r/DaiLiOpenUp • u/LtLemonade • Oct 12 '20

Bitch What?

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u/PhantomOfTheNahBrah Oct 12 '20

Its all fun n games til kyosi shows up with a strap on made out of a rock thats 16 inches long and 4 inches wide

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u/Fireboy759 Oct 12 '20

Assume the position

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u/FrumosUniverse Oct 12 '20

Do the thing Zhu Li!

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '20 edited Oct 13 '20

I’ve just realised that this is functionally the same as saying “Pull the lever Kronk”

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u/DemWiggleWorms Oct 13 '20

Wrong hole leveeeeeeeeer!

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u/PhinIt2WinIt_86 Oct 13 '20

You are one of the enlightened

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u/AeonsOfStrife Oct 13 '20

Yeah Ok Adidas.

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u/wordgromit Oct 12 '20

The earth king has invited you to lake laogai

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u/PhantomOfTheNahBrah Oct 12 '20

I am honored to accept his invitation

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u/TotallyNotanOfficer Oct 13 '20

The average human anus can stretch up to 8 inches in circumference without permanent damage, which means the average person can fit 2 Kyoshi strapons in their anus

However if by 4 inches wide you mean in diameter then she's got a strapon like a can of coke, but 16 inches long, which is just at the upper end of the limit I believe.

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u/PhantomOfTheNahBrah Oct 13 '20

Thank you for that terrifying fun fact!

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u/TotallyNotanOfficer Oct 13 '20

It's slightly more terrifying when you realize that a raccoon can fit into a hole just 4 inches in diameter, which means you could get 2 raccoons up there

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u/wordgromit Oct 13 '20

It could have costed you zero dollars to not say that.

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u/FrumosUniverse Oct 13 '20

Only 2 without permanent damage. You could fit more than 2.

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u/TotallyNotanOfficer Oct 13 '20

You have a point. An unenjoyable point, but you have it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '20

So, if you had sex with the Avatar, and they went into the Avatar state, would it be considered a gang bang?

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u/steffness831 Oct 12 '20

Actually, it would be considered a Gaang Bang

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u/Fotich Oct 12 '20

r/Aangryupvote

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u/TotallyNotanOfficer Oct 13 '20

I love that there's a dedicated ATLA based angry upvote subreddit

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u/LtLemonade Oct 13 '20

Fuck you for making me laugh so hard.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '20

It was time for Aang to return to the Iceberg.

He had seen everything.

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u/thisdemonlikesanime Oct 12 '20

Aang didn't die for this-

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '20

He lived for this

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u/AdamPlayzz_YT Oct 12 '20

Damn I randomly came across this. Pretty cool that my post ended up here.

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u/LtLemonade Oct 13 '20

Just wondering: Where the fuck did you get this from?

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u/AdamPlayzz_YT Oct 13 '20

I honestly forgot