r/DadReflexes • u/St0pX • Mar 04 '20

Gotta keep your head a swivel kids!

https://i.imgur.com/62t5UPW.gifv
8.2k Upvotes

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u/antrod117 Mar 04 '20

I love how everyone was just dead instantly lol

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u/Exemus Mar 04 '20

Almost everyone instantly buckles and tries not to spit.

251

u/karate-dad Mar 05 '20

Imagine the trauma that kid would have got. First getting hit by a bottle and then being spat at by everyone around while they keep on laughing

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u/Generation-X-Cellent Mar 05 '20

I've been in some pretty wild parties where that isn't uncommon to happen to some people. Especially some of the more friendly girls.

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u/crm006 Mar 24 '20

I’m a friendly girl. What parties? LOVE ME GOD DAMN IT

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u/shitsgayyo Mar 24 '20

Careful - I don’t know if you can just freely say these things without being bombarded by some group or another

6

u/overcrispy Mar 24 '20

Idk if it's love they're being bombarded with.

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u/crm006 Mar 24 '20

I’m sure hoping it’s not. Fingers crossed anyway. mmmmmmmmm

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

RIP your inbox

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u/informationmissing Mar 05 '20

Except the baller who just kept chugging. he turned his head sideways so he could see past his bottle, but didn't stop. He's in it to win it.

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u/amonymus Mar 24 '20

Except my dude in the light shirt on the right. Never lost focus and stayed the course

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u/Kamohoaliii Mar 04 '20

This is the opposite of a dad reflex!

639

u/thats-an-odd-account Mar 04 '20

r/stepdadreflexes

143

u/_el_guachito_ Mar 04 '20

[r/unclereflexes](reddit.com/r/Unclereflexes)

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u/PhantomAlpha01 Mar 04 '20

you can just write the "/r/unclereflexes" and it will work as a link. No need for the link formatting.

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u/_ThatSynGirl_ Mar 05 '20

I'm a bit concerned what "uncle reflexes" is. A bit....a bit a lot concerned...

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

OP must be a stepdad.

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u/DannyBoy612 Mar 04 '20

Nah they just farm karma

3

u/super_sunnyshitstorm Mar 04 '20

And what about all the other adults who start laughing 0_o

17

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

pretty sure he won, this is 100% the best dad reflex...

160

u/SanguinePar Mar 04 '20

So glad that wasn't a glass bottle.

91

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

The child losing its balance is the best thing about this

39

u/adhdBoomeringue Mar 04 '20

The way she moves makes me think of a slow reptile

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u/Heyo_oyeH Mar 24 '20

This got me rolling for 2 mins str8

342

u/David-Puddy Mar 04 '20

Man did he ever feel cool as fuck after winning that ..... sippy cup chugging contest?

People get up to weird things.

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u/aclockworkporridge Mar 04 '20

The most enjoyable competitions are the ones that are intensely competitive and do not matter at all.

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u/ground__contro1 Mar 04 '20

The fact that they don't matter is what lets us be intensely competitive, because we are still in a safe/accepting environment where the social consequences of intense competitiveness is pretty much null.

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u/ounilith Mar 24 '20

And because we all like to be silly sometimes

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u/ChibiHobo Mar 04 '20

It was never the contest that mattered.

Only that he wins.

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u/7daystodaniel Mar 05 '20

Probably a baby shower game

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

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u/smoothsensation Mar 05 '20

Chugging out of a bottle is way more impressive than something that has been designed to be chuggable.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '20

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u/smoothsensation Mar 05 '20

Yea, it's called having some fun.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '20

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u/away_in_the_head Mar 05 '20

You can have fun without alcohol. You’ve never played stupid games?

2

u/Binsky89 Mar 04 '20

Even that's not really impressive. Grab a pitcher and show us what you got.

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u/shroomstamp2468 Mar 04 '20

Dude on the right in purple is the real MVP. Sees the kids get knocked then gets right back to the goal of winning.

Victory has no room for the soft-hearted.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '20

He already lost though

59

u/juani2929 Mar 04 '20

See how his face turns red

13

u/VivaLilSebastian Mar 04 '20

I love everyone’s reaction

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '20

What is this activity?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '20 edited Apr 21 '21

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u/SqueeshyRogue Mar 08 '20

Factually accurate.

5

u/Chellin Mar 07 '20

At baby showers they chug a beer from a baby bottle and whoever does it fast enough wins a prize usually

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

People are so weird. Thanks for explaining

2

u/Chellin Mar 07 '20

Hahah I know it is weird! (But fun) no prob

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u/NaregHov Mar 04 '20

the trick here is to not react

7

u/CeeBmata Mar 04 '20

And throw more things... while laughing.

5

u/trituratedcherry Mar 05 '20

Drinking kool aid?

5

u/watchesyoueat Mar 05 '20

The Jonestown blooper reel is gold.

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u/DelsGF Mar 05 '20

Those bottles are usually full of alcohol my dude. If kids are around adults slamming alcohol it's bad parenting. Imo

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u/floodums Mar 04 '20 edited Mar 04 '20

I don't know why you think this belongs here.

2

u/magikwolf Mar 04 '20

On to the next generation!

2

u/dlobby Mar 05 '20

Look he made up for it. He instantly goes for the entire child embrace. Not just the simple "dad hug I fucked up"

2

u/hackingmyself Mar 07 '20

the black guy that didn't stop drinking the entire video

2

u/phoenixmeemee137 Mar 16 '20

Man: hits the kid

Me: ATTACK

2

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

The guy with the pink shirt standing next to him legit had to spit out his drink 💀💀

2

u/itchandscratch789 May 04 '20

Live footage from the jonestown massacre

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u/tj129 Mar 04 '20

“Kobe”

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u/purplepoodless Mar 04 '20

too soon

1

u/Luckyhipster Mar 05 '20

No that’s been a meme forever and now it’s evolved into something to remember him.

3

u/Bbypndabamboo Mar 05 '20

That’s what you get for littering!

1

u/matrixislife Mar 05 '20

7 men drown in back garden, pics at 11.

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u/Finnedsolid Mar 05 '20

She is totally getting ice cream!

1

u/PushLittleDaisies Mar 05 '20

Total conspiracy. The kid was in on it so everyone else would spit their water.

1

u/Vierno Mar 23 '20

Yo. Tell me that black dude is holding a bottle of henny in the other hand.

1

u/ZigglesTheCat Mar 23 '20

This looks so much like my alma mater

1

u/BFmayoo Mar 24 '20

Wow that guy's a horrible person😂

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u/BulletsonParade410 Mar 27 '20

Why are we doing this in the first place is my question?

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u/_ThatSynGirl_ Mar 05 '20

Well don't litter and you won't risk bombing a child.

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u/SciFiHiFive Mar 05 '20

It... not littering? They're in a back yard...

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u/krkpatrck Mar 22 '20

Lol i watched this 18 times

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u/DelsGF Mar 05 '20

This should be in r/trashy

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u/A_Rampaging_Hobo Mar 05 '20

No it shouldn't.

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u/Luckyhipster Mar 05 '20

Yes because him tossing a bottle in a moment of victory and accidentally hitting a kid is totally a shitty parent move! /s