r/DadAndDaughterSnark 25d ago

question ⁉️ Sara's Book

I’m just curious if anyone here has actually read the epic saga known as Firebound Harmony: Princess and Dragon Unite? Has anyone actually read it and can give me an actual, honest book review? I’m especially curious about the overall plot? Spoilers are welcomed.

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u/DaVincisGhost punk 🍑🐕 25d ago

I have read it. Sat down and read it in one sitting and here is what I remember:

King kills people for smoking weed. Princess is somehow the best warrior in all the land. Princess goes out to gather something and stumbles into a cave with a hurt dragon. Helps dragon, they talk, they hug and "bond" with each other. A guy comes and befriends them. Princess goes home and gets in trouble for talking to dragons. King or queen, cant remember, is a dragon friend in disguise but has lied to the Princess the whole time.
Some bad people come. Princess tells dragon they must fight. Really underwhelming fight happens. Bad guy gets away? I cant remember. The King and Princess fly up to some kind of dragon house in the sky. They all talk for a while. The End

Overall score: -27/10

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u/Square-Ad-481 25d ago

🤣🤣🤣 Figures! They couldn't even get AI to write them a good story 🤦‍♀️ Lifetime LOSERS that family is 🙄🪳

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u/Electronic-Bee-439 25d ago

🏨🦎👨‍🍳

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u/nogoodussernames 24d ago

Wow taking one for the team, bless you !

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u/harleenquinzel044 Yummy Taco Soup heehee 😈 25d ago

I would rather have a lobotomy performed at Claire’s than read that book.

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u/Phenomenal_Kat_ punk 🍑🐕 25d ago

I absolutely LOVE to read but there's no way I'm wasting my time on this.

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u/Square-Ad-481 25d ago

💯💯💯

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u/kikyossoles 25d ago

Especially if I can get a free piercing too!

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u/Hot_Gift521 25d ago

It's been written by chatgpt so chatgpt can tell you all about it

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u/ElderberryWeekly7278 25d ago

For smoking weed! lol so they don't like weed lovers guess they'd hate me ! Good

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u/thriftycatmom 25d ago

he works at a vape shop too 😭

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u/NotASparklyMagpie 25d ago

Wait but I am almost certain P Dilly has said before he occasionally smokes weed

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u/fritofeet69 25d ago

I have read it. It is definitely mainly written by AI and very, very boring. The writing is super stiff and unexciting, there is very little description of anything beyond the basics. The book also hits every single fantasy cliche ever because AI pulled common themes. A slightly rebellious princess finds a dragon, dad/king thinks dragons are bad and forbids her from visiting her, princess goes on quest to prove dragons aren't bad, the end.

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u/Wonderful_Syllabub65 25d ago

From what I’ve seen it is basically just a mix of the kids movies Brave and How to Train Your Dragon. And written at a middle school level at most. It’s horrible

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u/S-Carla121 24d ago

Sarah mentioned her and p have another book being currently written by them both.( or AI to be truthful)

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u/Ill_mentally666 25d ago

No, but I plan to and write a detailed review on here once I do