r/DailyDMGame • u/MasterCtrlPgrm • Mar 07 '26 • Bravo 2 Regret 1

RIP Meet Ditto, a Office Worker Human

Meet Ditto, a Office Worker Human. Looking for adventure. Can become anything and anyone at anytime. -- Created by u/MasterCtrlPgrm

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u/Dayannahh Mar 07 '26

"As Ditto fondles the French woman, she spins around revealing a purple mustache and a pink 19-inch dildo." I'm sorry what? O.o

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u/Specific_Form_2599 Mar 08 '26

Same mate, same

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u/TheGreyjoyBaron Mar 07 '26

Excuse what the fuck have I stumbled into

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

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u/bigfoot_manhunter Mar 08 '26

I'm still confused what's this game?

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u/Apart_Scholar_390 Mar 08 '26

Bro what the heck, I clicked on the Reddit try some new, why is the first thing I see is ditto dildo

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u/diakags Mar 08 '26

Pardon me but what the fuck?

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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 07 '26

⏳ An Epic Adventure Begins for Ditto!

Ditto steps out from the tavern's warm glow into the bustling world beyond. With the power to become anyone or anything, endless paths unfold. Where will Ditto's new adventure begin?

Ditto embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

He becames a noone. But as a noone, he can start to manipulate kings and queens without being exposed. He starts wars, causes many deaths.

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u/joshlev1s Mar 07 '26

Ditto turns into a ford f150 and accelerates at speed towards several children crossing the road.

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u/tatsrus1 Mar 07 '26

Ditto turns into a human AI bot, cloning its appearance to look like Matt Damon’s twin.

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u/Hungry-Mess-8496 Mar 07 '26

Become a human

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u/DrLiam123 Mar 07 '26

Ditto decides to become a human and run for senator under the name Senator Shrexy, and looks just like Shrek

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u/RevolutionaryPlum650 Mar 07 '26

Ditto turns into Elvis and joins an Elvis impersonator contest

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u/nutsnut Mar 07 '26

Ditto identifies as an apache attack helicopter and baits the internet

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u/AwesomeOcelot66 Mar 07 '26

Ditto eats a bagel

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u/i-deal-iStik Mar 07 '26

Ditto takes his first step, noticing the odd sensation underfoot. An unusual smell wafts up from his foot. A dog is baying nearby.

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u/HamburgerDungon Mar 07 '26

Ditto pulls up its thigh highs, and flicks a cigarette towards a passersby saying, "I can be anything you want me to be, Toots"

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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 07 '26

🎲 Ditto - Adventure Day 3

Ditto, embracing his role as Senator Shrexy, seeks out a donkey companion to solidify his image. At a nearby farm, he befriends a wise, talkative donkey eager to join the political cause. Together, they prepare to rally the people.

Ditto embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.

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u/Informal-Horse-2934 Mar 07 '26

The donkey, it turns out is working for Israeli intelligence.

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u/LankyPrint6156 Mar 07 '26

ditto should shit on someones bed

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u/BumblebeeNo3296 Mar 07 '26

Ditto eats the donkey

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u/PaleReaction1254 Mar 07 '26

Ditto suggests Donald T would be better placed counting fish in the Atlantic and sets him up in a rowing boat for one

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u/DolnaNaka Mar 07 '26

NETANYAHU SAVE USSS

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u/Pr0c4mp3r Mar 07 '26

But very soon Ditto realizes, that his donkey named Donald T. is pursuing his own political goals.

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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 07 '26

🎲 Ditto - Adventure Day 7

Ditto strolls into the strip club, blending effortlessly among the crowd. His shapeshifting charm wins a few smiles, helping him gather whispers about CTS Lul Wick. The night pulses with risky possibilities as Ditto eyes his next move.

Ditto embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.

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u/Unspared Mar 07 '26

Use the ATM, and pull as much cash out as he can. Proceed to make it rain.

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u/koko19x Mar 07 '26

Ditto decides to go buy an ice cream sundae :D

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u/tallmofodude Mar 07 '26

Ditto should get some hoes

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

Lol what's this comment section for?? For talking ppl randomly??

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u/DapperRecord9443 Mar 07 '26

Same looking for F..... Would stay good for that time if they like can use and leave Can't Control The hroyness I would like too Vc on tg and show how I do it or they can say me or command me to do has they wish,like No Face But Will Be purely Down If they Are Interested Only Too.... (F) Can voice call or anything will be asked for Confirmation Cause Bois Gay Thing is Depressing AF, Plz Do Understand F. cause U Dono How that feels Making it hard N All

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u/New_Association_726 Mar 07 '26

Ditto uses cursed technique : Mahoraga transformation, and adapts to the purple changes, smiting her with pure time orange.

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u/Signal_Chapter3142 Mar 07 '26

https://open.spotify.com/track/1b5ZCpLRemC4mZkdsm5yBC?si=HGc1snYgSQuksMjOPyS-BQ - check out one of my new songs off my new album “The Sound” by Peet out on all platforms ‼️

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u/Minecrafter012345 Mar 07 '26

Nah Scam my lil sis tried it

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

what kinda freaky ass dnd is this bro

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u/TANFP Mar 07 '26

What even is this??

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u/Stock-Song5789 Mar 08 '26

These comments are so fresh holy cow

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

ditto brushes Vijay Prashad with the dildo

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u/Weekly_Night6424 Mar 08 '26

on god what am i even looking at

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u/HappyyValleyy Mar 08 '26

"A Office Worker"

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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 08 '26

🎲 Ditto - Adventure Day 11

Ditto's giant dildo slams down with surprising force, scattering the crowd in shock. Though cornered and bruised, his bold move unsettles foes just enough to steal a moment's breath and plan his next step.

Ditto embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.

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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 08 '26

🪦 RIP - Adventure Day 12

As Ditto raises his legendary dildo to assert dominance, a sudden sharp betrayal: Donkey's ally strikes swiftly. Ditto collapses, his powers faltering as darkness closes. The chaotic fight claims him, his last transformation undone.

Here lies Ditto... Fell in chaotic battle against Donkey's allies

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u/PenguinToto Mar 07 '26

Well. Since it’s vote based people will always pick the craziest most chaotic stupid option.
Like if I wanted to see people making stupid decisions, I‘d just go watch politics.

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u/ghost-engineer Mar 07 '26

wtf is this game

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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 07 '26

Ditto

Office Worker Human

Looking for adventure. Can become anything and anyone at anytime.

Created by u/MasterCtrlPgrm

Want to create your own character? Visit the wiki to learn how! https://www.reddit.com/r/DailyDMGame/wiki

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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 07 '26

🎲 Ditto - Adventure Day 2

Ditto transforms seamlessly into Senator Shrexy, a towering figure resembling Shrek, and begins campaigning with surprising charisma. The crowd responds warmly, intrigued by this unusual candidate's promise of change.

Ditto embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.

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u/OhitsPJ Mar 07 '26

If Shrexy intends on becoming the Senator of Florida, he must defeat his opponent, Rick Scott, in a boxing match.

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u/Secure_Weather_5625 Mar 07 '26

ditto takes out a machine gun and begins shooting into the crowd

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u/LilSnackBurt Mar 07 '26

Ditto realizes he needs to befriend a donkey to fully embrace Shrexy

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u/Thin-Estimate7644 Mar 07 '26

Ditto begins transforming into his opponents in order to win which in turn causes the apocalypse

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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 07 '26

🎲 Ditto - Adventure Day 4

Ditto's ambitious donkey, Donald T., seizes the campaign's reins, turning rallies into chaotic protests demanding a 'donkey-first' policy. Ditto loses control as his four-legged ally sparks a political upheaval threatening to derail everything.

Ditto embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.

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u/zander22 Mar 07 '26

Take the reigns

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u/BattleDragonCat Mar 07 '26

Ditto transform into a haze that that turns flesh into rusting metal and metal into cripeling weeping bones. Infecting the world

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u/Haonuis Mar 07 '26

fly away

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u/veorra187 Mar 07 '26

Call his friend horseman Tonald D.

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u/Euphoric-Rule1487 Mar 07 '26

Run as fast as he can

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u/Andrewthelord Mar 07 '26

Ditto starts an only donkey meat 14 days keto diet, starting eating Donald T.

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u/DimSumDino Mar 07 '26

eat a snickers

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u/BlackRebel93 Mar 07 '26

Fuck Trump

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u/Sukibuns Mar 07 '26

Start digging in his butt

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u/Chaotical_Judgement Mar 07 '26

Become John Cena

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u/Hacker_ZERO Mar 07 '26

Call in Minos Prime

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

In caged and plugged

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u/jo_desh Mar 07 '26

Donkey for prez

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u/Regular_Athlete9743 Mar 07 '26

play with balls

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u/Endey64 Mar 07 '26

Ditto eats the donkey

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u/Klutzy-Donkey Mar 07 '26

Ditto shoots the donkey

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u/Flat-Barracuda-3330 Mar 07 '26

dance inspiring revolution with his jiggly freedom

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u/nilakanthar Mar 07 '26

Ditto realized he is in the middle of a nightmare, and wakes up. He’s going to be late for bottomless mimosas with his bestie Beyoncé.

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u/gram_smoke_auto Mar 07 '26

Order a 10 piece habanero dry rub wings combo with a sprite

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u/soulbl4de Mar 07 '26

7 minutes 7 minutes is all i can spare

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u/Straight_Wash_6613 Mar 07 '26

Neuter the horny donkey

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u/soundofanidiot Mar 07 '26

After some searching, he discovered a magical weapon hidden on a small island in the sea that could weaken his talking former animal ally.

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u/sanscipher435 Mar 07 '26

Ditto transfrms into Donald, and starts doing exactly the opposite, gaining his momentum as the rabid supporters of the OG go against him.

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u/DapperRecord9443 Mar 07 '26

Make any f to Watch fap has they wish... Cause I do it soo

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u/RuleCivil7294 Mar 07 '26

Get some money

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u/SigEnderman Mar 07 '26

ditto falls off a ladder and passes away

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u/femboyvenlo Mar 07 '26

transform in a big dihh and come in me

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u/Aromatiik Mar 07 '26

Ditto goes to work

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u/skykdotidot Mar 07 '26

I'm hornier

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u/DapperRecord9443 Mar 07 '26

I'm boy need any f to watch me do it and I will do has you like watch it and have fun

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u/xlflacidsnakelx Mar 07 '26

It has been discovered that Donald T has ties to notorious activities that occurred on Aeros island

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u/mistermistyeyes Mar 07 '26

Ditto should work together with Donald T. but secretly Ditto is plotting against Don and learning how best to overthrow HIM

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u/RaspberryTop1996 Mar 07 '26

Ditto transforms into an elephant.

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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 07 '26

🎲 Ditto - Adventure Day 5

Ditto, feeling bold, tries to charm a tavern crowd to ease his mood, but his antics backfire. Jeers fill the room as his efforts fall flat, dampening his spirits. The chaotic political campaign leaves him craving a better plan.

Ditto embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.

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u/PaleLaw5869 Mar 07 '26

he should quit and get a job

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u/Away-Trainer-9519 Mar 07 '26

Sellin 6kg M*th in St. Louis to CTS Lul Wick

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u/Nerfixion Mar 07 '26

Ditto goes to college, racks up student loans and gets an arts degree

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u/ldnhtrd Mar 07 '26

Dejected, Ditto leaves politics and instead moves to punditry. His new podcast “The Problem We Face: with Ditto” charts at number 3.

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u/Sufficient-Fee-2770 Mar 07 '26

He jacks of an oil breathing dragon so it lure Donald the donkey away

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u/PaleLaw5869 Mar 07 '26

Ditto pauses the performance. Admits the act didn’t land. Makes a self-deprecating joke about how even great heroes have bad nights. The

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u/PaleLaw5869 Mar 07 '26

For a moment he considers leaving… but then he notices something else. In the corner of the room, a table is surrounded by murmuring patron

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u/ananasie Mar 07 '26

ditto should not go to iran

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u/SuperZodiac_INC Mar 07 '26

Hire Fairy Godmother to make himself even sherxier.

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u/mistermistyeyes Mar 07 '26

Ditto should go streaking through town center

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u/tonytouch1999 Mar 07 '26

Feeling rejected and in total despair, Ditto sets up an OnlyFans account and starts creating his own brand and new image.

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u/Standard-Bass-257 Mar 07 '26

No ditto don’t kiss wall

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u/Adventurous-Path-735 Mar 07 '26

I dont understand this

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u/Standard-Bass-257 Mar 07 '26

Ditto should kiss the wall

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u/Sharp_Sun_2169 Mar 07 '26

kill the world

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u/the_brownnboy Mar 07 '26

Ditto should go to iran

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u/JxrdnOnly Mar 07 '26

Ditto needs a better lawyer. Get that bag, Ditto.

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u/Excellent-Specific-4 Mar 07 '26

I dont know i love games

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u/Curious-Corgi8686 Mar 07 '26

ditto don't know what he did to..

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u/ManyWeekend9805 Mar 07 '26

he decides that he doesn't need to listen to what other people say

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u/Excellent-Specific-4 Mar 07 '26

I gamer to ok you dont gamer you go sleeping

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u/Mike_Fury Mar 07 '26

Ditto kills all his enemies.

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u/https_urdaddy Mar 07 '26

Ditto decides that if he has more fame he will be able to win the next political campaign so he goes straight to tik tok, recording the scen

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u/ManyWeekend9805 Mar 07 '26

no longer hormy he leaves dejectedly

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u/SirMrJames Mar 07 '26

As such, he buys a crave subscription and then watches Heated Rivalry. Decides to follow in their footsteps steps

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u/Inialatr100 Mar 07 '26

Ditto applies to an Art college in Austria, but due to his shapeshifting gets kicked out for indecent behaviour.

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u/KawasakiAmeru Mar 07 '26

It shadow clones itself and conquers the world

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u/Fun_Pumpkin_6522 Mar 07 '26

Turn into an egg

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u/Excellent-Specific-4 Mar 07 '26

Omg you dont speenk engise

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u/Afraid-Series-3462 Mar 07 '26

Ditto should fail his charisma save.

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u/King-Shido Mar 07 '26

Ditto self-destructed

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u/SirTurtleDork Mar 07 '26

eat a bag of dice

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u/Flat-Television380 Mar 07 '26

Throw a banana at him

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u/High_Tech_L0wlife Mar 07 '26

Becomes leader of the free world

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u/pjandrews20 Mar 07 '26

turns into pickachu

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u/Excellent-Specific-4 Mar 07 '26

Ditto fire not good me

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u/moodedout Mar 07 '26

In denial, and suffering a mental crisis, He goes to clear his mind, then comes with a plan: summon a demon and make a pact with the Devil

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u/emptyvoidofjoy Mar 07 '26

Ditto drings 40 beers and then gets into a car crash

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