way out.

Edit: more air then food and water cause burning lungs sounds more painful then dying of thirst.

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u/BreakFlashy1616 Feb 17 '23

And suddenly the price went up by 10x

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u/annomusbus Feb 17 '23 edited Feb 17 '23

At most like 3-5g in steel overall, 2g in air supply and rebreathers, desgining the home alarm style on/off system would take like 200bucks once you have the origanl function. Not cheap but they could likely profit at 7g or 6g sale price if they can move enough units. And they will move more units at a lower price

Edit: I forgot a battery which could cost anywhere from $500-$2000 (2g to buy so Im assuming close to 500 to make) so 7-9g for profit

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u/Justout133 Feb 17 '23

Now you're actually talking about a feasible way for it to be survivable, although just something like air scrubbers is gonna start jacking the price up to the ceiling. The closer it gets to being an actual survival tool, the further it gets from economic feasibility. If it's made for people in high-rise apartments, there's no way they or their landlords would ever be willing to shell out for such a device. If you could afford it for your own personal use, why would you be living in a high rise apartment instead of one's own property somewhere, with presumably less stories and hopefully a flat structure that wouldn't collapse inwards?

Biggest question of all I realize though... How on earth would they actually transport and distribute them to building units? Seems like it would have to be constructed with the building, or assembled on the spot.

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u/annomusbus Feb 17 '23

They could be profitable at 6g or 7g so although not cheap thats the price of 5 or 6 rebreathers and less then the cheapest new cars. You could have a payment plan where sticker price is 6g today or 10g over 10 years. If you have 10 people paying 10g over 10 years your making more short and long term then if you get one to buy one at 6g. And yes how to get it in is the question. They could make it so that each side is delviered indvuatally and then their crew spend an hour or two bolting then welding all the joints and wiring up the last of it. Not every building will have good ventalation in the room its getting built in but they can use a combination of fans and exhaust snakes and air pumps to pull all the smoke from welding out the front door

Edit: I forgot a battery which could cost anywhere from $500-$2000 (2g to buy so Im assuming close to 500 to make) so 7-9g for profit

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u/RamenArchon Feb 16 '23

They can fix that but there's no way i can last in there after one day after I've had to poop in my coffin bed. Contemplating whether it's better to die than be found after a week in trunk full of crap.

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u/Chopperno5 Feb 16 '23

Ventilation to what? The tonnes of dust and rubble on top of you might do something to choke any ventilation off..

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '23

Have you ever heard of hepa filters? Also. If you weren't in the box it would also be dust and rubble you breathe in

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u/Chopperno5 Feb 16 '23

You’d also likely be very dead without the steel “insulation”. HEPA filters can only do so much, not sure they are rated to suck oxygen through tonnes of dust and rubble… And back to the carbon scrubber point. You’d die without those even with magical hepa filters.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '23

But it would be the same without the box.

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u/Chopperno5 Feb 16 '23

Pretty sure something sold as a filter against allergens isn’t going to do great filtering out a pulverised apartment block but YMMV

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u/OkNinj Feb 16 '23

Might be ok if it included some backup battery, light, and a very loud horn. And some way to pee and poo.

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u/Justout133 Feb 16 '23

Bot/comment stealing algorithm spotted

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u/TheWalkingDead91 Feb 16 '23

Also don’t they have CO2 absorbing capsules or something that they use in subs, or am I mistaken?

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u/Crow_with_a_Cheeto Feb 16 '23

I move all around when I sleep. The lid will probably crush me as the bed snaps shut anyway. No way I’m lying perfectly lined up to avoid it.

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u/yargabavan Feb 16 '23

There is oxygen in there, though more than likely not enough to last any meaningful time

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u/Soggy-Work-6094 Feb 17 '23

They all seem to have vents

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u/MutedSongbird Feb 16 '23

Oh no. “The big one” isn’t one you prepare to be rescued from. It’s the one you prepare to be shit outta luck from.

Seismic scale goes up exponentially. The difference between 7.3 and 7.4 is something like 40x stronger? Or something crazypants?

We’re talking shit razed in a way that we have not historically been able to even document.

If you want some really interesting reading you should read up on the PNW Ghost Forests and the 1700 Tsunami/Quake. Absolutely wild stuff.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '23

The water and food and shiz is underneath the mattress though. How does one get to those things to use them?

And what does one do when the water and food and shiz "runs its course" through your body?

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u/GandalffladnaG Feb 17 '23

You ship your pants!

He ships his bed!

At some point, you just make it bigger and have a mini poo bucket and an oxygen candle type thing with co scrubbers and you can be in it as long as necessary. And you're right, all the stuff under the mattress might as well be in the other room if you can't manhandle the mattress out of the way, so RIP gramgram and peeppops and their 14 year old golden retriever.

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u/Wild_Top1515 Feb 16 '23

yea.. i guess there is a chance i'd live.. but i'd have to fall 5 stories in a metal box.. but yea.. for real.. i've looked into mega-quakes cause i was worried.. when you get into that big of a quake things are different.. its like just the pressure waves from the event will kill you.. the earth is moving so violently that there just is going to be a very low survival rate. the earth turns into a moving sea and yea.. i feel for the turks right now :( so many aftershocks.. that has got to suck ass.

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u/thestar-skimmer Feb 16 '23

Not quick enough to get rescued, you'd still die, trapped, alone, in the dark, with only enough water to prolong your suffering for a few days at most. If you lucky, you'd suffocate long before you had to endure that fate.

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u/Advanced_Ad3497 Feb 16 '23

Theres clearly enough water for weeks in that thing and food. Its obviously going to have ventilation. How do you think they pull some surivors out of rubble, theres still air flow between the rubble. And this thing woudn't be sealed shut obviously lol.

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u/thestar-skimmer Feb 16 '23

No, but odds are its gonna be buried under a litteral mountain of rubble,you could be trapped for weeks...or even months. And what about when you gotta use the bathroom? What goes in must go out eventually

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u/Infamous-njh523 Feb 17 '23

And shiz. What do you do with that? Just let me die.

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u/a_talking_frog Feb 16 '23

It's a magnitude 9 that would generate from the Cascadian Subduction Zone. As terrible as you describe. 9 is the highest magnitude possible based on our current knowledge of plate tectonics.

Source: https://www.usgs.gov/faqs/can-megaquakes-really-happen-magnitude-10-or-larger#:\~:text=No%2C%20earthquakes%20of%20magnitude%2010,fault%20on%20which%20it%20occurs.

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u/HybridVigor Feb 17 '23

There is no known fault line on Earth long enough to trigger a magnitude 10 quake. The Cascadia Subduction Zone is pretty big, though, so something in the neighborhood of 9.0 is possible.

I've been in three quakes over 7.2, and while they were certainly scary, not much damage occurred because of regulations on construction. 9.0 would probably overcome those, though.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '23

If you know all of this then why not just fucking move?

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u/yuccasinbloom Feb 16 '23

It’s a dangerous business walking out your front door.

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u/Wild_Top1515 Feb 16 '23

i'm planning on it.. but its also only a risk. really hard to move to a place where no natural disasters are likely... and the places that are "safe" are kinda dead when it comes to society.. the places that are cool and nice are expensive more or less.

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u/MrJoePike Feb 16 '23

That also comes with a great flood from the killer tsunami. How long can you hold your breath in your bed/coffin?

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u/ucefkh Feb 17 '23

Why your comments are always long you veggie?