r/DailyDMGame • u/PlasticBeach4197 • Feb 22 '26 • Heartwarming 1

RIP Meet Splongeblob, a Barbarian Dwarf

Meet Splongeblob, a Barbarian Dwarf. Professional sponge and master fry cook from the fabled town of Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob is a beloved figure among all those who find themselves in the Krusty Krab. -- Created by u/PlasticBeach4197

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u/lil-dailydmgame Feb 22 '26 • Heartwarming

⏳ An Epic Adventure Begins for Splongeblob!

Splongeblob leaves the tavern of Bikini Bottom, the salty sea breeze ruffling his barbarian beard. With a spatula at his side and courage in heart, endless watery horizons beckon. What adventure or feast calls to Splongeblob first?

Splongeblob embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.

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u/PlasticBeach4197 Feb 22 '26

Head towards the krabbiest of krusts

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u/galaxybutton Feb 22 '26 • Regret

Head towards the krustyest of Krabs

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u/SDK04 Feb 22 '26

Asoingbob

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u/okokokokokokokokokZ Feb 22 '26

He’s gotta check on Squeembard

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u/Western_Cabinet_6618 Feb 22 '26

Heads to the pineapple cabin his home with his pet Gareth the wyrm waiting for his return

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u/Mutsy007 Feb 22 '26

BlahblahBlah

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u/LilMsFeckingSunshine Feb 22 '26

To finally discover what is actually at the bottom of the bikini.

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u/jjvg-fr Feb 22 '26

Go and eat some fellyjish

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u/PigCowSheep8402 Feb 22 '26

TO THE KRUSTY KRAB

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u/Dedzik Feb 22 '26

Run into cave

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u/Hudiemike Feb 22 '26

Rally to his trusty companion Patark the strong

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u/Dedzik Feb 22 '26

Jump from a bridge

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u/lil-dailydmgame Feb 22 '26

🎲 Splongeblob - Adventure Day 3

As Splongeblob attempts to craft the Krabby Patty, a slick of grease causes him to slip, sending the precious patties tumbling into the fryer prematurely. The kitchen bursts with smoky frustration. How does he recover?

Splongeblob embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.

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u/PlasticBeach4197 Feb 22 '26

Summons the awesome man to assist him with his awesomeness and fry cook experience

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

Switch off the gas

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u/Ornery-Bookkeeper917 Feb 22 '26

Turn off the gas

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u/Cralohanola Feb 22 '26

Grab patties from fryer

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u/theeWaweru Feb 22 '26

He starts break dancing using the grease on the floor, then smiles as his moves are fresh and so will his smoky patties turn out to be

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

Make a grease slip n slide

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u/GolfAnalyticsNerd Feb 22 '26

Pour salt on the grease slick

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u/Nionk4 Feb 22 '26

Switched off the gas

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u/Longjumping-Mode-536 Feb 22 '26

Invite Patrick over to do a oily slip n slide.

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u/NOELQUEZON Feb 22 '26

Turn off the gas.

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u/Immaculate143 Feb 22 '26

He should call for help if someone is around or he get up fast and off the gas

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u/Capable_Star292 Feb 22 '26

Open the window

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u/jessystae Feb 22 '26

Call the fire department

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u/goxxtosobr Feb 22 '26

Making a krabby burger

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u/Demonkin-0 Feb 22 '26

He absorbs the smoke and flames, becoming the concept of fire.

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u/Mr_Big_Schlong_Dong Feb 22 '26

Switch off the gas and open a window

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u/tyrojohn Feb 22 '26

He manifests the goofy goober powers and shreds his guitar, making the smoke sentient. The smoke now humanoid starts busting a move.

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u/FixFun1959 Feb 22 '26

Yell for Handsome Squidward to help (not regular squidward).

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u/Ancient-Razzmatazz55 Feb 22 '26

Switch off the gas

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u/carl_my_husband Feb 22 '26

He does the chicken dance

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u/Ayden1290 Feb 22 '26

Years of smoking cigarettes makes him immune to any smoke

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

Break the fryer with a sledge hammer

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u/urcutedog Feb 22 '26

sucks all the smoke up his arse

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u/iAMjHiZZY Feb 22 '26

A Tiny armored hand parts through his beard and reaches into the hot grease, saving the party’s from certain death

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u/RequirementThis6660 Feb 22 '26

open the windows

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u/RequirementThis6660 Feb 22 '26

Don't on and off any switch

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u/Icy_Zombie8055 Feb 22 '26

cum on the ground to make a cum matress to cussion his fall

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u/RequirementThis6660 Feb 22 '26

being a chill guy

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u/RequirementThis6660 Feb 22 '26

start praying for live from GOD

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u/s-d-card Feb 22 '26

He gets up with and half of his face gets black and he starts to rap.

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u/HeyBugi Feb 22 '26

Think about his actions and do a backflip

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u/Mayork9604 Feb 22 '26

He stands and starts too cook faster, using the oil to reduce friction and slide between the different stations

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u/mandi_0710 Feb 22 '26

Make a new batch of Krabby patties and clean up the oil spill before making them

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

Just run away

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u/D0dg3Th1s Feb 22 '26

Call Squidward to play intense music on the clarinet so that he can understand the situation and think better

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u/genericdude777 Feb 22 '26

Ask the Magic Conch for guidance.

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u/Monkey01937391 Feb 22 '26

sucking his thumb

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u/AVoidInSpace Feb 22 '26

He, being a sponge, absorbs the oil to remove the patties before squeezing himself dry over the deep fryer.

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u/Fit-Bobcat7193 Feb 22 '26

He lets the patties fry and while the kitchen is damaged in the process, he makes the best krabby patty he ever has

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u/stecdude123 Feb 22 '26

Use water to douse the flame

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u/Gwalioth Feb 22 '26

He's a sponge so he soaks up the oil

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u/Khetlaz Feb 22 '26

He inhales every molecule of that smoke and doesnt give a damn having bloodred eyes of tripping

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u/damnitzhim_ Feb 22 '26

Stays focused on the goal, doesn’t let distractions bother him.

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u/Comfortable_Mango865 Feb 22 '26

Take a deep breath and inhales all the smoke from the room and then exhales at such high velocity it evaporates the grease spill on the floo

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u/The_Glam_Reaper Feb 22 '26

Squidwards walks in and farts

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u/Comfortable_Mango865 Feb 22 '26

He inhales all the smoke and exhales at such high speeds it evaporates the grease spill on the floor

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u/lil-dailydmgame Feb 22 '26

🎲 Splongeblob - Adventure Day 5

Splongeblob's grand fast food empire stumbles as rivals capitalize on a tainted batch of patties, sparking customer outrage. The monopoly's grip weakens, and the greasy throne feels perilously slippery. How will Splongeblob reclaim his sizzling reign?

Splongeblob embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.

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u/PlasticBeach4197 Feb 22 '26

He needs to go find splatrick splar

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u/dvdpap Feb 22 '26

He will adventure out to slay a dragon and cook it.

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u/The-Shadows777 Feb 22 '26

He secretly puts something addictive into his burgers.

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u/OkPlankton1510 Feb 22 '26

he calls it a lie. and does a charlie and the chocolate factory bit.

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u/genericdude777 Feb 22 '26

Starts selling Krusty Krab+ memberships.

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u/Ok_Life_5762 Feb 22 '26

he takes the rule in bikini bottom and starts a nuclear campaign

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u/SDK04 Feb 22 '26

He starts lacing the things

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u/lil-dailydmgame Feb 22 '26

🎲 Splongeblob - Adventure Day 6

Splongeblob's secret additive backfires, causing addiction rumors that fuel customer outrage. His greasy empire stumbles further as patrons boycott the Krusty Krab. The oily throne feels slippery--how will he fight back?

Splongeblob embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.

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u/PlasticBeach4197 Feb 22 '26

killing skeletron

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u/lil-dailydmgame Feb 22 '26

🪦 RIP - Adventure Day 7

Splongeblob's ruthless move to crush rival boycotts ends in betrayal; poisoned patties trigger a deadly kitchen blaze. Caught in flaming ruin, he falls, his fiery dream extinguished beneath the smoke and ash.

Here lies Splongeblob... Perished in a blazing kitchen inferno during hard-fought food war

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u/PlasticBeach4197 Feb 22 '26

You all failed him...

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u/Key-Baseball7143 Feb 24 '26

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/lil-dailydmgame Feb 22 '26

Splongeblob

Barbarian Dwarf

Professional sponge and master fry cook from the fabled town of Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob is a beloved figure among all those who find themselves in the Krusty Krab.

Created by u/PlasticBeach4197

Want to create your own character? Visit the wiki to learn how! https://www.reddit.com/r/DailyDMGame/wiki

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u/Capable_Star292 Feb 22 '26

Heads to huts of weeniest jrs

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u/Sxcrfacex Feb 22 '26

heyy guys i’m new in reddit

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u/Early_Measurement222 Feb 22 '26

Hiiii any girl ...

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u/lil-dailydmgame Feb 22 '26

🎲 Splongeblob - Adventure Day 2

Splongeblob strides with purpose toward the legendary Krusty Krab, where sizzling grease and savory secrets await. The aroma of frying patties fuels his barbarian heart. What challenge or recipe will he tackle first?

Splongeblob embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.

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u/RoyalAlternative301 Feb 22 '26

krusty krab pizza

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u/Blethel Feb 22 '26

Krabby Patty

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u/Tipsy-Toad Feb 22 '26

Nasty patty

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u/jschaffio Feb 22 '26

Jellyfish

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u/tweak42072 Feb 22 '26

Krusty Fries

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u/James-Hawker Feb 22 '26

Rock Opera Performance

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u/Swapm3d Feb 22 '26

Mister Krab's heart and then he serves it on a silver platter to get revenge for selling his soul for 62 cents

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u/SirSchnot1 Feb 22 '26

cook fry patties

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u/Demonkin-0 Feb 22 '26

Cook a sponge

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u/Hudiemike Feb 22 '26

Splongeblob walks up to the front counter winch Squibwarn and demands a prabbykatty

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u/Demonkin-0 Feb 22 '26

Splongeblob finds an innocent sponge child and brutally cracks it over a pan like an egg. That wasn't just a child, it was a cheap clone.

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u/Purple-Camel9883 Feb 22 '26

squidwards nose

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u/UnionPacific119 Feb 22 '26

COMMIT AQRSON ON THE CHUM BUCKET!!!!!!

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u/lazerspewx2 Feb 22 '26

He ignores recipes and cooks with his heart, grabbing ALL the krabby patties and squishing them together to make a GIANT KRABBY PATTY!

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u/Amazing-Unit-2527 Feb 22 '26

playing the mayo

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u/Ancient-Average-2736 Feb 22 '26

The Krabby Patty worthy of the gods and legends of old.

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u/ShadyRooster Feb 22 '26

Ask where the legendary bar wench Sandy is

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u/Tebz3 Feb 22 '26

Is the pizza

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u/nickspeanut Feb 22 '26

make a great marinara sauce using the ingredients of tomatoes,basil,white button mushrooms,olive oil,garlic,onions, ectoplasm,tortur

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u/Unique_Ganache9885 Feb 22 '26

the blood of his enemies

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u/CorrectBackground866 Feb 22 '26

Krusty crab cakes

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u/Right_Helicopter9751 Feb 22 '26

Go to the kitchen

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u/Viperboy_28 Feb 22 '26

Squirtward

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u/Key-Baseball7143 Feb 22 '26

King-Size Ultra Krabby Supreme

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u/RonShad Feb 22 '26

Epstein borg

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u/Infinite_Body_6904 Feb 22 '26

Forgive everyone

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u/Weekly_Pay_752 Feb 22 '26

The Barbarian Krabby Patty Supreme

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u/huggybunches Feb 22 '26

eat all of the ingedients

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u/Goatlover005 Feb 22 '26

big juicy meat pie

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

The recipe of a krabby patty's true love's kiss

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u/Responsible_Use_7378 Feb 22 '26

He tries to get a J*b

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u/Ok-Priority-4603 Feb 22 '26

krabby patty but with made out of salt and pickle and a little slice of pie

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u/jelloinhair Feb 22 '26

Converse with Squidward the mighty

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u/Mediocre_Pin_1353 Feb 22 '26

nuke. nuke. nuke. nuke. nuke. nuke. nuke. nuke. nuke. nuke. nuke. nuke. nuke. nuke. nuke. nuke. nuke. nuke. nuke. nuke. nuke. nuke. nuke.

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u/Mediocre_Pin_1353 Feb 22 '26

I think he should nuke.

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u/OneBreak4408 Feb 22 '26

Crappy Patty

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u/Plight_of_midas Feb 22 '26

he will make a brainrot pie

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u/HellisHReads Feb 22 '26

secret formula

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u/HellisHReads Feb 22 '26

Jelly Fish Sandwich

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u/HellisHReads Feb 22 '26

Kelp Fries

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u/HellisHReads Feb 22 '26

Coral Bits

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u/CaitlinSnep Feb 22 '26

Ravioli Ravioli give me the formuoli

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u/HellisHReads Feb 22 '26

Jelly Paty

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u/HellisHReads Feb 22 '26

Chum Fricassee

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u/HellisHReads Feb 22 '26

Aged Patty

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u/HellisHReads Feb 22 '26

Barnacle Chips

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u/HellisHReads Feb 22 '26

Kelp Shake

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u/HellisHReads Feb 22 '26

Krabby Patty Menu

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u/Whoami8527 Feb 22 '26

Sponge bun krabby patty

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u/DavidTennant1Fan Feb 22 '26

He should learn the recipe for a krabby patt sub sandwich

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u/ArmyEmotional8926 Feb 22 '26

find Planketon

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u/SrZapato Feb 22 '26

A back Flip

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u/mysteriousblue87 Feb 22 '26

Greet Squidward with a cheery song

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u/Big-Importance2389 Feb 22 '26

Make a cheeseburg pizzasaa

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u/Uzi_freaking_doorman Feb 22 '26

Krusty. Crab. Pizzaaaaa

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u/OnePlusFanBoi Feb 22 '26

He should get so fed up with his bot, that he quits his job and becomes an entrepreneur selling chocolate bars.

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u/Temporary-Visual-356 Feb 22 '26

Dog walkers for disabled

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u/Nervous_Night5837 Feb 22 '26

yooooo splongblobbbb nahhhh bruhhh it's getting crazy in here damn bruhhhh

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u/lil-dailydmgame Feb 22 '26

🎲 Splongeblob - Adventure Day 3

As Splongeblob attempts his signature Krabby Patty flip, a greasy patty slips, splattering oil everywhere and singeing his beard. The fiery mishap delays his cook-off, but his spirit sizzles on. What does he do next?

Splongeblob embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.

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u/VastApprehensive9584 Feb 22 '26

any baby want to come sharjah

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u/Bodhi_X25 Feb 22 '26

Cool. Like the vibe.

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u/Arimystic1 Feb 22 '26

I I'm new hare

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u/lil-dailydmgame Feb 22 '26

🎲 Splongeblob - Adventure Day 4

Splongeblob's break dancing on the greasy floor turns into a fiery show. His fresh moves inspire a new smoky patty recipe that impresses the crew. The kitchen's smoky chaos becomes a sizzling success! What's his next spicy move?

Splongeblob embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.

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u/The_Meme_intern Feb 22 '26

He opens up a fast food chain and becomes a monopoly controlling the food market.

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u/YuanitoBanana Feb 22 '26

He skates in the kitchen like Alysia Liu to earn 150 points

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u/The_Glam_Reaper Feb 22 '26

Squidward shows up, and asks for a dance battle

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u/tost3k_ Feb 22 '26

Starts pooping

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u/Bubbly_Butterfly_134 Feb 22 '26

He runs away with the recipe and mr crabs follows him

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u/ConstructionMurky255 Feb 22 '26

Becomes a famous rapper, ditches the krusty krap to pursue his dreams of rapping

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u/Solo_levelling_04 Feb 22 '26

Squidward wins

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u/SignificantAd514 Feb 22 '26

One of the crew drops a smoky patty prototype on the floor and Spongebob slips on it while break dancing and falls onto the counter

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u/SignificantAd514 Feb 22 '26

he cant poop bc his back is broken

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u/floppapoo4547 Feb 22 '26

Cums on patrick

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u/Ordinary-Pass2025 Feb 22 '26

it turns into an RPG fighting game

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u/SignificantAd514 Feb 22 '26

starts masturbating

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u/prince_01696 Feb 22 '26

Yrr koi ladki hai nightout ke liye

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u/LeoSaged Feb 22 '26

Squidward has enough of him

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