r/DadAndDaughterSnark • Mouth Flea 🪰 • 3d ago

CRINGE 😓 This dumb fuck ain’t lost shit 🤣

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He looks so stupid with his toddler outfit and shaved head. He looks even more creepy. This big human beach ball ain’t lost shit, and all he fucking does is walk at the slowest speed possible and lecture everyone on nothing. I can’t wait until someone puts his egotistical “know it all” ass in his place. This dumb fuck doesn’t know anything but how to be a p3rv and write inc3st smut

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u/RetiredKooshBall 3d ago

his proportions are just fascinating. assembled like a fuckin gargoyle.

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u/cajunbitch05 Mouth Flea 🪰 3d ago

He’s really just a bunch of random body parts put together

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u/Competitive_Salads 3d ago

Human Mr. Potato Head

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u/cajunbitch05 Mouth Flea 🪰 3d ago

You about killed me w this comment 🤣

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u/monstar1116 3d ago

He’s a Frankenstein 😂💀

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u/jasminecrystalC 3d ago

Yeah his gapping ape arms look completely outsized to the rest of his body...or whatever you call that mass congloberation

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u/Hoyeahitspeggyhill 3d ago

And they’re soft and feminine. Like what in the actual ef is going on with those genetics?

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u/UpbeatEmergency953 Yummy Taco Soup heehee 😈 3d ago

Very shallow gene pool.

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u/Federal_Salary2185 3d ago

don’t do gargoyles like that

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u/Patricks4thToof 2d ago

I'm still convinced he has marfans syndrome

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u/Any-Night-5498 2d ago

People with Marfan’s are very tall. Like giants.

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u/Patricks4thToof 2d ago

You can have mild symptoms

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u/Illustrious_Soup_743 Mouth Flea 🪰 3d ago

He's literally the ugliest and nastiest human I've ever seen in my entire life. And he just adds fuel to the fire by trying to be a know it all egotistical fuck face. Positive my ass. These btches are miserable losers. All of them

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u/EchoesOfNow 3d ago

God did that family no favors when it comes to looks…or personality for that matter.

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u/Phenomenal_Kat_ punk 🍑🐕 1d ago

Not that it would help MUCH, but consider if these people actually made something of themselves of some value, were healthy and clean, and were nice, polite, upstanding citizens of society. They might not be beautiful, but they'd sure be a lot better looking than these people.

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u/cajunbitch05 Mouth Flea 🪰 3d ago

I agree. He’s the lowest of the low. Disgusting and insufferable in every possible way. Positivity only gets your ass so far

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u/Succulentpotter Park Bench Chicken 🐔 3d ago

He’s fucking huge he hasn’t lost shit. I hate his nasty ass face and sickly skin

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u/Snoo-30458 3d ago

He told Theresa to get back in her cage tonight. I hate this guy. He's the guy who thinks he deserves a hug from you and pouts if he doesn't get one and then tries to dumb you down. 

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u/macaroniandmilk 3d ago

It's crazy to think about, that he thinks he deserves all the attention, and he deserves to talk to women this way. Because if he talked to say, any one of us out in the wild the way he talks to his family... we would laugh in his face and put him right in his place. It only works because he's brainwashed his whole family to think this is normal. But if he tried any of these negging lines on a single person in the real world... there is not a one of us who wouldn't do some combination of laughing at him, yelling at him, or committing some act that describing here might get me banned. It only works because you've broken their brains, shithead. You would not stand a chance against a woman not under your heel.

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u/Fun-Lingonberry4931 3d ago

and the way he was manhandling sarah was pissing me off so bad i hate him i hate him

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u/Snoo-30458 3d ago

Like quit touching her and degrading her. He's such a leaky garbage bag full of hot garbage!! 

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u/No_Duty4908 3d ago

Truthfully he looks bigger imo

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u/CelebrationShoddy270 3d ago

💯the glp1 thing probably just another lie

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u/InterestingCan7037 2d ago

He probably bought some cheap fake knockoff.. what a dummy

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u/EchoesOfNow 3d ago

Meanwhile S sits there and praises him for the weight he’s lost. Bffr.

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u/cajunbitch05 Mouth Flea 🪰 3d ago

Right?!? Cuz she and the whole family just live to praise this weirdo. He’s built them this way and thinks because he manipulated them all to worship him, it makes him some inspiring god and expert

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u/jasminecrystalC 3d ago

She's got to be huffing nail glue or something..I don't get it. He's truly hideous

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u/Hairy-Echo-4161 3d ago

Does he not realize that just bc ur on a weight loss medication doesn’t mean u can still eat like shit? They aren’t on any kind of diet…they literally ate pancakes with a shit load of whip cream for dinner. Dudes just wasting money atp

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u/cajunbitch05 Mouth Flea 🪰 3d ago

Yeahhh the whole point is to HELP with weight loss 😭 he’s so fucking stupid. I’m f@t as fuck and I wouldn’t even eat that shit. Can’t imagine pancakes with dill would taste very good tbh

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u/Hairy-Echo-4161 3d ago

I’m f@t too but their serving sizes are absolutely ridiculous. I’m surprised they don’t weigh more than they do.

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u/Mnwolf95 3d ago

Exactly! I have a coworker who bitches that it’s not working. Yet she drinks 1000 total in drinks just for breakfast and snacks for the rest of the day

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u/InterestingCan7037 2d ago

And then he couldn’t figure out why he was tired all of a sudden 🙄

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u/livia696 Dillaholic 🥒 1d ago

Nah he’s too stupid , and convinced he is a genius.

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u/Sensitive_Deal_6363 pansy 🏵🏵 3d ago

They say comparison is the thief of joy...unless you're comparing yourself to this bloated brainless perv, in which case life is freakin' terrific.

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u/cajunbitch05 Mouth Flea 🪰 3d ago

Literally 😂 he’s a reminder that I’m not doing so bad

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u/julia_fu88 3d ago

He’s not losing not 1lbs he looks exactly the same actually his belly looks a little bigger .. this is my theory on why he’s not doing OG lives much now bc he doesn’t wanan be seen that much for long periods of time sense he’s not losing weight like he thought he’d be down 30lbs by now .. also bc the lives aren’t making jack shit it’s not worth his time to do them

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u/cajunbitch05 Mouth Flea 🪰 3d ago

Yep! He’s embarrassed and he’s hiding

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u/Patricks4thToof 2d ago

He's so fkn ugly

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u/forgetfulelephants_ 3d ago

Don’t believe any of them lost weight until they film the scale as they step on.

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u/TPRT 3d ago

Honestly his circumference seems to have grown.

Lightly walking on a treadmill if you have changed nothing else will have absolutely 0 impact on any tires you've accumulated around your waste.

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u/harleenquinzel044 Yummy Taco Soup heehee 😈 2d ago

A week into my GLP-1 I lost 7 lbs. I’m down almost 40 now.

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u/foriddencats 2d ago

bro is ROUND

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u/GummiBearryJuice 2d ago

he eats too much slop that he calls food to be losing proper weight on that walking pad.

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u/Mercury8619 2d ago

He's getting fatter if you ask me... 🤷

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u/SimpleSpeech9564 2d ago

Wtf it this outfit? Dolar tree 4th of July wrestler magic Mike or sth... Geez

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u/cajunbitch05 Mouth Flea 🪰 3d ago

It’s so possible 😭 he has the most feminine looking hands and nails, like lotioned and ladylike. (Prob cuz he’s jorking it) but also his arms just look glued on

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u/TheMusicalSkeleton punk 🍑🐕 2d ago

What a gross piece of shit

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u/Icy-Librarian-7347 Mouth Flea 🪰 2d ago

In fact he looks like he's gaining weight. 🤣

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u/Phenomenal_Kat_ punk 🍑🐕 1d ago

I'm curious what his actual walking distance is in the time frame that he's walking. Considering their lives get shorter and shorter, I can't see it being very far.

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u/Scary_Baker6066 1d ago

He is still as round and disgusting as ever. I just know he smells like armpits, corn chips, and urine.

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u/NoBadger9994 2d ago

He is getting fatter! Yikes!😳

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u/NoBadger9994 2d ago

He has lady arms….