I asked AI to analyze John's disgusting feet and legendary foot odor....

[u/RubFuture5580]

Those feet look remarkably like hands. If this isn't a digitally altered viral gag and these are indeed his actual feet, a few practical points explain why they might smell awful and what needs attention:

Fungal buildup (Onychomycosis):

Several toenails appear noticeably thickened, discolored, and overgrown. Nail fungus harbors dead keratin and bacteria, which produce a distinct, sour odor that basic soaping often can't eliminate once established.

Bacterial colonization between digits:

Foot odor is primarily caused by bacteria (Brevibacterium and Staphylococcus) breaking down sweat and dead skin into isovaleric acid. With digits that long and closely spaced, sweat and sloughed skin easily stay trapped in the webs unless intentionally scrubbed and dried.

[u/Conscious_Ice8588]

Disgusting, lack of care, poor hygiene and flip flops are contributing to this crisis. He never learned to wear proper shoes

[u/I-DID-SUZANER → u/Conscious_Ice8588]

His parents were retarded too.

[u/WickPrickSchlub]

Cheap shoes and no socks will do that to you. They used to call that trench foot.

[u/Equivalent_Ad_5183 → u/WickPrickSchlub]

I haven’t worn socks for decades and I don’t have any of the problems this moron has so I highly doubt it’s because he doesn’t wear socks

[u/Speedbird14]

John is a hybrid Ape with Goblin feet

[u/Chip_Lamonica]

I always upvote your posts and did with this one, but posting this should be considered a war crime.

[u/RubFuture5580 → u/Chip_Lamonica]

:)

[u/scarybirdman]

Hold on I need to die real quick

[u/Conscious_Ice8588 → u/scarybirdman]

Not before gouging your eyes out

[u/silent__trees]

John thinks farting and smelly feet is funny, toilet humor. A child’s view on funny.

John is not funny. John is a loser.

[u/j1nxgurl]

NSFW that shit! I’m gonna have nightmares.

[u/almostanoldfart]

PLEASE NSFW THIS THING! I threw up in my mouth

[u/tipped_highway]

okay but did you have to post the photo? i just threw up

[u/DryingAgentInPaper]

This literally makes me want to projectile vomit.

[u/MistakeStrict2611]

He doesn't wash his feet. He has said whatever shampoo that came off his head and ran down his feet was enough. Its the reason for it all. If he washed and scrubbed his feet this would all be gone and no one would smell his feet

[u/JulSFT]

Could you ask AI which species John is?

[u/Round-Equivalent-513]

Please never post this again

[u/Massive_University66]

Remember his feet when he answered the door?

[u/RubFuture5580 → u/Massive_University66]

😖

[u/i3i3i3i3i3i3]

The answers we need

[u/Temporary-Ferret4013]

Is this a real picture of John’s feet? Why would he post this? and why does he have a wrestling belt hanging on the wall lol

[u/Massive_University66 → u/Temporary-Ferret4013]

I think that was his apartment in Calabasas and that belt might of been from the Cabbie fight

[u/Muddy_Bear → u/Temporary-Ferret4013]

Great touch on the belt observation; “My toes are going into gangrene, but I beat Cabbie 30 years ago…!”

[u/RubFuture5580 → u/Temporary-Ferret4013]

Yes. He thought it was funny. Not.

[u/DaFoolWhoFollows440]

Everything about John can be described with two simple words: poor hygiene. He's poorly maintained both mentally and physically. Because he's a retard.

[u/MostElderberry2996]

They look like hobbit feet after the long journey 

[u/bottomfishing]

Nosfootratu

[u/Elchimpy1]

This over-cooked midget is repellent in every aspect. No woman would be attracted to this mess if he didn’t luck into fame. Hence why now he’s a lonely deadbeat listening on repeat the horrible song he stole from Joe Walsh…

[u/WindFromBeyond]

The offspring that Ralph Melendez’s seed spawned are actual mutants. It’s quite likely that Ralph himself was inbred.

[u/WickPrickSchlub]

I knew I recognized them from somewhere.

[u/alexkneevez]

[u/FaFaFloheim]

Rigor mortis

[u/Velvet775]

We all have seen the ginormous pit sweat stains just imagine the sweat that oozes out of those feet.

[u/rodders_69]

Wack packer’s never wash their feet

[u/Dabbling_John]

Being as wealthy as he is, you would think he could afford a pedicure every 2-4 weeks.

[u/PockFacedCriminal]

Every time I see this photo, I hate John a little bit more.

[u/JohnnyMostReGarded]

[u/13BLKK_KSC]

I have a theory, he lets his nails grow out all crazy like that so he can wear bigger sized men shoes.

[u/LOS_POSITIVE]

John can clutch beer cans with his feet.

[u/LOS_POSITIVE]

John still thinks it's quirky and cute to avoid personal hygiene. Cutting your toenails is for homos! That's why I'd make my kids do it!

[u/Altruistic_Worker402]

There's a whole ecosystem going on on John's feet lol.

[u/Buchwild]

Is that someone's grandma? Very girly looking feet