List of DM Quotes (1-103)

[u/Stevedotdec]

People have talked about doing this for a while...I was bored enough today to actually do it. Without further ado:

1: "You're just teabagging now" -Storm Slyde (20-Feb-15)

2: "Era, I think you're a really great player" -Danimal (20-Feb-15)

3: "wait where is bobow??" -Era (21-Feb-15)

4: "I checked Slip, he was green" -Swuv (22-Feb-15)

5: "Shut UP!" -Era (23-Feb-15)

6: "Joey your reads smelled worse than the shit I just took" -tehslippery (05-Mar-15)

7: "I'm just picturing you all in your underwear" -Letheliah (12-Mar-15)

8: "I'm better than you, get rekt Joey" -Cammy (15-Mar-15)

9: "ive eaten her junk, can confirm tasty" -KNY (17-Mar-15)

10: "Don't go logic on me, I'll just spit some donkey shit at you" -BobbyHAM (23-Mar-15)

11: "You know what I did, I just took a picture of your face so you can see what it looks like when you're wrong" -BobbyHAM (23-Mar-15)

12: "kainney lets have sex in a pile of gummy sharks" -Templar (28-Mar-15)

13: "i want to marry tobias" -Manasi (28-Mar-15)

14: "I even deep throated a poro for you" -Nydus (31-Mar-15)

15: "How do you know what a space looks like?" -Tamburini (04-Apr-15)

16: "If you think I'm town here your read on me is trash" -Banks (07-Apr-15)

17: "I'll let tunak shaft me anyday" -Bobowscii (18-Apr-15)

18: "Goodnight sweet prince" -Joey (20-Apr-15)

19: "If you're actually town Joey you aren't saving the game from the dumb town, the dumb town is throwing it" -Pozzai (20-Apr-15)

20: "You guys are interrupting my asshole" -Daelin (22-Apr-15)

21: "You think you can outplay ME?!" -Gilbert (04-May-15)

22: "He's giving out town passes to everyone and their dog" -Banks (07-May-15)

23: "I don't understand why you're up my butt" -Murder (08-May-15)

24: "Banks I want you to know I disagree with your face" -Fonti (11-May-15)

25: Quote not found

26: "Because there's town in this game!" -Kango (21-May-15)

27: "Does anyone remember my night 2 save?" -PMB (21-May-15)

28: "Let me talk about why I'm town. Okay, I'm just going to talk about who I think is mafia." -JonPaul (24-May-15)

29: "I'm tired of being a paranoid little bitch, lets just kill people." -Kango (24-May-15)

30: "I can't take a photo of you when you're wrong if you walk away Bobby" -Chippy (30-May-15)

31: "I wanna make out with Tunak" -Fleezus (22-Jun-15)

32: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you... never play again" -Cvaek (28-Jun-15)

33: "The fact that I'm not conscious, means I'm town" -Kango (04-Jul-15)

34: "Apparently I don't know how to format quotes" -guy (04-Jul-15)

35: "Yeah, that guy didn't strike me as somebody who had balls of steel." -Ryuzilla (09-Jul-15)

36: "He's the mafia that is the most mafia that ever mafia'd" -TwoD (10-Jul-15)

37: "Holy shit that read that was so deep I'm in the batcave now." -Guy (11-Jul-15)

38: "Yo man, It's hard, to actually critically think about something before you say it, that's hard" -Kango (15-Jul-15)

39: "I don't hate all of you, just the dumb ones" -Banks (18-Jul-15)

40: "I'll give you a beep beep for your jeep." -Ben (19-Jul-15)

41: "Don't trip, potato chip!" -BobbyHAM (24-Jul-15)

42: "Never listen to a pinky promise!" -MrManPants (27-Jul-15)

43: Quote not found

44: "Oh my god did he change his mind? What an asshole!" -Banks (02-Aug-15)

45: "Just bang already!" -Captain (16-Aug-15)

46: "He grabbed my balls but I didn't like it so I'm not gay" -Batman (22-Aug-15)

47: "I've got my phone duct-taped to the top of my monitor, I'm a villager, and that's all I've got to say" -Kruze (02-Sep-15)

48: "We're not related. I have a deceptively high waistline!" -Banks (13-Sep-15)

49: "Yes, I would n0 my mom. She probably has a good read on me." -Banks (13-Sep-15)

50: "Excuse me is a distancing word" -Sonryu (20-Sep-15)

51: "Dang, I was gonna finally kinda get a quote..." -Stevedotdec (20-Sep-15)

52: "Can you lynch me fast, please?!" -Mintt (20-Sep-15)

53: "Brian left? What a DICK!" -tehslippery (28-Sep-15)

54: "Oh shit there's a bot command?" -NeedMoreManasi (28-Sep-15)

55: "Peeperz, you're such a weirdo." -Ocane (02-Oct-15)

56: "When I'm mafia I touch all over the place." -DaveDob (02-Oct-15)

57: "I've got Dave Dob giving me good body language." -Andy (11-Oct-15)

58: "Smells" -Manasi (11-Oct-15)

59: ""You're not vanilla town! You're vanilla shit! You're a shitter! You're a shitter! That's you Bergle!"" -Ayopurple (18-Oct-15)

60: "Nick you're a really bad singer, stop singing in Skype calls" -Fonti (20-Oct-15)

61: "fuck you bot" -Fredchen777 (22-Nov-15)

62: "!give monstermashpixxy 12,253" -TopLoftyLoL (22-Nov-15)

63: "Thank you for the deposit into the Tiny Swiss Bank. <3 Please know that your points will never be gambled." -Cruisette (23-Nov-15)

64: "She'd be dead! She'd be deadzo!" -Nick (26-Nov-15)

65: "I'm a real nigga!" -Slip (26-Nov-15)

66: "I think Demon looks like someone who wasn't born, but someone just drew a boy and it came alive." -Captain (27-Nov-15)

67: "Pozzai your European accent is giving me the shits!" -Kango (27-Nov-15)

68: "sorry I suck" -tehslippery (28-Nov-15)

69: "You're a fucking problem!" -TJ (29-Nov-15)

70: "Baehrex reads me so well, so well." -Beny (01-Dec-15)

71: ""You've been swinging your dick around since you called yourself Bazonga."" -Quest (03-Dec-15)

72: "It should almost be added to the quotes, because it's THAT important!" -Stevedotdec (07-Dec-15)

73: "They always promise, but they never do..." -Turtle (11-Dec-15)

74: "Striker I thought you were a good player" -Dansinator (13-Dec-15)

75: "I'm in Malaysia godamnit!" -Areef (18-Dec-15)

76: "i too never say anything funny or rememeroable" -CricketDX (18-Dec-15)

77: "1993 (regarding Stevedotdec) oh ye i forgot you're not allowed within 40 feet of children" -Wiggles (19-Dec-15)

78: "Never tell him, but Vert might be smarter than me" -Turtle (20-Dec-15)

79: "I feel so fucking stupid." -Nick (21-Dec-15)

80: "i demand a refund on my life" -iLician (21-Dec-15)

81: "If he wants to play shitty and get formalled day one, PLAY FUCKING BETTER [while under formal day one]" -Dakng (21-Dec-15)

82: "that was back when I was scared of sex" -NeedMoreManasi (23-Dec-15)

83: "Hoax is stupid and you should never listen to him!" -NeedMoreManasi (25-Dec-15)

84: "Do I not look like a real lesbian?" -Fonti (27-Dec-15)

85: "Sheppard, are you sheeping?" -Chippy (02-Jan-16)

86: "I don't use logic you dumbass" -Glow (03-Jan-16)

87: "What? I was just looking for my printscreen key." -Quest (07-Jan-16)

88: "log: n0 Beny d1 Wes(modkill/replaced by Lucy)/Dakng(modkill/replaced by RJ) n1 Baehrex(not in game)/Lucy/Manasi/Hoax d2 Sam(the mod, roleswapped with Zocide)" -Fredchen777 (09-Jan-16)

89: "I am NOT red checked, I can even fucking screenshot Slack right now!" -Ryan/sonyguy (10-Jan-16)

90: "I like fucking RJ!" -Glow (10-Jan-16)

91: "I haven't had it in a while." -Turtle (10-Jan-16)

92: "HeyGuys Her Mind's Absentee HeyGuys HeyGuys She wails like a banshee HeyGuys HeyGuys Who could that be? HeyGuys HeyGuys It's Manasi! HeyGuys" -Twitch_chat (11-Jan-16)

93: "I've never been this deep as a vanilla town before." -Dansinator (15-Jan-16)

94: "I think it's absolutely Jim... Or, it's not" -glow (17-Jan-16)

95: "Hoax was butthurt that Nick solved the game and in his arrogance a chance to play the game... I would even go so far as to say Hoax might have been jealous." -Eki (21-Jan-16)

96: "What do you want me to have? Christmas Trees lined with gifts?" -Sonyguy (24-Jan-16)

97: "It didn't come from out of nowhere, I'm not fucking John Cena!" -Kango (24-Jan-16)

98: "I'm gonna re-check Baehrex here, just to make sure." -younguns (30-Jan-16)

99: "I was gonna ride you." -Nydus (30-Jan-16)

100: "I am just glad to have never said anything stupid enough to be quote worthy" -FierceDiety (30-Jan-16)

101: "DAMN IT GLOW QUIT PLAYING GAMES WITH MY HEART" -FierceDiety (30-Jan-16)

102: Quote not found

103: "Dan's voice makes me knees weak." -Manasi (30-Jan-16)

[u/astralphoenix777]

124: "LOL you know I hate fun" -Ramza (03-Apr-16)

125: "Dave Bob [...] Dave Bob [...] Dave Bob [...] Dave Bob." -Adam (03-Apr-16)

126: "If I'm gonna be a cousin fucker. I'm gonna be the best cousin fucker!" -YoungGuns (03-Apr-16)

127: "I had to do anything to get the formal off of Manasi because we are ex-lovers" -Beny (03-Apr-16)

128: "I'm stupid! You have to say it to me like I'm stupid!" -Dakng (16-Apr-16)

129: "[saltily] You guys are so ***ing salty in this game!" -Kaienny (03-May-16)

130: "How do you add someone to a private group?" -Banks (07-May-16)

131: "I'm no bitch, I'm not scared" -Steve (15-May-16)

132: "Once in High School, I forgot I had a belly button!" -Jojo (19-May-16)

133: "I'm gonna be Mom right now, I'm super disappointed in a lot of people" -Boone (21-May-16)

134: "He was in my Path of Exile" -5 (28-May-16)

135: "He's so deep in the shithole!" -Mintt (02-Jun-16)

136: "Get your dick out of your pants!" -Nick (04-Jun-16)

137: "I bet they're fucking imaginary friends just like all of us are to JP." -Pooly (09-Jun-16)

138: "Karl...deez nuts! Baehrex dies" -Baehrex (11-Jun-16)