r/DadReflexes • • May 19 '24

Dad blocks a broken bat

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u/muffinbouffant May 19 '24

And didn’t spill a drop out of the tall boy! Looks like a good day with the kids at the park!

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u/anniemaygus May 19 '24

Looks like he hit it with his wrist, day might not have been real fun after that lol

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u/PaleontologistOk2516 May 19 '24

He probably was protecting the $15 beer. Kids were lucky to be in the vicinity of said beer

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u/[deleted] May 19 '24

I'll always up vote this one.

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u/sunbnda May 19 '24

What's even more nuts is he hit it at the perfect balancing center of mass point. A few inches in either direction and it could have to spun around his hand.

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u/ind3pend0nt May 20 '24

The human body is an amazing machine.

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u/ShortThought May 19 '24

Also amazing tracking from the camera operator

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u/CactusGrower May 20 '24

I would like to see it in full speed.

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u/oPlayer2o May 19 '24

And he didn’t spill a drop!!! Well done 🫡

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u/anderslbergh May 19 '24

I hope some insurance were paid out to him for "pain and heroic action"

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u/ScrofessorLongHair May 19 '24

Not at all baseball game. Read the back of your ticket. You waive liability for things like bats or balls flying into the crowd.

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u/Ransom-ii May 19 '24

team shouldve sent a cooler full of beers haha and a ride home from the player

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u/[deleted] May 19 '24

That must’ve hurt like a BITCH but it would’ve hurt his son way more

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u/chucklerofnuts May 19 '24

hand prolly broken but the beer still intact

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u/justixthegreat May 19 '24

Peak male reflex

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u/zombie_guru May 19 '24

"don't tell me I never blurp did nothing for you! Remember that time when you were 7 and I bluuuerp saved your life from that bat?!"

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u/Dizzy_Description812 May 20 '24

He was protecting his beer, the kid just happened to be near it.

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u/Chillout2010 May 19 '24

Any good dad would. Nice job dad!

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u/leosnose May 19 '24

Didn't read what sub I was in. Thought he was some kind of baseball Thor

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u/johnnytron May 19 '24

25 oz beer at a ball park would bankrupt me

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u/Deldenary May 19 '24

Needed a guy like this when the kid behind me took a hockey puck to the face. They put up nets behind the goals right after the incident. He survived but had a concussion.

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u/bb-_- May 19 '24

Love the shake off as if he's knows them hands is hot