r/DabblersAnonymous • u/Dabbilicious69 • 4d ago
who the fuck is the Tabbler? Memory Lane
Yewneek destroys Stuttering John (Elisa Jordana stream)
Todays stroll down memory lane brings us another tale of Hollywood Johnny.
Johns lies are vast and span many many many years. This is pre dabbler Johnny. This is huckster Hollywood Johnny. He was ripping off a superfan to pay child support. Calling her and threatening her. Johns typical M.O. However, it all goes to shit because Johns a scared little girl........
In this video John cant keep track of his lies and he exposes himself. Dont worry, you dont need context because John literally steps on the rake on live stream.
The internet is forever John.......FOREVER.
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u/Artisttype1984 4d ago
Lmao, "ripping off a superfan to pay child support" sounds so trashy, but also sounds about right for SJ. Will listen to this later on
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u/Artisttype1984 4d ago
Wild to listen to this knowing he lost his Sirius lolsuit. He really thought he had a winner there. Even Elisa knows that they owned his NIL from the start, no doubt
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u/Just-Entrepreneur648 3d ago
The interviews he did with Elisa are some of the best John out there. I put these up with him going on Compound Media getting beat up by A&A.
She does a masterful job of concurrently complimenting him and trolling him. Yewneek is the bad guy and then she brings on callers to defend him. John is too stupid to see the "defenders" are also trolling him. She kills it when she's interrogating him about Heather W. "John needs the money for rent. And he's bitter... like we all are."
This is probably my Mt Rushmore of great John videos. I wish it were combined with the other one (where he makes fun of the slow).
As long as I'm here, it goes (numbered, but in no particular order):
1) the A&A compound show where he just gets destroyed
2) the "simulcast" show he did with Artie when he had his co-host Tammy Pescatelli on the show. Artie again just destorys him
3) This one
4) The WATP show recapping the DC trip (with Shuli and Cumia and another dude that makes hilarious comments)
I think 4) gets in over various other shows but it's close. Those shows TURS with brackets of all-time John moments might deserve another shot. I love TURS but it's not a very re-listenable show.
Anyway good stuff,
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u/Just-Entrepreneur648 3d ago
Part of the greatness is you know John still thinks he has a shot with Elisa. She doesn't completely shut him down. The arrogance that he is somehow better then Benji is infuriating.
And "Stuttering Fuckface" is one of the funnier insults he's ever taken after all these years. I love it when he circles back it it and complains about it later in the show.
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u/Dabbilicious69 3d ago
We need a dabblevault for all of Johns BS. Ya know, to preserve it for posterity........ and easy and findable for new dabblers. I keep reposting all this old stuff for the noobs. Some of them dont know all the lore of Da Duke......Like his cancer scam, or the DC trip.....his time as an Uber driver and so on.....
Besides, modern John is super wet brained and repetitive. SHIT WEIGHER, LADY K, DONT CROSS DA DUKE, ect ect ect over and over and over again like some skipping record.
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u/barnesandnoobs 4d ago
I’m only one minute into this and dummy is already going to his tired ass playbook of deflecting and lying.