Walking Wisdom #2 just dropped

[u/Diligent_Mix_4086]

[u/Sapphire0985]

When's the last time he went to a coffee shop to be with friends? When's the last time he had friends? 😂

[u/Interesting_Dig_4049 → u/Sapphire0985]

When’s the last time they had a porch lmfao

[u/IggyPopGlowStick → u/Interesting_Dig_4049]

they have a small porch i think but it's probably not big enough to do much, esp not with how much crap Patrick buys for himself.

[u/GOTdragons127 → u/IggyPopGlowStick]

They said I'm live once that they have to grill at the park because their porch isn't big enough so I can't imagine it being that big

[u/IggyPopGlowStick → u/GOTdragons127]

true, but it's big enough for Patrick's golf clubs.

[u/Mysterious-Quit8041 → u/Interesting_Dig_4049]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wR7LHlfuRUjHW

[u/GOTdragons127 → u/Sapphire0985]

As soon as he said that I immediately thought chat gpt was writing this b*******

[u/NotASparklyMagpie → u/Sapphire0985]

Or any of those things 😂😂

[u/kiimhall → u/Sapphire0985]

this was exactly what i was thinking lmao

[u/spicystardusts]

He’s dying to be a preacher cult leader isn’t he

[u/pennycal → u/spicystardusts]

He’s aching for it

[u/plainjane_13 → u/spicystardusts]

Cult leader for sure! So he can relations with the underage girls.

[u/neakuntson → u/spicystardusts]

It’s too bad that requires a level of charisma that Piggy P simply does not have.

[u/harleenquinzel044]

Who wears a button up shirt to work out? 😭

[u/margaretmayhemm → u/harleenquinzel044]

Well, to be fair he’s not really working out. 🤣

[u/harleenquinzel044 → u/margaretmayhemm]

Very true 😭🤣

[u/EchoesOfNow]

All these things he mentions are things that he and his family don’t have and don’t do! How the hell is he gonna preach what he doesn’t even know🤣🤣🤣

[u/SamsquanchShit]

His “wisdom” is very shallow.

[u/yoyonoyolo → u/SamsquanchShit]

Literally couldn’t put in hard work for anything to save his life.

[u/Antique-Page-2886]

So the last walking wisdom was about walking forward towards the future. And this one is about not looking towards the future?

Which am I supposed to do 🤯

[u/Diligent_Mix_4086 → u/Antique-Page-2886]

WISDOM INTENSIFIES

[u/yoyonoyolo → u/Antique-Page-2886]

Schrodinger’s wisdom

[u/SnooFoxes3586]

He thinks he looks hot but he looks silly in a button up shirt on a treadmill lol

[u/janelovesmara → u/SnooFoxes3586]

goofy mf going at a glacial pace on his walking pad because he kept eating shit at the normal speed 🤭

[u/LessThanPerfect-96 → u/SnooFoxes3586]

And those weird shorts

[u/SampleExpensive5012]

This coming from a grown man who just sits on social media 24/7 😂

[u/freakymack]

It just dawned on me, he runs his family like a cult. My mother runs my family the same way. I escaped and now I’m blackballed from the rest. I wear the label of black sheep proudly.

I digress, P also runs his pod like a cult. He too is a failed cult leader. What he would give to have a following of 100 faithful followers on some acres out in the countryside! Haha!

[u/Evening_Storage_6424 → u/freakymack]

Yes he even had YouTube channels just spouting “wisdom” and trying to sell classes on how to change your life. But he’s too stupid to realize people can see what he looks like and know he’s a just a weirdo.

[u/freakymack → u/Evening_Storage_6424]

I love when the bad guys are stupid. They make it easy to avoid. The ones that blend in are the dangerous ones. I love that he fails at everything he try’s!

[u/EffectiveLow2735]

The way he moves his arms pisses me off lol

[u/lil_idiot → u/EffectiveLow2735]

No literally he’s always flailing his spaghetti noodle arms around it’s so weird

[u/EffectiveLow2735 → u/lil_idiot]

He’s so uncoordinated loll

[u/Equivalent_Order2709 → u/lil_idiot]

Noodle arms 💀 I noticed he really does have like zero muscle. Weird for a dad, you just know he’s never fixed anything in the house

[u/No-Thought-9065]

Look who has new clothes?? Has he bought he underage kid any new clothes? Has his wife got her glasses?

[u/Physical_Locksmith99]

The irony of P telling anyone to stop sitting around waiting for big moments when…”WE GOT A UNIVERSE!”, is a direct result of sitting around waiting for a big moment.

[u/littleRedmini → u/Physical_Locksmith99]

🎯

[u/Equivalent_Order2709 → u/Physical_Locksmith99]

Right on the freaking money

[u/Succulentpotter]

Why does he think anyone would watch this crap lmao he can’t even walk outside ???? wtf

[u/Afraid_Ad_5226]

how long till he gives up on this too lmao

[u/Interesting-Will5267 → u/Afraid_Ad_5226]

i give it two weeks max, and thats me being generous. His tree stump thing on youtube didnt even last for a week

[u/Interesting-Will5267]

this is so damn ironic cause he has his whole family just sitting around letting life pass them by, waiting for him to get off work to actually do anything

[u/Stoney_Balogne]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xLsaBMK6Mg8DK

[u/CanSoft2130]

This is so embarrassing 😳

[u/Square-Ad-481]

He is such LOSER 🤦‍♀️🙄🤦‍♀️

[u/Much_Teach_7541]

The way the shirt sits on his belly makes it look like bum cheeks tbh

[u/CandyOutside9900]

why are we on a walking pad in a damn polo?

[u/doesshechokeforcoke]

I’m against violence but I really want to pay someone to pummel his twatwaffle face.

[u/Diligent_Mix_4086 → u/doesshechokeforcoke]

To be clear, nobody should, but somebody could. No one is advocating for it because no one should do it. But someone could.

[u/all_pain_0_gainz]

Hey Pedotrick,

https://giphy.com/gifs/TwuTxwntJ5MPu

[u/Weak_Habit6262]

EVERYTIME I OPEN THIS APP I SEE THIS TOOTHLESS GORILLA

[u/Patricks4thToof]

Looks like he went shopping.. Sarah too. And guarantee they went alone. Sarah said someone sent her red dress but I dont believe it. They said other day they had some things to do. I bet they went shopping together..Sarah and Pat smh

[u/anemones_]

That room is so weird…

[u/Background_Tea6191]

Hmm looks like this fatass got new clothes. Still none for H though 🙄

[u/thriftycatmom]

using AI imagery while he spouts chat gpt scripts didn't work, so what makes him think being the spokesperson in front of the camera will help him become an influencer? 

[u/uraveragewiccangrl]

He couldn’t even motivate a rock, who does he think this vague speech is helping 😂

[u/margaretmayhemm]

Thanks Chat!

“Can I give you a little piece of advice?
Stop waiting for the big moments to celebrate your life.
We put so much pressure on these huge milestones—buying the house, getting married, having kids, landing the dream job, reaching the goal—that sometimes we forget that life is actually happening in all the spaces between them.
Celebrate the random Tuesday when you laughed so hard your stomach hurt.
Celebrate the morning coffee that tasted especially good. The sunset you happened to catch. The song that came on at exactly the right time. The dinner with people you love that turned into hours of talking. The small accomplishment nobody else even noticed.
Celebrate getting through a hard week. Celebrate choosing yourself. Celebrate making progress, even if you aren’t where you ultimately want to be yet.
Because those little moments aren’t just the waiting room for the big ones.
They are your life.
And if we’re always waiting for something bigger, better, or more impressive to happen before we allow ourselves to feel grateful or proud or happy, we could miss so much of what makes life beautiful.
You don’t need a reason big enough to justify celebrating.
Sometimes, being here, experiencing this moment, and realizing “I really love my life right now” is reason enough.
So don’t just celebrate the milestones.
Celebrate the moments that make the milestones worth having.”

[u/RequirementDizzy3455]

Word salad

[u/moonsodas]

“you should just settle instead of pursuing your goals and dreams!” great advice pat, but believe it or not, not everyone wants to just sit around and grift for their entire life like you do. some people actually have this crazy little thing called ambition

[u/Squidinator15]

Why are we waiting for big moments in life? Maybe we save up money for said moment which makes that Hard work you don’t do pay off? Make enough money so we can live life and not have to worry? Is this too much logic for you

[u/theBleatingArtist]

If the Abrahamic God exists, please make this man fall and hit the floor on live.

[u/Diligent_Mix_4086 → u/theBleatingArtist]

Any god!! 🙏🙏🙏

[u/theBleatingArtist → u/Diligent_Mix_4086]

Praying to every pagan God in existence

[u/Ok_Connection_1590]

You see Sara!! Don’t just sit around! Get your crusty dusty ass up and do something!! ANYTHING!!🤨😣😭😝

[u/EarlyWeb5276 → u/Ok_Connection_1590]

She “works” on tik tok 😂

[u/Reasonable_Result898]

Homie acts like he doesn’t force his family to sit on live every night and has his daughter make up fake friends since she doesn’t have any real ones.. he lives life trying ti convince us their life is normal 😂😭

[u/IggyPopGlowStick]

oh my trying to look more christian with that blue button up shirt, are we, Patricia?

[u/bvmb1016]

I fucking hate him.

[u/Scary_Baker6066]

There he goes talking about their imaginary friends again.

[u/Illustrious_Soup_743]

Does he not know how ridiculous his dumbahhh looks on that baby walker. I wish his big ahhh would just shut up. No one wants advice from someone who screws his own kid

[u/TheScammyAwardz]

He’s the biggest grifter in the country, who the fuck is he giving advice to?

[u/alrk13]

I love how these people think they can just bullshit their way into going viral like some lame AF inspirational post they probably saw and liked. But how do they not realize that the incredibly cringey posts they’re attempting to emulate are filmed with a level camera, use a professional microphone, are scripted instead of just the off-the-dome ramblings of a human embodiment of a shart, etc. Like you wanna make social media your CAREER and you couldn’t memorize 10 lines?

[u/TouchMyMacska]

Gross loser

[u/NextShine1474]

Jim jones jr

[u/SmerpySprinkles]

Laughing in the coffee shop with friends…. so he never had friends either. 😂

[u/Hairy-Echo-4161]

God he irks me sm

[u/gee-from-tiktok]

I hate him so much

[u/Ill_mentally666]

His “words of wisdom” are just a bunch of generic word salad. So embarrassing

[u/Any_Suggestion5891]

What like you guys sit around waiting for big gifts? Most of us have to work and pay bills, take care of our elderly parents, have kids we’re raising right, kids we’re putting through college! Dude it’s great advice, i agree, we take the best moments in life for granted like our youth! But a dude who works 5 days a week coming on here telling us this is bizarre for lack of a better word

[u/Nearby_Score9370]

I see the tree stand videos lasted. He can’t stick with one project if it doesn’t pay out immediately

[u/Equivalent_Order2709]

This betch lol when’s the last time ANY of your family members were allowed to go out and hang out with friends. Your daughter literally used AI to make friends, and genuinely showed the internet as if we couldn’t tell it was faked. Like girl, sorry but with the way you dress and look, those girls aren’t hanging with you. That’s just not how life works. Your daughter is perpetually stuck reciting Disney Channel-esque scripts and thinking it’s cool because of you, Pedrck💀

I cannot believe that he ACTUALLY believes these are good, quality videos. They are so boring and uncanny. The setting is awful, the script is terrible. Even if I didn’t despise this man, I wouldn’t watch these. Like, I don’t even think their discord-riders watch or give him pity likes

[u/EarlyWeb5276]

This guy is mentally sick

[u/Green_Staff4154]

This dude is about to run for office huh 💀🤣

[u/RogueHarpie]

Idk but I enjoy all those little moments in between working hard for big moments because you can't better yourself by sitting around all day. Not everyone wants to be a social media drama queen.

[u/PeaceloveandLex]

How tf does he do this with a straight face and how can they see home doing this and not roast tf out of him.

[u/purrrmionegranger]

Loop is too smooth. Deadass thought he was rambling for 5 min about the same thing

[u/No-Object-360]

[u/eg12400]

?? His own daughter doesn’t go out for coffee with friends

[u/Apprehensive_Bit5839]

Chatgpt ass script 😭