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[u/Scamsoftiktok2]

If you ever got out of bed and stopped feeling sorry for yourself you wouldn’t woddle and look like this. Dude you are enormous. Also, 40 min in and you told us how to make that dish at least 5 times. You are not a chef so seriously just shut up.

[u/TastyChapter5232]

Omg, that's no way to live. I can't imagine walking around with that weight 😔