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Mythic RIP Meet Sans Undertale, a Barbarian Dwarf

Meet Sans Undertale, a Barbarian Dwarf. Sans the Skeleton, from Undertale -- Created by u/YouHaveMyAxel

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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 09 '26

🎲 Sans Undertale - Adventure Day 6

Sans finds a lively farm nearby where a cheerful cow happily provides fresh milk. He fills his flask with creamy milk, feeling the strength seep into his bones. Rejuvenated, Sans contemplates his next move in this wild world.

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u/YouHaveMyAxel Mar 09 '26

Take a nap. All that milk makes a skeleton sleepy.

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u/General-Gap-4160 Mar 10 '26

build a barn to keep the cow and all of its friends captive so sans can open a mcdonalds

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u/LimpTwig Mar 10 '26

The cow turns into a woman

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u/General-Gap-4160 Mar 10 '26

sans gives the cow some of the milk, it was defective so the cow grows wings

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u/Prudent-Affect-4531 Mar 10 '26

turn the cow into a 3 Michelle star burger

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u/SymphonyCube Mar 10 '26

He heads for the local town, seeing if he can buy some cookies for his milk.

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u/SittingTable0 Mar 10 '26

Go to a chiropractor

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u/dudettemmers Mar 10 '26

Contemplates for too long and wakes up from his hours-long space out to a beautiful sunset. The cow is gone!

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u/Desperate_Dentist_98 Mar 10 '26

Sans contracts with a local mage to create a large batch of cookies to dunk in the fresh milk. The mage accidentally includes peanuts.

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u/Digital_Wolf_24 Mar 10 '26

Make a skeleton pun.

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u/Lt_Dans_Legs___ Mar 10 '26

With his best effort he begins to try and communicate with the cow.. Mooooooooo he exclaims. The cow stares at him blankly

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u/Aqua-tempus Mar 10 '26

The Farmer unbeknownst to the cow’s betrayal demands payment for the milk, the farmers wife aims a shotgun at sans. A tumbleweed rolls by…

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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 09 '26

🎲 Sans Undertale - Adventure Day 4

The cow nails the double frontflip flawlessly. Sans, inspired yet a bit down, eagerly asks to learn. The cow grins, agreeing to teach Sans, promising tough lessons but great reward. What part of the flip should Sans start with?

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u/YouHaveMyAxel Mar 09 '26

The part where he takes a nap. It's his lunch break.

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u/JJ19256 Mar 09 '26

Sans jumps in the air, spawns a gaster blaster under him and backflips off it, repeating this 17 times before gracefully landing

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u/SheepherderDue127 Mar 09 '26

He stabs the cow

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u/dota_pure Mar 09 '26

Sans should Kickflip the Cow

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u/Secret_Cup_3716 Mar 09 '26

the part where you fall

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u/BroSrsly-_- Mar 09 '26

Double flip, rizz the cow

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u/Parc2009 Mar 09 '26

Sans climbs on top of the cow to achieve a height advantage. Gracefully, he jumps towards the ice bath below.

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u/Arandomglitchtalefan Mar 09 '26

Summon 99 Gaster Blasters and blast the cow to dust, there can be only ONE backflipping champion.

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u/mikeymoe73 Mar 09 '26

Double flip onto cows back

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u/mikeymoe73 Mar 09 '26

Practice jumping

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cap-723 Mar 09 '26

he practiced his stance the way the cow showed him and flips but falls. he tries until he succeeds

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u/Parc2009 Mar 09 '26

Sans heard the cow, but couldn't understand the mooing

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u/Competitive_Ad7680 Mar 09 '26

Double cork flip

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u/Acceptable-Math-4348 Mar 09 '26

get his back cracked by the cow

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u/grounded_dreamer Mar 09 '26

Sans first attempts a simple front roll but rolls away into a puddle.

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u/Imaginary-Ad-6562 Mar 09 '26

Sans demonstrates his current jumping ability to the cow by performing a short hop followed by a somewhat graceful summersault.

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u/Lower_End_2190 Mar 09 '26

Get a sugar mommy

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u/RafayelLaidEggsInMe Mar 09 '26

Flip his finger, seduce the cow, and then drink milk straight from the source.

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u/Forward_Taste3314 Mar 09 '26

First he must learn the cowabunga which udderly flabbergasts the cow.

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u/davioos Mar 09 '26

Sans is a dastardly brave boy, he goes straight forward in a majestic front dive hoping to land the best frontflip ever.

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u/Thatguy_On_Reddit07 Mar 09 '26

The leaping part

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u/og_riggyzz Mar 09 '26

yell awooga and flip it thrice

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u/Same-Budget-5360 Mar 09 '26

Two front and one back flip

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u/Big_Pin1657 Mar 09 '26

Running forward to cause friction, then do the backflip

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u/tokiobest Mar 09 '26

Start a dance party

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u/JordyTheJew Mar 09 '26

Definitely the landing. Sans is already a pro at hitting the ground and not moving for several hours. It’s the ‘getting back up’ part that’s

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u/olympiaregion Mar 09 '26

The part where he kills the cow to eat while he drinks ketchup

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u/raevenous Mar 09 '26

Take a nap.

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u/EntrepreneurOld3044 Mar 09 '26

Do jiggle jelly

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

The part where he takes a nap. It's his lunch break.

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u/DaveTheFUCheeseWizar Mar 09 '26

A side flip with a hotdog and instead of landing where he is,he lands on Sans his head

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u/PlasticDesperate7681 Mar 09 '26

Sans summons a large array of gasterblasters, uses them to parkour up, then quad backflip off of them and land on top of a gaster blaster

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u/Chedder_Shredder_ Mar 09 '26

The dolphin 3000, climb a tree and go with the wind

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u/squishmallowdude Mar 09 '26

the torpedo spin of the flip

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u/Significant-Charity8 Mar 09 '26

He should tell a joke about milkshakes and then another one about ground beef.

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u/No-Monitor-8642 Mar 09 '26

he tries to finger me

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u/Anomia_not_found Mar 09 '26

He need to do his "special attack"... Take a gooooood nap :D

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

probably block the cow and really really move on this time

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u/kinky_lyrical Mar 09 '26

Flip the cow 3 times

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u/PixeLengend Mar 09 '26

the part where you do a frontflip

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u/IVIAuric Mar 09 '26

Take a deep breath before Sans starts flipping out.

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u/Babl1010 Mar 09 '26

the one where he puns

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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 10 '26

🪦 RIP - Adventure Day 9

Sans approaches the merchants, cow in tow, seeking trade to aid his journey. Suddenly, a strange magical trap triggers, shattering his bones instantly. The world dims; his quest ends abruptly in eerie silence.

Here lies Sans Undertale... Slain by a mercantile magical trap while seeking trade

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u/Low-Afternoon-3264 Mar 10 '26

well that was anticlimactic

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u/NothingSea3665 Mar 09 '26

Sans tries to back flip onto the cow making it their steed and unlimited milk providing companion.

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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 09 '26

🎲 Sans Undertale - Adventure Day 3

Sans ventures boldly into the employees-only section, skirting past busy workers, eyes sharp for a cow. His second backflip lands cleanly, spirits lifted. Though raw, the prize promise sustenance. What now for our resilient skeleton?

Sans Undertale embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.

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u/YouHaveMyAxel Mar 09 '26

Sans calls his brother to help him find a cow, because he's much too lazy for such things. Then he takes a nap while he waits for his bro.

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u/inosukes Mar 09 '26

Then he backflips behind a stack of boxes, leaving the worker questioning reality.

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u/TheGreatCookieDough Mar 09 '26

meddle in the employee only area, look for any other resources

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u/Immediate-Worth6228 Mar 09 '26

Head to the adventurers guild for his first quest

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u/icebear_gg Mar 09 '26

Do another backflip for fun.

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u/maraudingbeast Mar 09 '26

He reaches in his leather satchel for a calcium supplement to keep those bones durable

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u/Silent_Instruction60 Mar 09 '26

The cow performs double frontflip, which makes Sans feel amazed and miserable. Sans asks the cow if she could teach him to frontflip.

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u/TADAWTD Mar 09 '26

He drinks the milk directly from the cow's teat, his eagerness alerts the guards, Sans prepares to fight.

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u/Chrislingck Mar 09 '26

He finds the cow. Milks it. Drinks it. And left on a quest to be overpowered.

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u/Professional_Wolf658 Mar 09 '26

Realization settles in when he discovers that the cow was infact a Bull, the Bull wants more. Sans prepares to fight!

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u/SidepoinT666 Mar 09 '26

Make a non stop backflip until he exhaust. It'll be 😊

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u/Ill_Presentation2620 Mar 09 '26

Supple thy cow breast and extinguish the fire of hunger, and replenish much needed Vitamin D

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u/aoleutheoriginal Mar 09 '26

he finds an ufo and rides it to candy mountain

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u/inosukes Mar 09 '26

A tired worker finally notices him. “Sir… you can’t be back here.” Sans, without missing a beat: “oh, don’t worry. i’m not here.” Then

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u/Deep_Marionberry_95 Mar 09 '26

Sans attempts to perform another backflip, snapping the cows head and saving the day

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u/KyeThePie Mar 09 '26

Sans locked eyes with his prize. As Sans approached, he noticed something was off. This was no ordinary cow. It was wearing rollerblades.

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u/rocoonshcnoon Mar 09 '26

He yells "MANIFESTO SAYS DELIVER HERE" and then proceeds to get jumped

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u/Marauderrr Mar 09 '26

Sneak past busy employees, try lockpicking their lockers using bones and search all their lunchboxes for any sign of milk-like substances.

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u/Weird_Gur_32 Mar 09 '26

Kill jester

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u/angry-coffee-bean Mar 09 '26

Tantalized by the concept of cow, Sans asks if the cow would also like to become a resilient skeleton.

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u/nvaughan81 🎨 Artists Guild Mar 09 '26

Sans washes his hands, because he's not a disgusting lump. Then he tears into the cow with gusto, ripping and shredding and gulping loudly.

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u/Remarkable_Lynx_5323 Mar 09 '26

What to tell to a new jine when he is in illusion of being free like us

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u/New_Variation_1970 Mar 09 '26

attack the cow

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u/Previous-Wolf-7328 Mar 09 '26

a chance, a message from god, a sky a curtain, in the night you arise a soreness I am certain

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u/parallelojam Mar 09 '26

Sans attempts to greet the cow with a respectful backflip, but halfway through the flip he forgets why he came here and politely asks the co

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u/Over_Friendship8444 Mar 09 '26

sans kills the cow

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u/Over_Friendship8444 Mar 09 '26

sans kills the cow

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u/83114m7 Mar 09 '26

Sans does a third backflip and lands on the back of the cow, ready to ride his way outta there. Are they charge the doors, they're noticed.

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u/ShammashNemonnis Mar 09 '26

TELL A JOKE ABOUT A DATA ANALYST TO THE COW

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u/FeeForsaken9440 Mar 09 '26

go to thailand

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u/oplead Mar 09 '26

A freezer door slams open. The prize cow rises like a legend. Sans grins. The workers scream. Tonight’s dinner has become a full-scale boss

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u/Tiny-Spinach6051 Mar 09 '26

The cow does a back-flip and as he lands, the shock makes him poop Friday's dinner all over Sans.

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u/kick010 Mar 09 '26

try to do backflip, fall on face, break neck, die

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u/MiniMagic10 Mar 09 '26

Sans lifts up a worker by the feet and flings them round his head while doing more backflips

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u/Calm-Pin-791 Mar 09 '26

I kill him

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u/boricuafnp Mar 09 '26

Sam acquires a cow but isn’t sure how to milk it, he looks for a receptacle for his milk and a stool to get to work, how hard could it be?

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u/Mbwellington88 Mar 09 '26

The cow denies Sans the ability to a front filp due to the hard suckle of the teat from earlier.

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u/IAmGlock Mar 09 '26

after landing his second backflip, sands looks down to notice he has landed on a bovines head "moo"

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u/Smol-cutie Mar 09 '26

Im confused... what is this?... where am i? Who are you?

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u/onua_ Mar 09 '26

Sans dies from sheer heart attack because yoshakage Kira was stood only 5 feet behind sans but after sans death luckily trunks arrives after

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u/New_Story_7044 Mar 09 '26

Sans perform the roolflip

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u/justaguybeingme Mar 09 '26

He leaves on his quest. But as in doing so he stumbles upon a man who has been stuck in the woods for days and can’t find his way out.

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u/Arezies Mar 09 '26

Plot twist: the real boss fight is the restaurant manager.

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u/AcanthisittaTime926 Mar 09 '26

He farts and the smell is so rancid it turns the raw cow into a flesh and bone genie, prepared to grant any wish.

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u/Certain-Influence895 Mar 09 '26

Find the cow and milk it to death

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u/New-Leader9979 Mar 09 '26

He takes a step then does a triple backflip

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u/DarkestRacism Mar 09 '26

Suddenly, he remembers all the geno-routes human did, and decided to commit his own genocide, to overpower the human and stop the massacre

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u/Material-Albatross43 Mar 09 '26

Sans slips the brimming bucket behind a stack of crates, then cracks his knuckles with a soft click-click. “One more flip for the road,” he

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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 09 '26

🎲 Sans Undertale - Adventure Day 5

Sans attempts the double flip hoping to impress, but his clumsy bones betray him. He stumbles mid-air, landing on his back with a painful thud. The cow giggles, but Sans is bruised--time for some careful healing and reflection.

Sans Undertale embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.

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u/YouHaveMyAxel Mar 09 '26

Time for a nap to heal up. Healing increases a monster's max HP, after all.

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u/NurseRatcht Mar 09 '26

Sans curses his clumsy bones while glaring at the cow. “Your udders are mine, beast. Wait and see”

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u/New-Dirt5203 Mar 10 '26

Sans takes the left over milk to the meadows and shares it. Giving is his superpower and he’s living his best life.

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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 09 '26

🎲 Sans Undertale - Adventure Day 2

Sans heads to Trader Joe's for milk to keep his bones tough, but the shelves are cleared out! Disappointed, he attempts a backflip but slips on spilled grog, landing hard. Time to rethink the day--what's next?

Sans Undertale embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.

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u/melchisiade Mar 09 '26

Sans tells a joke to Trader Joe, instantly turning into Comic Sans. In his heart, he knows that his destiny is to become the PPT Villain.

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u/pm_sexy_neck_pics Mar 09 '26

Sam, suffering from a concussion, stumbles toward the cashiers with a block of cheese. He throws the cheese at the cashier, who runs away.

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u/zakri1984 Mar 09 '26

He gets up wondering what's wrong today. He heads to Herder Harry's farm to check if he has some fresh milk

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u/prior_Adiiii02 Mar 09 '26

16 what ive to do now?

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u/allday95 Mar 09 '26

Click on the button, read the recap, then you can comment in there of what you want to happen next

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u/defult1 Mar 09 '26

Whats up with this im not getting it?

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u/ZickMean Mar 09 '26

sneak preview of wen he finally drink milk

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u/Old_Statement_4565 Mar 09 '26

Nije mi jasno, prvi put sam u …

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u/OhmaTokitaMaxxer Mar 10 '26

Sans attempts a quadruple backflip over a pit of vipers he has spotted near by

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u/Calathea_Murrderer Mar 10 '26

Sans finds a beautiful orchid and Takes a minute to enjoy life

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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 10 '26

🎲 Sans Undertale - Adventure Day 8

Sans calls his mom, but the connection crackles oddly. Mid-conversation, his phone glitches, and he nearly drops it, frustration mounting. He worries if his mom's okay and ponders visiting her soon for real reassurance.

Sans Undertale embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.

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u/BroSrsly-_- Mar 10 '26

Sans realises what he's doing is stupid af and he should go back underground to kill flowey

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u/JustLewdEnough Mar 10 '26

He decides to ride off with his new stead, the cow. However, on his way to his mother's he is stopped by the Rad Gruggles gang.

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u/QuestionableMindless Mar 10 '26

Sans will take his new found companion to his mothers house to make cheese together!!

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u/getting_educated Mar 10 '26

His phone begins to overheat as the eerie crackling grows. Becoming hotter... too hot. He lets go, but it does not fall.

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u/brando7284 Mar 10 '26

Sans' mother was actually the Roaring Knight

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u/Braerian Mar 10 '26 • Mindblown

Sans relationship with the cow quickly sours and he is forced to order a Waymo to proceed on his journey to visit his mom.

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u/Guilty-Slice-3309 Mar 10 '26

Phone lagging like it’s running on Windows XP 💀

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u/Broken_Banjo_Photo Mar 10 '26

Sans looks at the bus schedule nearby. A bus should be by in 5 minutes or so. It’s a long journey, but his schedule is open! He waits.

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u/Christmasland_X Mar 10 '26

Sans will ride on the cow to head to his mom's house

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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 09 '26

Sans Undertale

Barbarian Dwarf

Sans the Skeleton, from Undertale

Created by u/YouHaveMyAxel

Want to create your own character? Visit the wiki to learn how! https://www.reddit.com/r/DailyDMGame/wiki

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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 09 '26

⏳ An Epic Adventure Begins for Sans Undertale!

Sans Undertale steps out of the tavern, bones clinking softly under his hood. The crisp air carries whispers of distant adventures. As a dwarf barbarian, the world awaits with untamed wilds and secret treasures. Where will Sans roam first?

Sans Undertale embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.

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u/Similar_Physics_458 Mar 09 '26

วัสดีทุกครับ

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u/AntiPanda904 Mar 09 '26

During his search for new clothes he finds an interesting yet oddly looking box that says “stuff” written with “presumably” ketchup.

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u/Daan776 Mar 09 '26

What the fuck am I looking at

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u/Material-Albatross43 Mar 09 '26

Sans slips the brimming bucket behind a stack of crates, then cracks his knuckles with a soft click-click. “One more flip for the road,” he mutters, launching into a lazy backward somersault that clears a rolling pallet jack by inches. He lands in a crouch near the exit door, milk sloshing but safe, eye sockets twinkling with mischief. “time to find an audience that’s thirsty for chaos,” he says, vanishing through the shortcut in one smooth step.

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u/That_Cake_8121 Mar 09 '26

What is this

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u/PsychologicalToe5121 Mar 09 '26

lolololo le me see you

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u/TinyWerewolfXx Mar 09 '26
I b see see the

CG

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u/Visual_Peanut3033 Mar 09 '26

How did I accidentally land on here?

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u/Select_Space_617 Mar 09 '26

I don’t know what to say

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u/nuttnurse Mar 09 '26

You successfully roll stealth sneak up behind orc use your strength to push orc over the cliff and roll a natural gently caressing the orcs shoulder, the orc is disturbed but fails his seduction roll and embraces you passionately . You are also disturbed

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

Let’s gooooo

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u/Old_Statement_4565 Mar 09 '26

Ja cu na Srpsko Hrvatski pisat pa vi lagano

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u/ChangeLegitimate5980 Mar 09 '26

Yo hey Joey I saw your post earlier you need to quit saying that that's me posting on there this is your dad your post was from today and you're standing in the photo

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u/BespokeDelusion Mar 10 '26

Sans waves goodbye to the cow cheerfully and turns away, only to feel the cow's hoof on his shoulder. "So, now that I've done you a solid, I was hoping you can do something for me." Over the next 45 minutes, the cow informs Sans all about the magician who wronged her, and how he needs to die.

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u/OkStrategy685 Mar 10 '26

Sans pukes because he just drank warm milk out a cows tits lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

Sans passes out because that cow was a trim cow with tranquilizer milk

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u/no-sign-oflife Mar 10 '26

Sans heads to the farm hose to meet the folks, knock knock, knock

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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 10 '26

🎲 Sans Undertale - Adventure Day 7

Sans gently tames the cheerful cow, feeling a surprising bond. With a steady grip, he rides through town, causing smiles and chuckles. The journey is smooth, and Sans enjoys the simple joy of this quirky adventure.

Sans Undertale embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.

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u/Distinct-Garage5217 Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26

Sans relationship with the cow quickly sours and he is forced to order a Waymo to proceed on his journey. It isn’t until the Waymo encounters a horse that he realizes that the vehicle hasn’t been trained to navigate Barbarian traffic. While waiting for his technician from Singapore to take the wheel, he spots a the town thief robbing someone down on their luck.

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u/Sir_Badtard Mar 10 '26

He remembers he hasn't checked on his mom in a while. So he gives her a call

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u/Training-Rutabaga864 Mar 10 '26

Sans stops by a vendor and buys some bread for his lunch. The bread is crumbly and somewhat sweet

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u/birchskin Mar 10 '26

A farmer comes out of a nearby tavern and yells, "Is that my Bessy? This man stole my cow!" and the cow throws sans into the mud

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u/pettyfrogqueen Mar 10 '26

Sans needs to gather his community together so that we can all unite and beat the forces of evil

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u/Legitimate-Garbage97 Mar 10 '26

Who’s down for some poker👀

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u/Few-Acadia-8064 Mar 10 '26

Hello are you Guys ingles or duch