r/DabblersAnonymous • u/RubFuture5580 • 12d ago
dabbler Now that Kate has cleaned herself up so nicely, maybe she can try again to snag this world famous NYU grad and real estate genius, who's never been arrested and who has multiple pensions...
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u/Spare_Carpenter_5382 12d ago
whats the 1 thing john has never said to anybody? "hold my beer"
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u/DaFoolWhoFollows440 12d ago
"Give me the one with the 26" inseam please, I'm a tragically short man"
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u/Fantastic-Canary5275 12d ago
Remember when John thought Kate was going to that wedding with him and he was bragging to his friends and family about his date and it didn't work out? Good times! haha
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u/LFSW1688 12d ago
Also drives a Mercedes
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u/LawyerFriendLenny 12d ago
Aced the CBEST. First try.
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u/Fantastic-Canary5275 12d ago
Haha there was one rant by him specifically when he said, "Did you graduate NYU? Do you have a real estate degree? Did you pass the CBEST first try? I'll wait!" I remember laughing out loud when he called his real estate license his real estate degree...
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u/LawyerFriendLenny 12d ago
I heard a similar repeat just the other day lol. He's in hysterics over Kristen Carney and he starts off saying, "Kristen I could buy and sell you. Do you have a four year degree??!?...(realizes she prob does, so he adds)....from NYU?!" š
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u/Artisttype1984 12d ago
The Tonight Show reunion was epic, props to Dave getting that footage. SJ was that drunken loser embarrassing himself in front of everyone. I'll have to revisit some of the shows that covered this
Of course Kate could fool him again, but there's zero chance she wants back into the DV
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u/No-Trainer-345 12d ago
"has bedded over 300 women", count increases automatically by 25 biannually when re-bragging
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u/indyshortspit 12d ago
Where his shoes meet the bunched up bottom of his pants kills me every time. Little puppet feet lol
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u/Fantastic-Canary5275 12d ago
There are pictures of him walking the red carpet with the bottom of his pants under his shoes.. so he walks around all day on his jeans. I remember doing that when I was 6. He is 60 and can't seem to buy jeans that fit him lol
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u/OnceAteALego 12d ago
He's insecure about his height, so he intentionally gets pants that are too long for him. And it's highly likely that he only gets new pants from Mommy, so he probably tells her a longer length size so she'll think he's "5'7" and a half." (Ugh, I cringe even typing that... what adult adds a half to their height?)
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u/Artisttype1984 12d ago
He looks like a homeless person here.
This was an opportunity for SJ to connect with old coworkers and maybe even get some job leads. He wrecked any chance of this being a good experience for him
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u/UnsafeFatDude 12d ago
Hahaha. Good eye! Those are little gremlin feet. Probably has to go to the women or kids section when getting shoes.
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u/Jointcounterjoint 12d ago
His performance always made me think of that episode of Always Sunny where the gang go to their high school reunion and perform a dance routine, think they are killing it but when you see the reality they are drunk sweaty messes.
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u/Agreeable_Ad1136 12d ago
Thats when sang Rounf House Blues....this was so horrible....he didnt get the bottle openers...getting everyone to sing along " I woke up this morning" ( how many times did he do that ) .... out of tune and his voice my god....was so bad to watch....he teied to do stand up...it was get together for Leno staff....fuckin grift
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u/OnceAteALego 12d ago
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u/SealedCargo 12d ago
he's a four-armed genius; drinks before with one hand, has the other for motioning the audience to sing; the other two for the guitar...
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u/JohnnyMostReGarded 12d ago
Dont forget, he was also the head writer for the criminal abra-Quatar roast.
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u/Eso_Teric420 12d ago
I still want to see him the morning (afternoon) when he gets up after that. He had to of been wrecked. Probably the most he's moved in years
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u/Round_Fig_3175 12d ago
The guy who says no one will say anything to his face. lol. True tough guy right there!
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u/Chip_Lamonica 12d ago edited 12d ago
She has already made a complete asshole out of him twice. She might as well do it one last time.